March 2006 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

20 Mar

Joshua Goodling

4792

Safe By The Saviour

The other day I was at the new Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta. I was sitting in the section where they have this huge glass wall where you can sit and watch all the fish swimming around, thousands of fis... read more..

20 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2932

Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years.3. You mean there's something else to do?4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote.5. Work.6. Re-i read more..

A Trace of Irish Brogue And the Genetic Code

20 Mar

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

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A Trace of Irish Brogue And the Genetic Code

It was my first visit to a new doctor. I was pregnant with my third child, so he wanted to know my medical history. As I recited the litany of childhood diseases, the rare occasions I had been h... read more..

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4169

Training Exercise

19 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3260

One Solution for the World

The one solution for the world's problem is a person - Jesus Christ. We need to understand this clearly before we can share Him with the world.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060319.mp3{/a... read more..

18 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4090

Chocolate Is My Favorite Health Food

Finally, the medical world has caught up with what the rest of us have known all the time, namely, chocolate is good for us. And I for one think it is about time.According to recent medical research, ... read more..

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4800

Zoo Mime

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2514

Cruise Questions

Top Ten Silliest Questions asked on a Cruise Ship - Paul Grayson, Cruise Director for the Royal Caribbean Cruise Line10. Do these steps go up or down?9. What do you do with the beautiful ice carving... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4314

Church Dictionary

From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the homily. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest... read more..

Setting your Mind on the Things Above? II

17 Mar

Rev. Spence Laycock

4548

Setting your Mind on the Things Above? II

Last week we looked at the four successive views of heaven in the Bible: Paradise; Hades; the Intermediate Heaven; the New Heaven and New Earth. We looked at a few surprising aspects of the intermedia... read more..

17 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2718

Swanky Dining

The couple entered the resort's swanky dining room. "I'm sorry," apologized the Maitre d, "but there are no tables available.""One moment, my friend," said the man, drawing himself up. "I happen to be... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4296

Goober Selling Car

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2840

Grasping Challenge

When my daughter was about four years old, she still had a hard time grasping the concept of marriage. But anyway, I got out our wedding album, thinking visual images would help, and explained the ent... read more..

16 Mar

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

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You Can Be A Winner

I love sports. One of the mementos I've saved from my childhood is a faded, slightly out of focus black and white photo of me on my first soccer team. As a boy, I dreamed of winning the championsh... read more..

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4460

Meet You in the Sky

15 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2711

Deck Praise

I was working in the sun all day, putting finishing touches on the new deck outside my house. My sister pulled into the driveway, greeted me, and looked over my work."Wow," she gushed, "you're an expe... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4289

Roadside Support

14 Mar

Wonders of Creation

4089

Changing Scientific Position

Science frequently moves from one position to another. As soon as a statement is made, defining some property of matter, or some finding has been established as certain, a revision appears in which th... read more..

14 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3056

Egg Timing

A friend of mine, a new bride, was on her honeymoon and spent one night at her spouse's relatives. She got up early, went down to the kitchen and started to get breakfast together. When the lady of th... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4246

Bedroom Traffic

It's My Body; I'll Exercise it if I Have To

13 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4048

It's My Body; I'll Exercise it if I Have To

Lately, I have noticed a lot of news regarding all aspects of the body. According to one report I read, this is a multibillion dollar-a-year business. I never knew my body was worth so much money. Im ... read more..

13 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3096

Shower Music

"Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3900

Low Watt Stories

True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets."We ... read more..

12 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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The World's Problem

We live in a world where everyone faces the same problem. Helping others see this is the beginning point of sharing Jesus with them.Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060312.mp3{/audio}... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4843

"Dilbert Quote" Contest

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real life Dilbert-type managers.Here are the finalists:1. "As of tomorrow, employees will... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5381

Funny Police Quotes

Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.""So, you don't know how fast you were goin... read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4167

Bullets

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3422

Bank Enunciation

Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank. Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not speaking more clearly. I've had Novocain.""You should have used the d... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4611

President Who?

08 Mar

Dr. Harold McNabb

4663

It's All About Repentance

For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God. He was put to death in the body but made alive by the Spirit1 Peter 3:18John Muir, famous explorer and na... read more..