December 2006 - Monthly Archive

22 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2615

Wrapping Help

My wife asked me to help wrap Christmas presents this year, but I was watching football and declined to help. She then informed me that if I didn't help, I'd be in big, big trouble, so I helped.Howeve... read more..

22 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1981

Baby Toupee

I have pretty thick hair so I'm not really the one who should be commenting on toupees and why or why not to where them. But come on - Baby Toupees!? What will be next? A televi read more..

Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

21 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4987

Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

*Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff* 1. CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe." 2. Dr. Kevorkian hired as "Transition Consultant.&quo read more..

21 Dec

Shirley Choat

2074

Good Morning 12-22

I am asking you to read Psalm 139 and Micah 5:2,3 "But you Bethlehem...out of you will come for me one who will be ruler over Israel." Today we meet Micah, a prophet whose strong read more..

21 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2419

Top Ten Gift Comments

What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don't Like*.10. "Well, well, well, now, there's a gift!"9. "No, with all the hostile takeovers this year, I missed the big Ronco/K-Tel/Ginsu merger. Wou... read more..

21 Dec

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4495

Letting Go

“What room can I de-clutter now?” My daughter grinned at me. I didn’t grin back. “Slow down,” I said, “we have six months before we move.” She laughed and read more..

20 Dec

Shirley Choat

2117

Good Morning 12-21

"Rejoice in the LORD always." - Phil. 4:4-7 I have a friend who says, "Don't worry, by happy" Oh sure! Well intended, but for many persons I know, includin read more..

20 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6234

Bridge Over Troubled Waters

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunup, Ruf... read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4054

Education At Work

"What's the usual tip?" a man growled when, Jason, a college student delivered his pizza. "Well," Jason replied, "this is my first delivery, but the other guys said tha read more..

19 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3024

Doctor in the House

A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!"Several men stood up as the lights came on.An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her, "... read more..

19 Dec

Shirley Choat

2435

Good Morning 12-20

"The LORD your God will take great delight in you, He will quiet you with His love, He will rejoice over you with singing." - Zephaniah. 3:14-20 (17) A little history lesson: Wh read more..

19 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2544

Ball Balancer

The computer keyboard sure has come a long way. It, and other computer peripherals used to be so clunky and awkward! Remember when a computer used to be so dependent upon a mouse pad?&nb read more..

18 Dec

Shirley Choat

2298

Good Morning 12-19

"Be glad and rejoice with all your heart." Zephaniah 3:14-20 (14) Zephaniah speaks of judgment and condemnation. The words "on that day" resounds throughout the first read more..

18 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2270

Sheep Beats

Conga drums! Yes, you heard me right - conga drums. I just bought a pair of conga drums for the church. We are going to use them during the second service we are starting in the new year. I hope ... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4077

Goober Operator

My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone Ian at my bank. When I called, the operator asked me what Ian's last name was and I explained that he hadn't left his surname. When sh... read more..

18 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2744

Movie Seats

After I had purchased movie tickets for myself and my girlfriend, she went inside to find seats while I got some popcorn. By the time I was served, the previews were being shown. I stumbled my way thr... read more..

18 Dec

Shirley Choat

2423

Good Morning 12-18

John answered them, "I baptize you with water. But one more powerful than I will come, the thongs of whose sandals I am not worthy to untie." - Luke 3:15-18 Advent is a season o read more..

17 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

5844

Christ Our Wonder

A passenger traveling on a train across Saskatchewan was so enthralled by the journey that every few moments he was heard to say, ?Wonderful!? The passing scenery, the faces of the people in the towns... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4836

Let Me Feel Your Pain

It can buy a house but not a home. It can buy a bed, but not sleep. It can buy a clock but not time. It can buy a book but not knowledge. It can buy a position but not respect. It ... read more..

17 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2647

Shopping Remote

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always car read more..

17 Dec

Christmas

Pastor Tim

4250

The Christmas Gospel

The story of Christmas is a good news story. Rev. Charles McKnight reminds us of this foundational reason behind the season. {audio}podcast/charlesmcknight20061217.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

16 Dec

Misc

Ann Jenkins

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Evangelist?! Not me!

Every Christian knows about the Great Commisson - to go and take the gospel to the world. But what happens if you're not an evangelist? I'm n read more..

16 Dec

Shirley Choat

2286

Good Morning 12-17

THIRD SUNDAY IN ADVENT. "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." On this joyful (Gaudette) Sunday, we light the Shepherds Candle. What great joy read more..

Somebody Tell Victoria Her Secret Is Out

16 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Somebody Tell Victoria Her Secret Is Out

For all practical purposes the Christmas season is the shopping season. When it comes to shopping, just call me Mr. Doofus Glitz, especially at the Christmas season. Some people (such as the Gracious... read more..

16 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7548

Flossing

As a dental hygienist, I always encourage patients to floss. During one cleaning, the dentist I work with asked my patient if he was "flossing religiously.""Well," the man hedged, "I floss more often ... read more..

16 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2620

Largest Ketchup Bottle

My youngest daughter loves ketchup - tons of it! My wife is a good cook so it's not to cover up the taste of food. She really likes it. Consequently, we always buy the biggest bott read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4708

Out of the Loop

Mr. Norton was in the hospital recovering from an operation when the nurse on duty received a call from a man who asked how Mr. Norton was doing. "Oh, quite well. We expect he'... read more..

15 Dec

Shirley Choat

2146

Good Morning 12-16

"O LORD of hosts, blessed is the man who trusteth in Thee." Psalm 84:12 God is honored when we express a childlike faith in Him. Simply to take Him at His word is to have the as read more..

15 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2991

Employee Gift

A new pastor, eager to make sure the church's employees would like him, called them together shortly before Christmas Day and told them that each of them would receive a turkey."In fact," he added, "a... read more..

15 Dec

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 12-15

"John's father Zechariah was filed with the Holy Spirit and prophesied:" - Luke 1:67-79 (You will need to read 68-79) This canticle, spoken by Zechariah is one of sever read more..