June 2005 - Monthly Archive

30 Jun

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4176

Wouldn't I Still Be Me?

Those who play the personhood card argue that there is a difference between being a human and being a person. There are, they say, human beings that don't qualify as persons, and therefore should have... read more..

30 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3781

Understanding Law

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Partem' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party."After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

29 Jun

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4098

The Peter Promise

"He knew so much about the Bible; he had such a great ministry. How could this happen to him?" People often have asked me such questions when a Christian leader has fallen because of money, sex, or pr read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4795

Parrot Auction

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he ... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3722

Haircut Request

When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut."Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so... read more..

28 Jun

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4373

Details For Camp

Our eleven year-old granddaughter, Mary Kathryn, leaves in the morning for a church sponsored Christian Athletic Camp. The whole family is excited for her to have the opportunity to work and play and ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4245

To The Rescue

One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After ... read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3482

Bedtime Suggestion

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bed-time finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your pj's, brushing your teeth, and reading ONE book. Then it's lights out!"Her ar... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3988

Getting Older Lines

Now that I'm older....here's what I've discovered: I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All Bran? I finally got my head together, now my... read more..

27 Jun

Dr. Harold McNabb

3799

The Years of the Locust

Mt. St. Helen's is rumbling and puffing again, although it seems less likely this week that a big eruption is imminent, than it seemed a couple of weeks ago. I lived a thousand miles to the east when ... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3671

Shovel Need

One morning a local highway department crew reaches their job-site and realizes they have forgotten all their shovels. The crew's foreman radios the office and tells his supervisor the situation.The s... read more..

26 Jun

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3316

A Dance Lesson In The Kitchen

"What's Grandma like, Mom?" My daughter's question caught at my heart. I hadn't seen my mother since before she suffered a stroke and I was fearful. Had the effects of the debilitation changed her mor read more..

26 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2917

Computer Error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Bob the computer guy, to come over. Bob clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.As he was wa... read more..

26 Jun

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4536

Freedoms

We live in a land of freedoms. These freedoms are quickly being taken away from us. It started with prayer in the schools, and has escalated. Once the door is open to satan, it's hard to get it closed... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3929

More Actual Classified Ads

More Actual Classified Ads - - - - - Stock up and save. Limit: one. - We build bodies that last a lifetime. - For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. - Man, honest. Will take anything. - Man wanted to work ... read more..

25 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3038

Chute Error

While being transported to basic training as a new enlistee of the Air National Guard, I accidentally opened a parachute in the rear of the C-47. The plane was piloted by a major and a captain, and I ... read more..

24 Jun

Rev. Spence Laycock

4279

The Glory of the Justice of God

In the Supreme Court building in Geneva , Switzerland , hangs a massive painting by Paul Robert. The painting is entitled, ?Justice Instructing the Judges?. In the foreground are all forms of litigati... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4430

Bible Answer

A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you "know" the Bible?" The son replied, "I do know!" "O... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3228

Cancelling Cards

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her ... read more..

23 Jun

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3591

Liberty at the Lamppost

Someone is always "declaring their independence" around here--so we celebrate the Fourth of July alot! But one day during spring break, the "Freedom Fighters" and three of their friends surrounded the... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4421

The Buck Stops Where?

A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, "Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruis... read more..

23 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3320

New Appointment

Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is that?Defendant: Because the Public Defender isn't interested in my case.Judge (to Public Defender): Do you have any com... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4181

Theme Songs For Bible Characters

Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise" Lazarus: "The Second Time Around" Esther: "I Feel Pretty" Job: "I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues" Moses: "The Wan... read more..

22 Jun

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4496

Life and Death

This week has been a long one for us and many others in our family and the church family. My husband's oldest sister was in the hospital for a couple weeks, in very bad shape. Her heart was not pumpin... read more..

22 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3020

Withheld Pay

After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, my Uncle Joe was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock.Surveying the damage, the o... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4526

Give It A Try

Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. Keep going! Don't stop..... &... read more..

21 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3878

Career Change

When Ruthie's grandson Jordan was 5, he always told everyone he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up. One day he was running through the house and into the corner of a chair and hurt his eye. He crie... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4522

Fridge Magnet Smiles

You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are heartwarming and homey, but many are simply hilarious. Here is a collection of the funnier ones: A mes... read more..

20 Jun

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3164

Today, If You Hear

We were watching the portrayal of the last week of Jesus? life on earth. The actors depicted the Biblical characters with skill and the performance to that point had been flawless. Then a woman ran to... read more..

20 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2826

Words Per Day

Abraham was reading an article out loud to his wife. "Did you know that women use about 30,000 words a day, whereas men only use 15,000 words?"Sadie replies, "The reason has to be because a woman has ... read more..