October 2006 - Monthly Archive

23 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4557

Fearless Leader

As a professor at Texas A & M, I taught during the day and did research at night. I would usually take a break around nine, however, calling up the strategy game Warcraft on the Internet and playing w... read more..

23 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2254

Golden Gate Bridge

Excuse me for using this site for my own gain, but I thought I would let you know that I have a bridge for sale. If you are in the San Francisco area, you might like to swing by and check out read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4135

Steamed Goober

Back in the good old days of steam engines, a goober who had spent his whole life in the desert comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks they run on. While stand read more..

22 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3029

Applause

A famous football coach was on vacation with his family in Maine. When they walked into a movie theater and sat down, the handful of people there applauded. He thought to himself, "I can't believe it.... read more..

22 Oct

Shirley Choat

2201

Good Morning 10-23

"For in Him dwelleth all the fullness of the Godhead bodily." - Col. 2:9 As a magnifying glass brings out the inner beauty of a rose, so Christ reveals the heart of God, for the ess read more..

22 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3381

Deeply Obedient

Obedience is not a bare minimum - it's a deep sacrifice offered to God by followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061022.mp3{/audio}... read more..

21 Oct

Shirley Choat

2328

Good Morning 10-22

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it!" Mark 10:2-16 Psalm 119:49-56 1+1+Children = A Family. In the text today Jesus challenges the Law's pr read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4262

Eating Worms

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. "No, Johnny! Stop! That& read more..

21 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2800

Rong

Here's a fun game - a variation of that old classic "pong". I want to thank seminarian and game creator Jeff Wofford of www.jeffwofford.com for permission to feature it, other games (on future Fun Li... read more..

21 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2893

Vendor Problem

In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor. One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendo... read more..

21 Oct

Shirley Choat

2435

Good Morning 10-21

"Ye shall not surely die, in the day ye eat thereof, ye shall be as God, knowing good and evil." Gen. 3:4,5 When the serpent told Eve she wouldn't die if she disobeyed read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7563

Sunday Lollipop

The boy came skipping into the house with a big lollipop in his hands. "Where did you get it?" his mother asked. "I bought it with the nickel you gave me." "The ni... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2880

Talking Surprise

On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses. After riding several miles, one of the horses said, "Whew, sure is hot today."The farmer, obviously surprised, sa... read more..

20 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2120

Attractors

This is plainly just a scientifically magnetic fun waste of time - sort of like my putting on cologne in high school only I couldn't get any attraction going there (for the most part). Who would have... read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3949

Judge's Watch

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he sa read more..

19 Oct

Shirley Choat

2467

Good Morning 10-20

"The heart of the wise teacheth his mouth, and addeth learning to his lips." - Prov. 16:23 Many people are afraid that honesty in speech will cost them friends read more..

19 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2986

Hitchhiker Problem

John was driving home late one night when he picked up a hitchhiker.As they rode along he began to be suspicious of his passenger. John checked to see if his wallet was safe in the pocket of his coat ... read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9381

Cat Allergy

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person ask read more..

18 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3799

Evangelist Request

During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed. One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and ... read more..

18 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2156

Block Clock

Here's yet another neat clock. The only drawback to this unique timepiece is that it displays the time in military format. No big deal - it's always a good time to learn a new skill. (adsby... read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4939

Goober Dieter

A goober was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time read more..

17 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2950

Ol' Spot

A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors' house ... read more..

17 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2398

Rough Landing

I can just imagine that the passengers on this flight clapped after the plane came to a stop - at least the ones who were still conscious. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4949

Anti Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole-wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH sm read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2791

Crash Report

As he reviewed pilot crash reports, my Air Force military science professor stumbled upon this understated entry: "After catastrophic engine failure, I landed long. As I had no power, the landing gear... read more..

16 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2443

Fainting Goats

There's lots of fun to be had with farm animals - but perhaps none more than sneaking up on these fainting goats. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); {g read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3763

Trouble At The Zoo

Three mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week. They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for caus... read more..

15 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3906

Towel Misunderstanding

One day a child at my four-year-old's Sunday school class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.The teacher stepped... read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4250

Looking For Barney

A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, "Do you think I'll find Big Bird in here?" The little gir... read more..

14 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3340

Followers Fellowship

Even in the best of churches, you can find yourself lonely in the crowd if you don't have fellowship with other individual followers of Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061015.mp3{/audio}... read more..