May 2005 - Monthly Archive - Results from #90

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2774

Name Problem

It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the children their names one at a time, and for each to spell their name out loud. When she came to a young boy and as... read more..

03 May

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5337

Mortal Melancholy

Springtime has returned to my backyard with full bloom. This seasonal reality is nowhere more evident than in the branches of a very large, decorative cherry tree in our backyard that boasts and displ... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3534

Longevity Answer

The Jewish Chronicle had heard that Benny was coming up to his 110th birthday so they sent one of their reporters to interview him."How do you account for your longevity?" asked the reporter."You coul... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4237

Take Two Instead

A man takes a photo of the front of his house to the local copy store and asks the clerk to put it on disk for him. He does. They are both looking at the monitor to see the results, and the man asks i... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4161

Speeding Stories

*PULLED OVER* "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars.She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always read more..

02 May

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4698

Gordon's Challenge at Talladega

NASCAR fans love the challenge that goes with restrictor-plate racing at Talladega Superspeedway! Jeff Gordon had the dominating car Sunday at the Aaron's 499 Nextel Cup race. But, the win was not wit... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2815

Cow Help

A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car stalled inexplicably. He got out and raised the hood to see if he could find out what had happened.A brown and w... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3887

Goober Pilots

Two Goobers (pilots) are trying to land an airplane. They start descending and as they touch the ground the one pilot screams to the other pilot, "Pull up, the runaway is ending...". The second... read more..

01 May

Dr. Harold McNabb

3564

Observations About an Unknown God

Is there anyone here today who would say, "I never win anything"? You go to the concert and the door prize is never for you, and the service club raffle always goes to someone else? I have good news f... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4606

Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name

*Rules For Choosing A Superhero Name*1. Don't call yourself by your real name: e.g., Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name: e.g., Mr. Teddy K read more..