December 2006 - Monthly Archive

05 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2908

Thai This For a Change

An elderly couple, Marty and Helen, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Helen noticed her husband looking at the vegetarian section of the menu. "What w... read more..

04 May

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

5441

An Invitation

I received an invitation in the mail yesterday. It's one of the home-made kind, with a border of stamped flowers around the edge. The card is really just a courtesy since I have been asked to read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4768

The Verge

A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' Mother's name?"One child answered, "Mary."The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' Father's nam... read more..

04 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3161

Clergy Crowd Control

A young clergyman, fresh out of seminary, thought it would help him better understand the fears and temptations his future congregations faced if he first took a job as a policeman for several months.... read more..

03 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4575

$100 Coffee

A street person approached a passer-by and said, "Sir, would you give me $100 for a cup of coffee?" "That's ridiculous! Do you think anyone would really pay that much for a cup of coffee?" said... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3990

Ploughing at Night

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to g... read more..

02 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2645

Johnny Hollers

Coming through the door after school one day, Little Johnny hollers out, "Okay everyone in the house, please stand advised that I, Little Johnny Elvis Smith, have on this date made a complete fool of... read more..

01 May

Wonders of Creation

4567

The Day After Tomorrow

'The Day After Tomorrow' movie is a highly entertaining collection of disasters, and its visual effects are a roller coaster ride of ruin and mayhem. One reviewer thought the movie might have read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3934

What It Means

Five year old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by.She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy."My,"... read more..

01 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2743

Clergy Golf

Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped their clerical garb for polos and khakis and time out on the golf course. After several really horrible shots, t... read more..

30 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4630

Tip Revenge

A man finds his seat in the theater, but it's too far from the stage. He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, an... read more..

Emotional Health - Look Beneath the Surface

30 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3402

Emotional Health - Look Beneath the Surface

If we are ever going to find emotional health and achieve spiritual maturity, we are going to have to begin by looking beneath the surface of our life. But, is it safe to do that? Is the p... read more..

29 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

5692

Good News

It was during the dark winter of 1864, Petersburg , Virginia , the Confederate army of Robert E. Lee faced the Union divisions of General Ulysses S. Grant. The war was now three and a half years old a... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4365

Mom's Time Out

My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father stepped up behind her."Would you like to go out, girl?" he asked.Not e... read more..

29 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2740

Car Privileges

David and Bernice had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get th... read more..

Hey, Mama, Hey, World...He Still Hears and Answers Prayer!

28 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4596

Hey, Mama, Hey, World...He Still Hears and Answers Prayer!

"Mama"--a universal word that fits us all--whether you're a mom or not, you HAVE a mom and you HAVE a need - so sit up and listen to a contemporary testimony to God's wonderful power read more..

28 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3955

What Is That?

A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch in Oklahoma. He invited his father out for a visit, and took him on a tour of the property.Driving along i... read more..

28 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2939

Lost Ball

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate play... read more..

28 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3706

It Became An All-Night Serenade Crusade

I’m at the age when sleep, especially during the night, is a very fragile commodity. The least little noise arouses my body to full consciousness. I say my body, because I’m not sure my br... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4690

Late For Sunday School

A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong.The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him th... read more..

27 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3173

Mule Solution

A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one-third, and the youngest one-nin... read more..

26 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

5500

Location, Location, Location

It would seem that the more important the message the greater the means of advertising it. When the Second World War ended, allied bombers dropped millions upon millions of leaflets into cities, jungl... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4444

Old Red

Red Buttons, appearing on Dennis Miller's Show, announced he was 80 years old but that 80 is not "old." Red explained:"Old" is when your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anym... read more..

26 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2666

Parking Lot Stay

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at a Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.She was stretched, full-out, on the back ... read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4549

Bed Size

Come Rain or Come Shine

We were on our way to the reception when we saw them. The wedding party was gathered by a small bridge in a local park, milling around while the photographer got set up. The men looked dapper in read more..

25 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3356

Anti-Burglar Signs

The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations.Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus.... read more..

24 Apr

Wonders of Creation

4927

Modern is Better?

Modern is better - or so some people think, yet the crafts, techniques and technologies of the past continue to surface as superior to our so-called 'modern' improvements on them. The Viking s... read more..

24 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3152

Dynamite Bumps

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberTwo goobers are racing down a bumpy back road in a pretty bea... read more..

24 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

4707

Peace

Fear is a crippling emotion.When Hannibal attacked Rome, he brought African elephants to accompany his infantry. He hoped the sight of the monsters would spread fear and panic through the Roman legion... read more..