December 2006 - Monthly Archive

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3831

Zoo Sign

Although fun to visit, zoos do pose certain perils. But to whom? A sign posted in the Knoxville Zoo in Tennessee cautioned visitors:"Please be safe. Do not sit, climb, or lean on the zoo fences. If yo... read more..

08 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

7485

Bubble Wrap

Your boss doesn't want you taking time away from your desk to play in the mail room with all the packing supplies, so here's your chance to do so at your desk. Of course, if you are home right now th... read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5010

Good Guess

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. H read more..

07 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3305

It's All About Time

No matter how carefully I plan my day I never seem to have enough time. I no sooner get into a good working mode than I'm out of time. If only somebody could invent some gizmo to help me save read more..

07 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3652

Landing Request

There's a story about the military pilot calling for a priority landing because his single-engine jet fighter was running "a bit peaked."Air Traffic Control told the fighter jock that he was number tw... read more..

07 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2891

Telephone Songs

Your boss really won't mind if you try playing these songs. Really! Just in case, though, you might want to have your resume ready in order to look for a new job. read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5280

Animal Thoughts

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes read more..

06 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3393

Guard Dog Sniff

My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard asked, "Mind if our new guard dog practices sniffing your truck? Tim obliged and the dog went to work. Almost imme... read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4177

Signs Found In The Kitchen

So this isn't Home Sweet Home ... Adjust! Martha Stewart doesn't live here!! Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other da read more..

05 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3756

Construction Noise

During a beautiful spring afternoon, I was attending a music festival. Just as I stopped to listen to a folk singer, a group of exhibitors, dragging out tools and sawhorses, began setting up their dis... read more..

05 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2564

Turn Your Head

Have you ever been accused of of having a head made of wood? Maybe it was just your profile that gave that impression. read more..

05 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2656

Toaster Museum

Every now and then someone comes along who has a love for appliances. Take the MayTag repairman - he had it bad. I'm not trying to explain it or excuse it - I'm just reporting it! read more..

04 Sep

Misc

Teresa hauber

1728

gettin through..

It has been a busy few days but more emotionl than physical... We have a son who is moving away and it is hard on us to see him go.. We love him very much but we also know that he must live his li read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4564

Dog Applicant

A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was amb read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2949

Votive Candles

Visiting St Patrick's Cathedral on a tour of New York City, my daughter and her children were awed by the sight.The kids were especially curious about the votive candles, so my daughter asked if they'... read more..

03 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3505

Talking Dog

A guy is driving around Wadsworth, Ohio and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.The guy goes into the bac... read more..

03 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3283

Learn Your Faith

If the Christian life can be taught it, can be learned. There is no osmosis about it.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060903.mp3{/audio}... read more..

02 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2610

Cat Nap

We've all heard of having a cat nap. If only we could all be this relaxed when we sneak one in. I guess a pet that is this happy doesn't care if you spend a lot of money on pet su read more..

02 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2826

Second Wave

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the audience. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wa... read more..

02 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2646

You as Lego

For those of you who are wondering what I, Pastor Tim, look like - here I am on the left. As you can tell, I've had quite a bit of plastic surgery. If you'd like to undergo the same plastic process, read more..

01 Sep

Misc

Ann Jenkins

1919

Yet another Blog?!

Well, yes, I'm afraid so. But I intend to keep this one as a record of my journey with God. A record which I will not share with friends, but with strangers with whom I am unconnected. Fir read more..

01 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2997

Front Decisions

The Army assigned a group of eminent psychiatrists to determine the best way to select soldiers for duty on the various fighting fronts. After many tests, the learned professors made their report:"The... read more..

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2377

Lawnmower End

Guns don't kill lawn mowers. People with guns (and too much time on their hands) kill lawn mowers. read more..

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2729

Parasite Pals

You aren't parasite infested - You've just got company! With spin like this, there'll be a new political party soon! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4663

Dad and Baby

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.Soon after the mother left, the baby ... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2840

Teacher Tech Help

The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over. "Your hard drive crashed," he said.I called the compu... read more..

30 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3016

Duck Tape Fashion

Every handy person needs two things in in their toolbox - WD40 and Duct Tape. Basically, if it doesn'tmove but is supposed to, use WD40 to fix it. If it does move and doesn't - use read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5403

Late For Work

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson'... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6158

Heredity

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest) are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes ... read more..

29 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3250

A Million Thank You's

Here's a page especially for you if you feel under appreciated. As you will eventually see - it's a Hallmark moment. Have you ever been over appreciated? Get Ready. (adsbygoogle = window.a... read more..