February 2006 - Monthly Archive

16 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3002

Some Great Malapropisms...

"I don't want anybody stepping on anyone else's thunder.""You can't pull the sheep over my eyes!""I don't mean to take the steam out of your sails, but....""I used to be as sharp as a button.""That wa read more..

Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4407

Top Ten things Men Understand about Women

1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10. Just smile and pass it on! read more..

15 Feb

Rev. Spence Laycock

4088

Election In Israel

Have you ever talked with a young couple who are engaged. They look forward to the date of their wedding with great joy and anticipation. The day draws nearer and nearer, as you talk with them they te... read more..

15 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2501

Message Break

A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterwards the pastor asked the ma... read more..

14 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5139

A Mother's Letter to Her Son

A Mother's Letter to Her Son My Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know you can't read fast. You won't know the house wh... read more..

14 Feb

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4035

Be Mine

I ripped the cellophane wrapping off the small package with delight. The cards my mother had bought that morning were perfect. They were bright red with hearts all over them and short funny sayings ap... read more..

13 Feb

Dr. Harold McNabb

4208

What is Love?

This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us. And we ought to lay down our lives for our brothers 1John 3:16 How well do you know your "3:16's"? Most people know John 3:16,... read more..

12 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4037

Goober Counsellor

A goober began a job as an elementary school counsellor, and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of t... read more..

12 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3087

Frustration!

Ever been frustrated? Of course you have been. We all get worked up over the things that grind us down. Is there a cure for frustration or a way to avoid it? More importantly, once you... read more..

11 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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A Romantic Ramble Through Life

This month the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly celebrate 35 years of what we like to call a romantic ramble through life. Thirty-five years ago this month, we became engaged and our... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4427

What Does That Mean?

Little Levi attended church for the first time with his buddy, Jimmy. As the pastor got up to preach, he took off his watch and laid it on the pulpit. Levi whispered, "what does that mean?" Ji... read more..

11 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2823

Collectable Receipts

An woman went to traffic violation court for speeding, lost the argument as it always happens, and paid the fine.So the police clerk issued her a receipt for her payment of fine. The lady annoyed at h... read more..

10 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3947

Logic Amongst the Sciences

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into th... read more..

10 Feb

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

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Love, Life and a PBJ Sandwich

Happy Valentine's Day! I am dedicating this devotional to all of us who "stick it out" through the "thick and thin" of LIFE--married or single--we are blessed...! And that's where the PEANUT BUTTER ?N... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3732

Airline Rage

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight attendant comes around to serve the passengers on the plane. ... read more..

09 Feb

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4395

A Lost Opportunity

It must have looked like this was an important prisoner. He was guarded by two hundred soldiers, seventy horsemen and two hundred spearmen. They had heard there were men who wanted him dead, so they h... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2832

Noise Abatement

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.""Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?""Sir," the radar man read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4109

George W. meets Moses

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone table... read more..

07 Feb

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

8539

The Problem of Evil and Suffering

When asked what questions they would like to ask God if given the opportunity, forty-four percent of Americans said they want to know, "Why is there evil or suffering in the world?" John Hick noted, "... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8898

Ah, Newlyweds

There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each o... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2765

Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its prop... read more..

06 Feb

Wonders of Creation

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Wonders of Creation - Ice Layers and Tree Rings

National Radio (24th March 2005) ran a debate between David Penny an evolutionist, and Adrian Bates a creationist, in which both men were allowed a little time to present their case. Adrian went first... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3727

Goober Line Painter

A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation a... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3065

Haircut Plan

I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4282

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putt... read more..

Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

05 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3047

Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

Can political power help God?s kingdom grow? That?s the question answered in this sermon. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060205.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

04 Feb

Dr. Harold McNabb

4721

Walk in The Light

The little village of Rattenberg is the smallest town in Austria, and getting smaller each year. The town has lost 20 percent of its population in the past two decades, and as of 2005 had only 440 res... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4510

Tendjewberrymud

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a whil... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3085

Senior's Ode to Medication

A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes to my heart so it won't stop.A little white one that I takegoes to my hands so they won't shake.The blue ones ... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5113

Preacher's Donkey

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey g... read more..