December 2006 - Monthly Archive

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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2 Bad Days

You're NOT having a bad day ... these people had bad days: 1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a specia read more..

07 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3124

Pest control is not for the faint of heart when it comes to dealing with mice and rats. Who wants to deal with the mess and gore of traps or glue or the risks of poison? Here's a better mo read more..

07 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4608

Dog Weather

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably rainin... read more..

07 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

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Thanksgiving: Life Beyond Duty

The Christian life is not one of duty. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061008.mp3{/audio}... read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10245

Measuring Up

The following question appeared in a physics degree exam at the University of Copenhagen: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with a barometer." One enterprisin read more..

06 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Parking Confusion

After driving up and down several lanes, I finally found a parking spot at the shopping mall. I noticed another man driving very slowly in the same direction, and, since he was closer, I gave him the ... read more..

06 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

10320

Handwritten Clock

Forget the sands of time - here are the hands of time! Enjoy this unique time piece that Cybersalt visitor William S. from Orlando pointed out to us. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygo read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Cow Philosophies

Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms. Socialism: you have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. Communism: you have two cows. The government takes them bo... read more..

Thanks For Those Memories I've Remembered

05 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Thanks For Those Memories I've Remembered

A person’s memory is a very funny thing - that is, if you can remember the punch line. Lately I’ve been getting the punch lines mixed up and sometimes forgetting which joke goes with w read more..

05 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3120

Signs of Aging

You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.3. At the breakfast table you h... read more..

05 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2953

Test Fix

My one indoor experience with a model helicopter makes me appreciate this indoor model airplane contest that much more. Trust me, you would probably not want to be in the same field with me read more..

05 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Model Airplane Contest

My one indoor experience with a model helicopter makes me appreciate this indoor model airplane contest that much more. Trust me, you would probably not want to be in the same field with me fl read more..

05 Oct

Misc

Ann Jenkins

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Sometimes I fail...

We all fail at times, we all suck at times. But why do I feel I'm failing all the time, falling with no one to catch me? There's this God I believe read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2869

Emergency Flowers

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen ... read more..

04 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3453

Disappearing Dots

Here's a really cool optical illusion. Just stare at the plus sign and watch the dots disappear! (Don't do this while driving heavy equipment or using sharp instruments in the kit read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Double Talking Dentist

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient."Good grief!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen -- read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Nutritious Eating

According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right. Colors. Fill your... read more..

03 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2554

Grass Car

Please don't park your car on my grass . . . . I mean please don't park your grass on my car. It looks like the environment is fighting back. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygo read more..

03 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Typewriter Music

Ahhhhh, the typewriter. I wouldn't want to go back to using it or any other old office equipment, but the sound of it sure brings back memories. My typing class in high school never sounded ... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Kitty Hostage

My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and demanded the little girl who is about five give him his cat!!She said, "Give me a kiss first or the cat will stay... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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VIP Impression

My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One morning, word came from the top that some visiting VIPs would be touring the plant in just a few minutes. All p... read more..

02 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Mousing Meters

How many miles must a mouse walk before it becomes a man? I don't know. However, it doesn't really matter because this site measures in metric. Why not add a few centimeters for t read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4372

Know Your Friends

One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an injection, he tried to bandage the boy's arm."I think you'd better bandage the other arm, doc!... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Party Favor

After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess urged, "Of course, you'll bring your violin.""In that case," Kreisler said, "my performing fee is two thousand doll... read more..

01 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Title Normally Here

We're not describing this sermon here because some people would assume they already know what would be said and then skip it. You'll just have to listen to see if you would have been one... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Whispering In Church

A mother took her little boy to church.While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee&... read more..

30 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2868

Build It and They Will Come

The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and gone to heaven when she reached my very polite and patient son on the phone. At the end of her long sales pitch,... read more..

30 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Walk on Water

Does the pastor of your church walk on water? If this were your church he could. ... read more..

29 Sep

Misc

Teresa hauber

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Joyful September!!

No, I really didn't fall off of the face of the earth..My Son and Daughter-in-law had a new baby boy.She was having some difficulty and was on bed rest so I had the privilege of watching Kiara for... read more..

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4069

Government Solution

Thought you might and others might enjoy what happened to me (Tina and Tim Saltsman) the other day. While on the phone with a friend of mine, two of her children came in arguing over a toy. They... read more..