September 2005 - Monthly Archive

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2631

Four Little Words

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for lunch. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone spe... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4846

Walking on Water

Bob, the goober, heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday, Bob his good friend Brian headed out ... read more..

08 Sep

Wonders of Creation

3529

Wonders of Creation - The Ear

The shape of our ear is designed to maximize the sounds we hear. If we had no ear, everything would sound sharp and 'metallic?, but God has designed a large, flexible flap, which catches low, medium a... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3228

Get Moving

While driving with my granddaughter, I was getting annoyed with the driver ahead of me and I said, "Come on Sam, get moving."The next week we were on the same road again with another slow driver ahead... read more..

07 Sep

Rev. Spence Laycock

3783

When God Believes - Part 1

When you listened to the reports of the chaos of New Orleans this past week it surely seemed surreal. One person described the city as being like Baghdad when it fell. Another said that it was ?angel ... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3564

Now, Now Ellen

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3084

City Kids Camping

Two boys from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from being bitten.Then one of them saw some lightning bugs, and said to h... read more..

06 Sep

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3234

The Puppy Who Wasn't

Dropping in on a friend unexpectedly is not always a good idea, but some of us live a bit spontaneously and that's just the way it seems to be. I decided to drop in on my friend, Lynn, one day, when s... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4265

Learned in Yale

A wealthy contractor liked to know something about all the employees who worked for him. One day he came upon a young man who was expertly counting out a large wad of the firm's cash. The contractor a... read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6069

Referrals

When our local doctor began attending church services the minister was delighted, and it wasn't long before they were helping each other in their work, the minister referring people to the doctor, and... read more..

05 Sep

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4598

Out of Gas Mission

Mission work is an important part of the church where my family is a member. Last week my husband, Jerry, was asked to take the Associational Disaster Shower Trailer to a small church in Northwest Ark... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3752

Thanks, Honey

A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place.... The man says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 5... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3197

Dangerous Dog

Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign reading, "Danger! Beware of Dog" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7961

Bear Hunting Preacher

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending h... read more..

04 Sep

Dr. Harold McNabb

3428

Resurrection Certainties

I suppose that for some people, the word "certainties" is a bit of a hot button. I hope it is, anyway. Some like their faith certain. Others prefer a bit of mystery. I think the accounts of the resurr... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2790

Ammunition Substantiation

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics. That summer, the area had experienced an infestation of rattlesnakes. Officers and NCOs were given o... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3434

16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate

Some of these are a little odd but they would definitely spice up dorm life. 16 Ways To Confuse Your Roomate:**************************************************** 1. Sit up. Say, "time to... read more..

03 Sep

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

5102

Nothing Hidden in D&X

What is partial-birth abortion? To help answer that question for the legislature, Representative Canady presented Congress with five simple line drawings. They were captioned by seven brief, precise s... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2733

Army Drab

My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.While in line at the che... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3907

Goober Diagnosis

A Goober felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examining him said, 'Well, I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has somethingto do with alcohol.' The Goober replied, 'Well,... read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2609

Seen This?

I had trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing age. When I found a prominent gray hair in my bangs, I pointed to my forehead and asked my husband, "Oh no, h... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3826

Great Eyesight

An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defence lawyer asked Sam, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Sam , "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Sam ag... read more..

01 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

6034

Waiting For Our Room

At the walk-in clinic I approached the reception area. With nobody ahead of me, the medical technician at the front desk listened immediately as I explained I was there to have my purple ankle looked ... read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2750

Updated Punishment

"When I was a youngster," complained the frustrated father, shaking his head, "I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But our son has his own color TV, phone, computer and CD play read more..