December 2006 - Monthly Archive

19 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2498

FAA Air Travel Art

Here is 24 hours of flights being tracked by the FAA. Just think of all the business trips and vacation flyers this represents - all going on while you are about your day. (adsbygoogle read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3319

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check... read more..

18 Sep

Misc

Ann Jenkins

1770

Is the Gospel Good News for you?

It sounds random for sure. The gospel is the orignal good news. But is that how it's recieved? I was asked at my church the other day "on a scale of one to ten, how good read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3979

Cars Wars

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to change when a small Mini Cooper also drives up. The haughty businessman in the back of the limousine started bragging read more..

17 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3454

Talk to God Constantly

Just like the title says, followers of Jesus talk to God constantly. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060917.mp3{/audio}... read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5913

I've Got Shingles

A fella walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told h read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4034

Cave Soliciting

Mr. Jacobson decided to take a week off from the pressures of the office and went skiing. Alas, no sooner did he reach the slopes than he heard an ominous rumbling: moments later a sheet read more..

15 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2864

Gym Oops

New to the United States, I was eager to meet people. So one day I struck up a conversation with the only other woman in the gym.Pointing to two men playing racquetball in a nearby court, I said to he... read more..

15 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2427

Counting Sheep

Anyone having trouble falling asleep? Just count sheep. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ?> read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3918

Politically Correct Statements

Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not l read more..

The Foundation of a Good Family is Sometimes Rocky

14 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3374

The Foundation of a Good Family is Sometimes Rocky

As families go, and sometimes they go pretty fast, it is sometimes difficult to appreciate the intricate structure that makes every family successful. The structure is always there, but often time read more..

14 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2884

Hospital Information

A friend of mine was in the hospital awaiting the arrival of her first child. When I telephoned the hospital to see if the baby had arrived, Dr. Wilson said it had. I asked if it was a boy or girl and... read more..

14 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2849

Muffin and Cupcake Cars

Here's something to go with your coffee car. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4229

That Line Thing

If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed. I was watching our new system administrator trying to restore it. He inserted a CD and neede read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2700

Card Name

A customer called the airline's reservation office to pay for his ticket with a credit card. The reservation specialist asked him,"Would you please spell the name as it appears on the card, sir?"The ... read more..

13 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2592

Soap Experiment

I'm with Steve. Don't blame me if you try this Ivory Soap experiment and something happens (other than what is supposed to). I don't mind mad scientists but scientists who get mad scare me!&nbs... read more..

13 Sep

Misc

Ann Jenkins

1783

Who is this God guy?!

I was talking on the phone tonight to a wonderful friend with whom I'm separated by a couple thousand miles. She was talking like she knew God - you know like how you really know a person, and t read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3893

Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors

THE GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night). EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2639

Money Date

Part way through his dinner date, my brother deduced the woman he was with was more interested in his money than in him. When the check came, he took out his credit card to pay the bill and was not s... read more..

12 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2419

Someone's Screensaver

This is pretty neat. Someone in Florida has a web cam set up on their screen saver. You can change the text appearing on their screen and watch it appear. Pointless? Yes. Fun? read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3709

Paying For The Damage

A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the anima read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2660

Breathe

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics. Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and said, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody die... read more..

11 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2629

Virtual Kitty Cat

Are you allergic to cats? You don't have to worry about this one - unless of course you have virtual allergies. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4432

Brightness In Action

*I worked with an individual who plugged his power strip back into itself and for the life of him could not understand why his computer would not turn on. *My friend called his car insurance comp read more..

10 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2501

Spelling Code

A client called to report an accident and ask if her insurance rates would go up."Our underwriting department determines that", I said. Then I asked for her license number. Verifying her information, ... read more..

10 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3428

Read The Bible Daily

The Bible nourishes followers of Jesus every day - if they daily pay attention to it.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060910.mp3{/audio}... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5873

Parenthood

If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car, and you get about the same results... read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6601

Spa First Day

A woman joined a health spa, and on her first day eagerly joined in an exercise class. However, when it ended she went to the front desk and requested cancellation of her membership.When asked why, sh... read more..

09 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2790

Flip a Coin Collection

Do you have an important dispute to settle or decision to make? Who get's the last chicken leg? Who's turn is it to wash the cow? Should I go on the Springer show to find out the read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

12648

Pulpit Humor

There was this Lutheran minister who served a predominately German congregation for years. Pastor Heinz enjoyed telling Norwegian jokes from the pulpit, much to the delight of his flock. One ... read more..