December 2006 - Monthly Archive

26 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2325

Earth Viewer

How long have you been sitting there surfing the net? Don't bother looking outside the window to see if it's day or night. This will tell you page will tell you. (ad read more..

25 Oct

Shirley Choat

2234

Good Morning 10-26

"But the hour cometh, and now is, when the true worshipers shall worship the Father in spirit and in truth." - John 4:23 Worshiping God does not require a temple or a sanctuary.&nbs read more..

25 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3805

My colleagues and I recently received this email from the facilities department:"Due to construction, your office may be either cooler or warmer than usual on Tuesday.Please dress accordingly."... read more..

25 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3614

Flashing Colors

This is a pretty cool display of changing colors and it will make your eyes feel a bit weird. However! *IF YOU SUFFER FROM ANY FORM OF EPILEPSY, PHOTO SENSITIVITY, OR A MEDICAL CONDITION THAT IS AFF... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5332

Mother's Intuition

I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew. I said, "What do I do if he cries?" She said "Give him some vegetables." It ... read more..

24 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3010

Pole Power

I was getting ready for work when I looked out the window and saw the utility company starting to erect a pole in front of my house. They were going to position it directly in front of my picture wind... read more..

24 Oct

Shirley Choat

2303

Good Morning 10-25

"...the things which are seen are temporal, but the things which are not seen are eternal." - 2 Cor. 4:18 Material wealth and fame may be impressive and seen very important, but read more..

24 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2416

Panama Canal Time Lapse

"Excuse me sir, would you mind removing your hat?" Speaking of the Panama Canal, here's a pretty cool time lapse look at the passage of one cruise ship. read more..

24 Oct

Misc

Teresa hauber

1903

Sometimes we have "Octobers" !

Sometimes we have "October's" Well Family, Sometimes we have "October's" !! Unlike September with it's many joy's October was full of some sad days... read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5017

Waking Up

This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was, "Who's president?" read more..

23 Oct

Shirley Choat

2343

Good Morning 10-24

".... let us run with patience the race that is set before us." Heb. 12:1 The headmaster at the preparatory school in Great Britain announced that Sir Winston Churchill was co read more..

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4550

Fearless Leader

As a professor at Texas A & M, I taught during the day and did research at night. I would usually take a break around nine, however, calling up the strategy game Warcraft on the Internet and playing w... read more..

23 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2244

Golden Gate Bridge

Excuse me for using this site for my own gain, but I thought I would let you know that I have a bridge for sale. If you are in the San Francisco area, you might like to swing by and check out read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4114

Steamed Goober

Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While stand read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3017

Applause

A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it.... read more..

22 Oct

Shirley Choat

2192

Good Morning 10-23

"For in Him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily." - Col. 2:9 As a magnifying glass brings out the inner beauty of a rose, so Christ reveals the heart of God, for the ess read more..

22 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3374

Deeply Obedient

Obedience is not a bare minimum - it's a deep sacrifice offered to God by followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061022.mp3{/audio}... read more..

21 Oct

Shirley Choat

2319

Good Morning 10-22

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it!" Mark 10:2-16 Psalm 119:49-56 1+1+Children = A Family. In the text today Jesus challenges the Law's pr read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4244

Eating Worms

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That& read more..

21 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2787

Rong

Here's a fun game - a variation of that old classic "pong". I want to thank seminarian and game creator Jeff Wofford of www.jeffwofford.com for permission to feature it, other games (on future Fun Li... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2884

Vendor Problem

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendo... read more..

21 Oct

Shirley Choat

2424

Good Morning 10-21

"Ye shall not surely die, in the day ye eat thereof, ye shall be as God, knowing good and evil." Gen. 3:4,5 When the serpent told Eve she wouldn't die if she disobeyed read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Sunday Lollipop

The boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands. "Where did you get it?" his mother asked. "I bought it with the nickel you gave me." "The ni... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2871

Talking Surprise

On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses. After riding several miles, one of the horses said, "Whew, sure is hot today."The farmer, obviously surprised, sa... read more..

20 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2110

Attractors

This is plainly just a scientifically magnetic fun waste of time - sort of like my putting on cologne in high school only I couldn't get any attraction going there (for the most part). Who would have... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3940

Judge's Watch

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he sa read more..

19 Oct

Shirley Choat

2457

Good Morning 10-20

"The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth learning to his lips." - Prov. 16:23 Many people are afraid that honesty in speech will cost them friends read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2976

Hitchhiker Problem

John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker.As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his passenger. John checked to see if his wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat ... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9370

Cat Allergy

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person ask read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3784

Evangelist Request

During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and ... read more..