December 2006 - Monthly Archive

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4146

One Man Team

(Note: It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins are having a meeting on the eve of a game with the Bears. The coach says, "Look guys, I k read more..

02 Nov

Shirley Choat

2106

Good Morning 11-03

"It is good for me that I have been afflicted." - Ps. 119:71 Growing up I found this verse hard to understand. How natural it is to shy away from adverse circumstances. read more..

02 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2435

One day, an employee received an unusually large check. She decided not to say anything about it.The following week, her check was for less that the normal amount, and she confronted her boss. “How co... read more..

02 Nov

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

7150

SkyLook

SkyLook is a fun program that records your online discussions over SKYPE . Now you can save recordings of your business meeting conversations and family visits online. I spend a lot of ... read more..

02 Nov

Software

Pastor Tim

7909

Skype

There are plenty of different software packages out there for talking to others over the net, but Skype is by far the best. Not only that, but when using a program called "SkyLook" you can recor... read more..

02 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1957

Stonehenge 2

There was a certain field near our cottage (when I was a boy) that had a huge, mammoth boulder in it. Every time my grandfather would drive past it he would tell me that he had carried it ther read more..

01 Nov

Shirley Choat

2115

Good Morning 11-02

"Pray for us; for we trust we have a good conscience, in all things willing to live honestly." - Heb. 13:18 We live in an evil world where it is increasingly difficult to maintain int read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4348

Window Savings

A window salesman phoned a customer. "Hello, Mr. Brown," said the sales rep. "I'm calling because our company replaced all the windows in your house with our triple-g... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2882

Fast Driver

My mom has a lead foot, so I was not surprised when a state trooper pulled us over as we were speeding through Georgia.Hoping to get off with a warning, Mom tried to appear shocked when the trooper wa... read more..

01 Nov

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1896

Nikon Small World

It's a small world after all! Yes, Disney has tortured many people on that ride with that song, but the nice people at Nikon Cameras have a more pleasant take on it. Here's some read more..

31 Oct

Shirley Choat

2130

Good Morning 11-01

"You have put off the old man with his deeds, and have put on the new man." - Col. 3:9,10 There is Gospel chorus I learned in Bible School that goes like this: "Things ar read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4785

Time Travel

Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "The next flight leaves at 1:00 p... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2596

Dollar Measure

Our mom needed a new mattress for her antique bed, so my brother, Josh, and I decided to buy her one as a gift. The problem was we weren't sure what to get, because it was an odd size. Fortunately, my... read more..

31 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1993

Jet Bicycle

What do you get when you combine a bicycle, a helmet, and two small jet engines? A really cool sounding jet bike! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> read more..

30 Oct

Shirley Choat

2127

Good Morning 10-31

"For we are laborers together with God." - 1 Cor. 3:9 Speaking to believers in John 15, the LORD Jesus reminds us that we are individual branches of the True Vine, and can only read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2765

Memory Improvement

I knew that as I was getting older, and finally able to admit it, certain things were starting to "slip". In an effort to prevent this "slippage", I went enthusiastically to a three-hour seminar on me... read more..

30 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2570

Space Sounds

No wonder some of us have problems sleeping at night - what with all the noise that the solar system is making. If it's not Jupiter's Magnetosphere or the dust in Saturn's rings hit read more..

29 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4428

The Upper Hand

A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation frequencies. It was his first time approaching a field during the night time. Instead of making any off read more..

29 Oct

Shirley Choat

2290

Good Morning 10-30

"Therefore, if any man be in Christ, he is a new creation; old things are passed away." - 2 Cor. 5;17 A great transformation takes place in the sinner's heart when he is read more..

When You Don't Know What To Do, You Can Always Pray

29 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3529

When You Don't Know What To Do, You Can Always Pray

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were invited to go back to a church in Pennsylvania we started and celebrate the 25th anniversary of that church. It was hard for m read more..

29 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3588

Work According to Your Calling

Some people think that only pastors, missionaries, and evangelists have a calling from God. That's far from the truth! All followers of Jesus have a calling and they should work according ... read more..

28 Oct

Shirley Choat

2183

Good Morning 10-29

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." REFORMATION SUNDAY John 8:31-36, Psalm 46 On this Reformation Sunday it is quite natural to reflect upon the read more..

28 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2675

Morning Pills

This morning, before I had my first cup of coffee and chased the cob webs from my brain, there was a bit of a mess-up with the pills on the kitchen counter.I wish to announce to any of those intereste... read more..

27 Oct

Shirley Choat

2156

Good Morning 10-28

"When they came to the border of Mysia, they tried to enter Bithynia, but the Spirit of Jesus would not allow them to." - Acts 16:7 History provides numerous examples of people who fou read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5835

Gated Community

Security and peace of mind were part of the reason we moved to a gated community. Both flew out the window the night I called a local pizza shop for a delivery."I'd like to order a large pepperoni piz... read more..

27 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2625

Segway Polo

Polo has always been a game for the rich, so I suppose it isn't surprising to see it being played on a segway. To be fair, I have heard that the price of a seqway has come down quite a bit read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4858

Punctuation

A nearsighted minister glanced at the note that Mrs. Jones had sent to him by an usher. The note read: "Bill Jones having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congregati read more..

26 Oct

Shirley Choat

2366

Good Morning 10-27

"...have not the faith of our LORD Jesus Christ, the LORD of glory, with respect of persons." - James 2:1 God has told us to love others as He loves us, with-out partiality. But read more..

26 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5273

Lost Baggage

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.She smiled told me not to worry because she was a tra... read more..

26 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2334

Earth Viewer

How long have you been sitting there surfing the net? Don't bother looking outside the window to see if it's day or night. This will tell you page will tell you. (ad read more..