October 2005 - Monthly Archive

20 Oct

Rev. Spence Laycock

3515

Gilgal?s Sanctification

Have you ever been in someone else's kitchen and see them prepare raw hamburger on the counter, then as you watched they immediately prepared some bread on the same surface? Have you ever been in a pu... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4592

Dead Horse

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in modern busin... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4034

I'm a Moth

A man walks into a dentist's surgery and says, "Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth."Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."Man: "Yes, I know."Dentist: "So why did you... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4117

Spelling Bee Confusing

If GH can stand for P as in HiccoughIf OUGH stands for O as in DoughIf PHTH stands for T as in PhthisisIf EIGH stands for A as in NeighbourIf TTE stands for T as in GazetteIf EAU stands for O as in Pl... read more..

19 Oct

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3522

Three Words Will Do

I saw a stunning painting a while ago. It was done by a man whose work reflects a lot of religious themes, but I think this is one of his best. It is a portrayal of one of the encounters with Jesus to... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2913

Dining In

My husband and I both work, so our family eats out a lot.Recently, when we were having a rare home-cooked meal, I handed a glass to my three year old and asked her to please drink her milk.She looked ... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4226

Painted Sunset

Little Bobby was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had bee... read more..

18 Oct

Dr. Harold McNabb

4737

Your Treasure: Send it On Ahead

In 2000, there were two documented attempts of soul selling. A Salon.com article titled ?eFaust eFoiled? reported that 18-year-old Sterling Jones ?put his soul up for auction on eBay. Within a few day... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2757

Labor Pains

When I was a mother's helper, the mom of the family I worked for sat with her three oldest children and watched a PBS special showing the birth of a baby. The mom thought it would be a good starting p... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4054

Parrot Problems

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady is furious! She storm... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3017

Home Donations

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give wh... read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3941

Evil Brothers

There were two evil brothers. They were rich and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, the... read more..

16 Oct

Wonders of Creation

3431

Wonders of Creation - Gecko Feet

How does a gecko manage to walk on a ceiling, or across a sheet of smooth plastic? Do they have tiny hooks on their feet? No. Do they use small suction caps? No. Do they squirt something sticky from t... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4018

Automobile Acronyms

AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented BMWBeautiful Mechanical WonderBig Money WorksBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear E... read more..

On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife

15 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4206

On Being The Husband Of The Pastor's Wife

Every job is important to someone, but many jobs do not get the recognition they deserve. One such job is the husband of the pastor's wife. This job carries great responsibility and yet has little if ... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2484

How To Photograph A New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.4. Choose a suitable background for pho read more..

15 Oct

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3681

Earthquakes of The Heart

It is October 2005, months after the tsunami - we listen with deep sadness to accounts of the earthquake devastation on the Pakistan/India border. Our hearts break as we hear tales of horror--children... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3835

Work P-p-p-p-p-roblem

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?" The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and sa... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2751

Sibling Takes

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings."My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one."My sister takes gymnastics," said a... read more..

14 Oct

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

4596

On The Road To Recovery

Many of us face troubles throughout our lives. We are met with debts we cannot pay, family problems we cannot solve, sickness we sometimes cannot overcome, or prayers that seem never to be answered. W... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4378

Two by Fours

Man injured by fallen raccoon A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One goober walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean t... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2832

Mess Cake

The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from the crew and how they gave back as much as they got. He talked to the Food Service Off... read more..

13 Oct

Wonders of Creation

3380

Wonders of Creation - Living in Space

At present our planet has an orbiting space station, in which people have been living, sometimes continuously for many months. They have, of course, been tested, to see what the effects of livin... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3963

'Coons From Heaven

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. (AP) - Brad Davis was training his puppy to pick up the scent of a treed raccoon when his colleague, Donnie Lamb, decided to shoot the raccoon out of the tree. Trouble w... read more..

12 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3049

Resume Examples

These are real examples from real resumes:*Reasons For Leaving Last Job*- Responsibility makes me nervous.- They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under thos... read more..

Winking, Wiggling and the Power of Words

11 Oct

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

5735

Winking, Wiggling and the Power of Words

What do "Bewitched", "I Dream of Jeannie" and Genesis 1:1 have in common? Quite a lot! I got this crazy picture in my mind the other day. I don't even know what causes these thoughts to come to mind ... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3523

3 eggs - 50 years

A newly ordained preacher and his young wife were talking about being more considerate of each other. The good wife promised that she would stop being so critical of his sleep- inducing sermons.... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4100

Old Goats

A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. Sh... read more..

10 Oct

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

6552

5 Ways God Answers Prayer

Over the years, I've discovered from Scripture and experience that God loves to answer our prayers. Here are five of his most frequent answers:1. "No, I love you too much." The Lord of the universe is... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4405

Millionaire's Driver

Millionaire: What's your name, driver? Driver: Alfred, sir. Millionaire: I always call my drivers by their last names. Driver: It's Sweetheart, sir. Millionaire: Drive on, Alfred... read more..