December 2006 - Monthly Archive

29 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2633

Resume Help

My husband, an auto mechanic, was looking for higher-paying work and asked me to write his resume on the computer. As I typed, I used spell check to make sure everything was perfect.I soon found anoth... read more..

29 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2512

Dot Clock

Ever feel like you are just a speck in time? Cheer up - you could be a second dot. With gallons of coffee and patience you'll be using this clock in no time - yeah, right! read more..

Prepare for marriage?! But I'm too young!

28 Sep

Misc

Ann Jenkins

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Prepare for marriage?! But I'm too young!

Sometimes God teaches us things we don't fully understand. After all, what is the point of teaching you something you already know? Recently, God has been teaching me about dating and marriage, an... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4494

New Russian

I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My translator and guide was Eger. He told me "Dos-Vee-Don-Ya" and "Pa-Ka" were old-hat.&nb... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2785

Brother Review

Arriving for a visit, a woman asked her small grand daughter, "How do you like your new baby brother?""Oh, he's all right," the child shrugged. "But there were a lot of things we needed worse."... read more..

28 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2584

Squirrel Fishing

Sure it sounds dumb, but he's from Harvard so don't write Squirrel fishing off too fast! read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4583

Bush Gore Debate

For those who didn't have time to watch the presidential debate, we've prepared this transcript of what was said. Enjoy. Jim Lehrer: Welcome to the second presidential debate between... read more..

27 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2807

Taps System

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps.One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "No," three... read more..

27 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2400

Waking People Up

I don't speak Japanese so I'm sorry if any of the groggy people in this video say something I wouldn't say in English. Although, if someone did one of these to me in the morning . read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4258

I Love My Job

I Love My Job (apologies to Dr. Seuss) I love my job, I love the pay, I love it more and more each day. I love my boss and he's the best. I love HIS boss and all the rest. I love my office and it'... read more..

26 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2912

Movie Night

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a `movie night` with her.We watched `Hackers`, `The Net`, `Anti-Trust`... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8152

Waking Up Grumpy

A marriage counsellor was attempting to find out something about his patient's attitude by asking her some questions. "Did you wake up grumpy this morning?" he asked. "No,&quo... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3133

Rough Flight

The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence.As it got worse, the passengers became m... read more..

25 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2580

Pop vs. Soda

The battle between Coke and Pepsi can never be settled until it is first decided whether they are pop or soda. Perhaps one should be designated one and the other the other (you know what I mea read more..

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4201

Peter's Portrait

One semester when my brother, Peter, attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis, an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portrait for a class assignment. Pete read more..

23 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5368

Formula F1 Engine

I'm glad the engine in my van doesn't sound like this. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4946

Takes One To Know One

Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm not about to play golf with Jim Walsh anymore." "Why not?" "Well, he f read more..

23 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3043

Letter From Home

I had an extended tour of duty in Okinawa in 1958 and was unable to bring my wife and children with me. After I had been overseas eight months, I received a letter from my seven-year-old son."Dear Dad... read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5035

Mummy Heart Failure

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. &q read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2549

2 Best Recipes

Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"... read more..

22 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2602

Lite Brite

Another classic toy from your childhood - Lite Brite! read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3856

Seen Signs

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for. On a California freeway: Fine for Littering On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job read more..

21 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2807

Real 911 Calls

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.Dispatcher: Do you have an address?Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and sl... read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2457

Fin Duck

Here's a houseboat to rent if you want to be as happy as a duck in water on your next vacation. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> &nbs read more..

20 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2098

Cybersalt Home Page

Please note, this content is solely for testing purposes as we prepare to move this site to a new server. - Pastor Tim read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4794

Good Old Dave

Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave." "Who?&quo read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2548

Dining Problem

Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's topic - the problems of dining out. She talked about alternatives, such as requesting diet sodas and dressings, an... read more..

20 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2689

Anagram Fun

What do "A BEAGLES CRYPTS", "A CAR BY LEGS PEST", and "PASTAS BE CLERGY" have in common? They are all anagrams of "CYBERSALT PAGES". Don't get read more..

19 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4114

Sharon's Shampoo

Hi, pastor Tim! This is a story of something I did to myself not too long ago. I live in a group home, and, as I'm sure you would understand, things are sometimes put out of place in read more..

19 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2612

Doctor News

The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad news."The patient said, "Give me the good news."The doctor said, "They're going to name a disease after you."... read more..