December 2006 - Monthly Archive

10 Nov

Christmas Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Twelve Recounts of Christmas 2000

On the first recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... a disputed presidency. On the second recount of Christmas my country gave to me ... two campaign spins, and a disputed presidency. read more..

10 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-11

"My peace I give to you; not as the world gives do I give you." - John 14:27 Millions of people around the world carry with them the lifelong, tragic consequences of interna read more..

10 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Last One Comeback

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?""Oh,... read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chicken Neighbour

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they want... read more..

09 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-10

"Oh, how I love Thy law. It is my mediation all day long." - Psalm 119:97 If you have ever lived or been on a farm you have seen contented cows chewing their cud. Cows are known read more..

09 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Friendly Golf

Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one.The other man said, "Now I'll take MY practice swing, and then we'll start the gam... read more..

09 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Lose Your Marbles

Here's a guy who loses his marbles in a unique way. I guess when you have heavy duty kitchen appliances around like this blender there are lots of things you could lose. I wonder wha read more..

09 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-09

"He hath sent Me to bind up the brokenhearted." - Isa. 61:1 In the book of Job we read that "man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward." Some of our trials ar read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Goober Guide to Household tools

A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape. ... read more..

08 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Missed Bus

The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.The father, though late for work, had to drive her if she'd direct him to the school.They rode sever... read more..

08 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Sequoias National Park

Sometimes you just need to take a breather and go stand calmly in the forest. Ok, maybe sometimes you need to scream while you are there. Here's a chance to stand virtually in Sequoia read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Beauty Watch

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,&qu... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-08

"O my God, my soul is cast down within me. Oh, wretched man that I am." Rom 7:24 and Psalm 42 6 Studies show that people who do not reveal their deep thoughts and feelings to ot read more..

07 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Scale Convention

At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight.A smo... read more..

07 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Pa-Chong!

Here's another game from Jeff Wofford (www.jeffwofford.com). I really appreciate that he gave permission to share his flash games on the site here. Many of us remember that classic home arcade game "... read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Election Poetry

In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great 2000 Election Controversy is so big that a bunch of all-star poets have come out of retirement to quickly set ... read more..

06 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-07

"See, then, that you walk circumspectly, redeeming the time, because the days are evil." Eph. 5:15,16 Are we misusing the golden nuggets of time that God places in our hands eac read more..

06 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2450

Wedding Report

"How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if she would obey and she said, 'Do you think I'm nuts?' and the groom said, 'I do,' and then things really began read more..

06 Nov

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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How Much Does a Politician Really Cost?

Like most Americans, I’ve been following the political race with great interest. I must confess having a little bit of difficulty figuring out which side is which. In a normal race, everybod read more..

06 Nov

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

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Being Lax

You who have been long-time subscribers realize I've been very lax in my producing the newsletter every week for a long time. But, being busy and having many pressing matters, I let the newsle read more..

06 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2170

Water Rings

Here is evidence that even if you are a poor swimmer (this guy must sink like a stone to stay on the bottom like he does) you can still have fun in a swimming pool. Even beyond his obvious tale read more..

06 Nov

Shirley Choat

2004

Good Morning 11-06

"...your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you." - John 16:22 The NT contains four times as many references to joy as it does to sorrow. Believers should the read more..

05 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Word of Mouth

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill. "I'm shocked!" she complained. "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know,&q... read more..

05 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Lives of Passion

A follower of Jesus lives life passionately for Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061105.mp3{/audio}... read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Goober Golf Dispute

Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together. On the first tee, the first guy smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway. With a smile, he picked up the tee and walke read more..

04 Nov

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 11-05

All Saints Sunday Matthew 5:1-12 Psalm 31 All Saints' Day was observed already at an early date in the church's history. Its intent was to honor the memory of departed Christia read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Jury Duty

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.Judge: Can't they do without you at work?Juror: Yes, but I don't want them t... read more..

03 Nov

Shirley Choat

1999

Good Morning 11-04

"Speak not evil one to another, brethren." - James 4:11 We live in a time when everyone wants to know the dirt about others. Books that promise to tell all about some prominent indivi read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cleaning Instructions

I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher ... read more..

03 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Pig Relief

Please note that no pigs or other animals were hurt in the creation of this page. The purpose of this little piggy is to help you relax at work - you know, get the stress out. He's been on the net f... read more..