August 2006 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2364

Lawnmower End

Guns don't kill lawn mowers. People with guns (and too much time on their hands) kill lawn mowers. read more..

31 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2722

Parasite Pals

You aren't parasite infested - You've just got company! With spin like this, there'll be a new political party soon! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4654

One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.Soon after the mother left, the baby ... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2831

Teacher Tech Help

The computer in my high school classroom recently started acting up. After watching me struggle with it, one of my students came up and took over. "Your hard drive crashed," he said.I called the compu... read more..

30 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3004

Duck Tape Fashion

Every handy person needs two things in in their toolbox - WD40 and Duct Tape. Basically, if it doesn'tmove but is supposed to, use WD40 to fix it. If it does move and doesn't - use read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5393

Late For Work

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson'... read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Heredity

Father, Mother and their 3 sons, John (the oldest), Mike (middle) and Steve (youngest) are conversing around the table after dinner. The subject of traits of parents being passed on to children comes ... read more..

29 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3240

A Million Thank You's

Here's a page especially for you if you feel under appreciated. As you will eventually see - it's a Hallmark moment. Have you ever been over appreciated? Get Ready. (adsbygoogle = window.a... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5432

Dentist Prayer

One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since it was her turn to see the Dentist.The dad did pray but the little girl assured him afterwards that his prayer... read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3366

Brotherly Chores

Drew and Timmy were brothers. One day Mom and Dad had to go into town. Dad told Drew, "While we are gone I want you boys to clear away the dirty dishes, clean your room, and mow the grass."When they r... read more..

28 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2572

Subservient Chicken

Like Burger King says, "Have it your way!" So, tell the subservient chicken what to do and he'll probably do it. I think Dr. Phil had something to do with helping this chick read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4488

Online Support Group

There's a new online support group for people who are addicted to the internet.It meets on AOL each night from 6:00 p.m till 12 midnight.... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3001

Parachute Charity

I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you... read more..

27 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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A People for Jesus

There certainly is no end of opportunities, activities, and movements for followers of Jesus to get behind, but how can we tell which ones He wants us to be a part of?What kind of people does Jesus wa... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4133

How Gevernment Works

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said "someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and... read more..

26 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3028

Rose Plague

An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to inquire after the priest's much-loved roses."Not bad," said the priest, "but they suffer from a disease peculi... read more..

26 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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A Lazy Man's Best Laid Plans Usually

Last week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage left Yours Truly for another man. Actually, it was three little men n the grandsons. When it comes to grandsons, grandfathers haven’t a chanc read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rodentially Clean

Johnny, age 5, was being taught to be neat and clean and to pick up after himself. One evening after taking his bath his mother asked him if he had picked up and taken care of his dirty clothes.... read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2987

Kiss Good-bye

"Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you good-bye before I go to school!""You're too late, honey. Your mother just did that two minutes ago, and I don't have a read more..

25 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3517

Shave Your Yeti

Ok, this seems really strange until you figure out what company is behind this. You might think it was Remmington Razors or maybe even Shick Razors but you'd be wrong. BTW, no Yetis w read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4385

Buying Shoes

A man walked into a shoe store, and tried on a pair of shoes."How do they feel?" asked the sales clerk."Well they feel a bit tight," replied the man.The assistant promptly bent dow... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2810

Job Impressions

I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always expressed great interest. So I thought it would be a treat for her to spend the day with me at the office. Since I want... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4563

Baseball Basics

At one point during a game, the baseball coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."... read more..

23 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2709

Snack Costs

My friends and I had joined a weight-loss organization. At one meeting the instructor held up an apple and a candy bar. "What are the attributes of this apple," she asked, "and how do they relate to o... read more..

23 Aug

Misc

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The never ending drive with family

I just got back from a trip to Missouri for a funeral. My uncle passed away. My Uncle Leon Ammons was in the ministry for longer than I've been alive! He never stopped witnessing. The fu read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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House Call

Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house. Mrs. Tuttle was in terrible pain.The doctor came out of the bedroom a minute after he'd gone in ... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3510

Nail Biting

Most of us have a bad habit we are constantly trying to break. For me, it’s biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails. "Great Idea, Honey,” he smiled. ... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4643

Whale Speak

An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made. "For instance," he said, "some whales can communicate at a distance of 300 miles."&quo... read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Neighborhood Explosion

The whole neighborhood shook from the explosion. As shopkeepers ran outside to see what happened, they spotted the pharmacist staggering out of his smoldering building.His white uniform was now scorch... read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3792

In My Day

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home.J... read more..