December 2006 - Monthly Archive

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5443

Dentist Prayer

One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since it was her turn to see the Dentist.The dad did pray but the little girl assured him afterwards that his prayer... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3374

Brotherly Chores

Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew, "While we are gone I want you boys to clear away the dirty dishes, clean your room, and mow the grass."When they r... read more..

28 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2579

Subservient Chicken

Like Burger King says, "Have it your way!" So, tell the subservient chicken what to do and he'll probably do it. I think Dr. Phil had something to do with helping this chick read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4498

Online Support Group

There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets on AOL each night from 6:00 p.m till 12 midnight.... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3009

Parachute Charity

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you... read more..

27 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3097

A People for Jesus

There certainly is no end of opportunities, activities, and movements for followers of Jesus to get behind, but how can we tell which ones He wants us to be a part of?What kind of people does Jesus wa... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4141

How Gevernment Works

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said "someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3034

Rose Plague

An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest's much-loved roses."Not bad," said the priest, "but they suffer from a disease peculi... read more..

26 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4149

A Lazy Man's Best Laid Plans Usually

Last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage left Yours Truly for another man. Actually, it was three little men n the grandsons. When it comes to grandsons, grandfathers haven’t a chanc read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4326

Rodentially Clean

Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One evening after taking his bath his mother asked him if he had picked up and taken care of his dirty clothes.... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2993

Kiss Good-bye

"Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!""You're too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have a read more..

25 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3526

Shave Your Yeti

Ok, this seems really strange until you figure out what company is behind this. You might think it was Remmington Razors or maybe even Shick Razors but you'd be wrong. BTW, no Yetis w read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4392

Buying Shoes

A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asked the sales clerk."Well they feel a bit tight," replied the man.The assistant promptly bent dow... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2816

Job Impressions

I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I want... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4574

Baseball Basics

At one point during a game, the baseball coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2715

Snack Costs

My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. "What are the attributes of this apple," she asked, "and how do they relate to o... read more..

23 Aug

Misc

2054

The never ending drive with family

I just got back from a trip to Missouri for a funeral. My uncle passed away. My Uncle Leon Ammons was in the ministry for longer than I've been alive! He never stopped witnessing. The fu read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4683

House Call

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in ... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3518

Nail Biting

Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails. "Great Idea, Honey,” he smiled. ... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4653

Whale Speak

An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made. "For instance," he said, "some whales can communicate at a distance of 300 miles."&quo... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3165

Neighborhood Explosion

The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, they spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building.His white uniform was now scorch... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3798

In My Day

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.J... read more..

Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4072

Signs That Old Age Might Be Creeping Up On You

Your favorite section of the newspaper is "25 Years Ago Today."The parts that have arthritis are the parts where you feel best.A big evening with your friends is sitting around comparing living wills.... read more..

20 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3463

Our Blessed Hope

It’s sad that when the topic of Jesus’ second coming comes up so many jump on the timeline bandwagon. When they do too often what His return really means to us get’s lost in the dus... read more..

19 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2206

Cursor Annoyance

When you were little did you every have an elderly relative (ah, sweet memories of family holiday vacations) tweak your nose and claim to have it in their hand? Has a cat ever gotten your tongue? ... read more..

19 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Hairy Eyeballs

Remember that look you would get whenever whoever raised you saw you misbehave in a crowded room? You know, the hairy eyeball! It may have looked like the eyes below. Have some fun read more..

19 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2276

Elastic Walker

I have not always had the best balance. This wasn't a problem when I was young because everyone expects you to fall when your age is in the single digits. But now that I am in my 5th decade . . . we... read more..

19 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2263

Ink Fun

Do you remember those ink blot sheets the district school nurse always showed you when you were suspended from school for being so disruptive in class? No? Maybe that was just me - but t read more..

19 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4472

$4,000 Hearing

An elderly man inquired of his wife about a recent, large expense."Well yes I bought this new hearing aid, dear." his wife replied."How much did it cost, dear?," he asked."Four thousand dollars," she ... read more..

19 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2830

A Good Haircut

Our supervisor recently made a casual comment about my shaggy mane of hair. He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut, which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger and a younger ... read more..