November 2005 - Monthly Archive

06 Nov

Dr. Harold McNabb

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Is it Too Late?

On July 25, 2000, Air France Concorde flight 4590 on July 25, 2000, which crashed on take off in Paris. One hundred passengers, nine crew, and four people on the ground were killed when the Concorde b... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2795

Control and Escape

The computer company my wife works for distributed a corporate clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc (escape), just as they look on ... read more..

Daylight-Saving Time Is Not Quite Like Money In The Bank

05 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3894

Daylight-Saving Time Is Not Quite Like Money In The Bank

Once again, it's that time of the year when we have turned our clocks back one hour. It is ?fall back? and 'spring forward,? although I never seem to get ahead. Daylight-saving time was designed to ad... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3966

More Dog Quotes

"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise" -Unknown "In dog years, I'm dead." - Unknown "No animal should ever jump up on the dining room furniture unlessabsolutely certain that he can read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3746

Encyclopaedia Set for Sale

FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica.Excellent Condition.$1200 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend.Wife knows everything .....?... read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2601

Husband's Check

Proud and pleased as she could be, the new, young bride, Mrs. Stanford Strothers, strode briskly up to the teller's cage at the bank to cash her husband's pay check for the first time.When the teller ... read more..

04 Nov

Wonders of Creation

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Wonders of Creation - Intelligence

If you are reading this, you are intelligent. You can also be assured that the writer of this item was not a machine. Not many years ago, many of the pioneers of artificial intelligence would have bee... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2726

Dr. Dress

During my surgical residency I was called out of a sound sleep to the emergency room. Unshaven and with tousled hair, I showed up with an equally unpresentable medical student. In the ER we encountere... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3828

Dog Quotes

"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown "Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."- Gene Hill "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; i read more..

03 Nov

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4334

A Life, Worthy

I once had to walk through a swamp with a heavy pack on my back. I stumbled at almost every step because of the muskeg, my legs chilled to the bone by ice-cold water that lurked beneath the hummocks w... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2498

Station Help

An elderly man was standing in front of the ticket office in Grand Central Station. A picture of utter helplessness, it was clear something was horribly wrong with him. He stood with his elbows presse... read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6069

The Perfect Church Design

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you". The vicar acc... read more..

01 Nov

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

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A Whole New World of Pleasures

One of the things we do here is talk about speculative issues. We've talked about the nature of time and whether God is in time. It's sometimes fun to sit back and reflect on things. Some of you like ... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4037

Perfect Pet

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, "Come on, a dog?" The owner says, "Ho... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2744

Epitaph Adjustment

A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she later found he had left his fortune to his mistress, she attempted to get the engraver to change the carving. Th... read more..