December 2006 - Monthly Archive

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2256

How To Fold A T-Shirt Video

Save time by folding your t-shirts quickly like this. You don't need to speak the language to figure out the technique used in this video. read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2666

This is not a political statement! I looked all over for another version of this and the only one I found was not suitable for this site. So really, this is not a political statement - don't e-mail ... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4319

Forbidden Words

An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool."From the back of the room a voice called out, "... read more..

07 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2740

Repeat Position

A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"And the repl... read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2415

Meteor Strike

This one has me rethinking my trip to the moon. After all, who wants to vacation somewhere you can get hit by a meteorite? Of course, it seems that NASA has the moon covered with their high pow read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2518

High Speed Camera

Just when you wanted to film a bullet going through a lightbulb, along comes a high speed camera that can do so at 10,000 frames per second. Not into shooting lightbulbs? Then why not sho read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2987

Refrigerator Cam

Does the light in your refrigerator go out when you close the door? Apparently it doesn't in this one. Once the image loads, drag with your mouse to take a panoramic view inside this kit read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2703

Moon Map

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars! Wait - I need a map before I get there. I guess this one will do. Check it out and don't forget to zoom right in as close as you can.& read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2843

Write on Water

Ok, there really isn't going to be much of an aplication for this other than to entertain people on vacation at Disneyland, Knottsberry Farm, Six Flags or some other amusement park, but just the read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3894

The Half Cake Diet

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.The next day, ... read more..

06 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4120

Toaster Oven

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" h... read more..

06 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3357

Just Say Yes

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "Yes". Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060806.mp3{/audio}... read more..

05 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2298

Race Rocks

A few miles up from where I live along the Straight of Juan de Fuca, you will find Race Rocks. Race Rocks is an island with a lighthouse, marine animal life, wonderful ocean views, passing cruise sh read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4292

Positively Wrong

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive. In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a n... read more..

05 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2592

Kitchen Help

My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner. First, he would make the salad. He searched high and low for the big bowl for making the salad and finally foun... read more..

04 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3870

Online Kaleidoscope

Remember having a kaleidoscope as a kid? Now you can make your own online. If you are at work don't get hooked or you may end up looking for a new job! Update: The creator of the kaleidoscope read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5453

Hostage Situation

Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot. One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water.... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2523

Healthful Place

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?""It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3962

Red, Yellow, Blue

One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him... read more..

03 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3238

Denture Feedback

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is tha... read more..

02 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2733

How To Fold a Shirt

Household chores can sure take a lot of time. Appliances like washers and dryers, stoves, ovens, and microwaves can save time, but unfortunately no one has invented a laundry folder yet. Until they ... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4436

Goober Computer Virus

You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually... read more..

02 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2317

75 Stories

Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in thei... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3923

Buy A Verdict

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state.The jury was out for sever... read more..

01 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3075

Orchestra Note

While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room door one night:"I think you should know that the fellow in your band who plays the instrument that pulls in and... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4451

Getting To Heaven

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?""Heaven!" they all pipe... read more..

30 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4381

Bear Hunting

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.When the enraged bear charged tow... read more..

30 Jul

Misc

Randall brown

1954

A few thoughts and thinkings

Perhaps you've seen people in the church pew next to you, and wondered why they are there. Perhaps for you its quicker to judge that person than it is to see the face of Christ in them. Walking th... read more..

30 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3938

Just Say No

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "No". Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060730.mp3{/audio}... read more..

29 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4533

More Incorrect

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were as... read more..