2005 - Monthly Archive - Results from #510

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4394

Athiest Groceries

There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the tim... read more..

18 Jun

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3312

My Father...My Friend!

I love weddings! I sit misty-eyed beside my husband of twenty years, hold hands, get all warm and fuzzy inside, and feel like I am getting married all over again! Of course, I compare any wedding I at... read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3599

Heartfelt

Jimmy was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the Pledge of Allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.... read more..

18 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4737

Gladys Pun

There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep. After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very ... read more..

17 Jun

Rev. Spence Laycock

3087

The Claims of Baptism

The circumcision of Christ I claim and celebrate in baptism through faith in the working of God. I. The Object of My Faith is More Important than Amount or Intent. Through the first verses of this cha... read more..

17 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3195

Great Cheese

The customer in the Italian restaurant was so pleased with his meal that he asked to speak to the chef. The owner proudly led him into the kitchen and introduced him to the chef."Your veal parmigiana ... read more..

16 Jun

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

4948

Growing Up Without Dad

A hole in the heart is never quite so big as when a father's love is missed. Like our innate need to know the God who loves us, our need for a father never goes away. Though death and divorce have mad... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4439

Goober On The Net

A goober went to his mail box several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds. A neighbor noticed his repeated trips to the curb and asked if he was waiting for a special del... read more..

16 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2822

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car

Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:- Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.- Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.- You lose the st... read more..

15 Jun

Melva's Devotions

Melva Cooper

4159

More Rest

Our oldest granddaughter, Faith, came in about 11:00 p.m. from Cheerleading Camp completely exhausted. She was tired, didn't like the camp, and did not think she was enjoying herself at all. From her ... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5887

Pig Rescuer

Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he ask, "Fred, how'd that pig get him a wooden leg?" "Well Michae... read more..

15 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5707

Movie Night

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a "movie night" with her.We watched Hackers, The Net, Anti-Trust, You'... read more..

Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise

14 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4879

Giggle The Pounds Away With Laughtercise

Finally, someone has come up with a weight loss program I can sink my teeth into without guilt. And, I say it's about time. I can't speak for anybody else, but I'm fed up with diet programs that simpl... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5325

Overheard At The Cemetery

These two boys filled up a bucket of nuts and sat down by the tree. Out of sight, they started dividing up the nuts. "One for you and one for me." A couple of the nuts rolled towards... read more..

14 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2997

Library Lost and Found

Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten lost in the school library. No one was surprised, since the library is large and has a confusing layout.When I ask... read more..

13 Jun

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

5225

Our Father

Next Sunday, we will celebrate Father's Day this year. Many of us have lost our father (mine was DADDY) over the years. But, there are still the memories of all the years we had with him. I often thin... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4239

Goober Painter

Julie, the goober, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman. The first house she came to, ... read more..

13 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7337

Time Management

The church wanted to help their congregation cope better with the stresses of modern life, and decided to offer a course in Time Management.Soon after the course was announced, a member telephoned the... read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4433

Sixteen Steps to Build a Campfire

1. Split dead limb into fragments and shave one fragment into slivers. 2. Bandage left thumb. 3. Chop other fragments into smaller fragments 4. Bandage left foot. 5. read more..

12 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3452

Better Trainer

A fellow computer programmer for a consulting group had designed some software for one of our largest accounts. He asked my help in putting it into operation.At first, he handled most of the work. Eve... read more..

11 Jun

Rev. Spence Laycock

2922

What a Wonderful Savior

A Sunday School teacher was telling her class how God created everything, including human beings. A young boy in the class seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4774

Full Pockets

A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money.? "At Sunday school," the boy replied no... read more..

11 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3039

You're No Longer A Kid When…

You're No Longer A Kid When...- Driving a car doesn't always sound like fun.- You have friends who have kids.- You are taller than the slide at the McDonald's playland.- Your parents' jokes are now fu... read more..

10 Jun

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3215

Not Even A Shadow

My daughter and I recently started new jobs on the same day. So lately the dinner table conversation at our house has centred around our new experiences. Last night I had something funny to report. To... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5938

Pastor's Golf Sunday

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day fo... read more..

10 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3240

Most Famous Man

A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall."My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shil... read more..

09 Jun

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

3212

Carry Me!

"Carry me, Daddy," the little girl begged (or whined!), as her tired, spindly little legs could walk no more. Mom and Dad had no car--their wheels were two-legged ones, and so the young family walked read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4037

Doctor News

A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told the patient, "I have good news, and I have bad news. Which do you want me to tell you first?" The patient... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2942

Grandma Thanks

A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from her daughter. 'Would Grandma like to have her three little grandchildren visit while her daughter and son-in-l... read more..

09 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3863

A Diet For Dealing With Stress

1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda. 3. When you eat read more..