May 2006 - Monthly Archive

31 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4458

Texas Vacation

A couple was relating their vacation experiences to a friend. "It sounds as if you had a great time in Texas," the friend observed. "But didn't you tell me you were plan... read more..

31 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2735

A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the homeowner, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale.""I'm sure he'll under... read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4168

She Was Such A Goober

She was such a goober. . ... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.. she tripped over a cordless phone.. she told someone to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".. they ... read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3052

Kidnapped

Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers club after work. One Friday, Rick, a newly married ensign, insisted he had to leave at 6 p.m. We all tried to talk... read more..

30 May

Misc

author

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a lamb's blog

Lambs. Innocent. Vulnerable. And said to be babies of the dumbest of all God's creatures: sheep. Perhaps we really mean next to men (and women). The lamb might do well without the wolf, and ... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4860

Putting the Cat Out

A couple is going out for an evening on the town.When they are almost ready to go, the wife tells her husband not to forget to put out the cat. However, after a Taxi arrives and as they go out t... read more..

28 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4072

Rapid Promotion

The boss called one of his employees into the office."Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promot... read more..

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 2

28 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 2

The Prodigal son is a poor example of many things, but he did learn to live in brokenness and vulnerability and that makes him a great example for us to live our lives by. Listen Online: {audio}podcas... read more..

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3894

Rookie Landing

As the passengers settled in on a West Coast commuter flight a flight attendant announced, "We'd like you folks to help us welcome our new co-pilot. He'll be performing his first co... read more..

27 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3120

Dignified Exit

One evening, two girlfriends and I went to a nightclub, only to find the place packed with young people. At 40, we felt old, but before we could make a dignified exit, a tall, handsome man approached ... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4928

Beware of Dog

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying "DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!" posted on the door glass.Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the flo... read more..

26 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3109

Bank Arrangements

Who knows if this is true. Just the same, it's funny!I am told that a 98-year-old woman wrote this to her bank, and the bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Tim... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4689

Goober Interview

The executive was interviewing a goober for a position in his company.He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or ... read more..

25 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6852

Toucan Yell

Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled."Toucan nothin',... read more..

25 May

Joshua Goodling

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The Love of God at Work

You may have heard of Jim Elliot, who went to Equador to take the Gospel to the Auca tribe. This tribe was described as one of the most dangerous tribes in the jungles of Equador. In fact the homici... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4620

Daaaad!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had yo... read more..

24 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2771

Surgical Tools

To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. The Doctor kicked all the relati... read more..

23 May

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 5-24

Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your LORD will come. Matt 24:42 Christ's second coming will be swift and sudden. There will be no opportunity for last-m read more..

23 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3068

Shakespearean in Dallas

A kid and his mom were walking on the sidewalk in Dallas. The kid, being 100% Texan, upon seeing some cowboys, said, "Hey Maw, look at them thar men with them thar bowed laigs."She said that if he did... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4343

Work Virus

There is a new virus going around, called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN I... read more..

22 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4642

Cops and Robbers

Esther Cohen had three very active boys. One summer evening she was playing cops and robbers in the back yard after dinner. One of the boys "shot" his mother and yelled, "Bang! You're dead.” She slump... read more..

22 May

Dr. Harold McNabb

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The Most Powerful Force on Earth

Research psychologists have found there are at least three situations when we are not ourselves. First, the average person puts on airs when he visits the lobby of a fancy hotel. Next, the typical Jan... read more..

21 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4496

Diet Additive

During one of our weekly weight-loss classes, the group leader was extolling the merits of the program's prepared-food products.She raved about the rich, delicious flavor of the imitation chocolat... read more..

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 1

21 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3511

Emotional Health - Live in Brokenness and Vulnerability - Part 1

Many people think emotional health is evidenced by strength and the absence of weak moments. However, we can never be emotionally healthy (and spiritually mature) until we learn to live in broke... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5273

10 Most Wanted

Little Sammy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most W... read more..

20 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2639

Rank Explanation

My brother Ken was home on leave from his post in Hawaii, when he announced that he had just been promoted to lieutenant commander. We were all pleased with the news, but some of us less knowledgeable... read more..

It?s A Bird, It?s A Plane ? Ouch, It?s My Brother

19 May

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4508

It?s A Bird, It?s A Plane ? Ouch, It?s My Brother

A favorite pastime of mine is channel surfing. With sleep not coming one night last week, I found myself indulging in this amusement. Without any warning, I stumbled onto a real treasure, which roused... read more..

19 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4163

Laws of Life

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.* Kauffman's Parad read more..

A Reponse to the Da Vinci Code - Decode 'n Debate ... The New Jesus

18 May

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

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A Reponse to the Da Vinci Code - Decode 'n Debate ... The New Jesus

"There's a new Jesus," I told my husband today. "The Promise," a popular Branson, MO, Christian musicale, after a brief interlude, has returned to the stage, and the former, Je read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2873

Car Warning

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house.After she insisted, he finally... read more..