April 2006 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2697

Rest Home Trial

Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on a two-week-trial basis. Consequently, she took a small overnight case with only the bare essentials.A couple of... read more..

What to Wear When There's Nothing to Wear!?!

06 Apr

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4911

What to Wear When There's Nothing to Wear!?!

"I haven't got a thing to wear!" If you own a teen daughter, you've heard it! If you own a teen son--forget it...fun's more important! AND fun it was for the crowd who watc read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4083

Green Side Up

A woman wants the inside of her house painted and she calls a contractor in to help her. They wander around the house, and she points out the colors she wants. She says, "Now, in the livin... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3165

Bull Healing

A farmer asked his vet to come out to check on his favorite bull who wasn't doing well at all. After checking the bull's vital signs, the vet reached in his black bag and pulled out a rather large pil... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4615

Escaped Puppy

I live across the street from a church. When my wife's puppy escaped from the back yard we went looking for it. She went off in the car and I started to walk around the church calling ... read more..

SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute

05 Apr

Wonders of Creation

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SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence Institute

What if it really happened? What if an intelligent signal was received from space, and verified as a genuine signal from another intelligent race of creatures? What if there was absolutely no mistake ... read more..

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2738

Cake Disaster

Many years ago my just married young cousin moved into an upstairs apartment and invited some of her women friends over for the evening. She put out snacks and then came out with a cake that looked li... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4393

Skinny Lumberjack

A large, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the ... read more..

04 Apr

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

6830

More Than An Angel

Do you believe in angels?I believe I have a guardian angel--several, perhaps. I also believe angels have visited this planet, repeatedly.Two millennia ago, the largest known visitation of angels to ea... read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2566

Romantic Switch

Although he had packed his bag for a business trip the night before, my husband planned to come home from the office before leaving. That afternoon he called to say the meeting had been canceled and o... read more..

Setting Your Mind On Things Above? Part IV

03 Apr

Rev. Spence Laycock

4103

Setting Your Mind On Things Above? Part IV

We have looked at the four Biblical views of heaven; Eden ; Hades; the Intermediate Heaven; the New Heaven and New Earth. We recognized that heaven is secured by the resurrection of Jesus Christ that ... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4380

Playing House

A boy of three and a girl of four, were playing house one day. They played that they were man & wife and they were going away. As they knocked upon a neighbor's door, the little gi... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2543

Sibling Takings

As I was dropping my son off at daycare the other day, I overheard some of the children talking about their siblings."My brother takes karate lessons," bragged one. "My sister takes gymnastics," said ... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3720

Bump Start

About five years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give... read more..

02 Apr

Wonders of Creation

4374

Erosion

Not long ago some scientific papers were published on the rates at which soils were being carried away by erosion. The final tally, after all the different measurements were taken, was that, at presen... read more..

02 Apr

Dr. Harold McNabb

4643

A New Covenant

Writer and preacher, Stuart Briscoe tells of a time he was in Scotland:I was in Edinburgh about a year ago speaking at Charlotte Chapel, and a delightful young lady gave her testimony. She had come ba... read more..

02 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3226

True Confessions

Don't be fooled about what confession really is. To share Jesus with others and help them find him, we need to have a firm grasp about what makes a true confession in God's eyes.Listen Online:... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5640

Liberal Headlines

If Biblical Headlines were written by Today's Liberal Media------------------------------------------- On Red Sea crossing: WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKEPursuing Environmentalists Killed O... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2828

How Can Any Student Pass?

It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days. Typical academic year for a student:1. Sundays - 52, Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.Days left 313.2... read more..

The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve

01 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4089

The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along Came Eve

I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, "Let’s clean out the garage today." Trust me on this one, it is no April f... read more..