October 2006 - Monthly Archive

05 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2459

Model Airplane Contest

My one indoor experience with a model helicopter makes me appreciate this indoor model airplane contest that much more. Trust me, you would probably not want to be in the same field with me fl read more..

05 Oct

Misc

Ann Jenkins

1658

Sometimes I fail...

We all fail at times, we all suck at times. But why do I feel I'm failing all the time, falling with no one to catch me? There's this God I believe read more..

04 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2887

Emergency Flowers

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen ... read more..

04 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3461

Disappearing Dots

Here's a really cool optical illusion. Just stare at the plus sign and watch the dots disappear! (Don't do this while driving heavy equipment or using sharp instruments in the kit read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4320

Double Talking Dentist

"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient."Good grief!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen -- read more..

03 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2852

Nutritious Eating

According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated. Nutritionists say there is a simple way to tell if you're eating right. Colors. Fill your... read more..

03 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2562

Grass Car

Please don't park your car on my grass . . . . I mean please don't park your grass on my car. It looks like the environment is fighting back. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygo read more..

03 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2054

Typewriter Music

Ahhhhh, the typewriter. I wouldn't want to go back to using it or any other old office equipment, but the sound of it sure brings back memories. My typing class in high school never sounded ... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4596

Kitty Hostage

My grandson Christopher is about six.He went to the next-door neighbors fence and demanded the little girl who is about five give him his cat!!She said, "Give me a kiss first or the cat will stay... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2622

VIP Impression

My husband was once employed in the printing division of a large manufacturing firm. One morning, word came from the top that some visiting VIPs would be touring the plant in just a few minutes. All p... read more..

02 Oct

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2548

Mousing Meters

How many miles must a mouse walk before it becomes a man? I don't know. However, it doesn't really matter because this site measures in metric. Why not add a few centimeters for t read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4379

Know Your Friends

One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination. After the doctor gave him an injection, he tried to bandage the boy's arm."I think you'd better bandage the other arm, doc!... read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2743

Party Favor

After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess urged, "Of course, you'll bring your violin.""In that case," Kreisler said, "my performing fee is two thousand doll... read more..

01 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3153

Title Normally Here

We're not describing this sermon here because some people would assume they already know what would be said and then skip it. You'll just have to listen to see if you would have been one... read more..