December 2006 - Monthly Archive

14 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4116

Goober Widow

A woman brought an old picture of her dead husband, wearing a hat, to the photographer. She asked the photographer if he could remove the hat from the picture. He convinced her he could easily d... read more..

14 Dec

Shirley Choat

2189

Good Morning 12-14

"It is right for me to feel this way about all of you, since I have you in my heart--all of you share in God's grace with me." - Phil 1:6-11 We hear in this text Paul's l read more..

14 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2291

Singing Cats

Nothing says "Merry" more than cat's singing Christmas songs! OK, not really but I just needed a way to warn you that this FunLink features cats singing. Some of you love ca read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4376

Ways To Drive A Man Crazy

~ Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. ~ Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place. ~ Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings. ~ ... read more..

13 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2416

Historical Application

Steinberg needs a job, and has no qualms about inventing the necessary qualifications to get it. He reasons that once he finds work, he will impress the boss so much that everything will be forgiven. ... read more..

13 Dec

Misc

Teresa hauber

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Merry Christmas Family!

WOW... We have been off line forever it seems.. I sure do hope it will not be long before we can get back. I have only a few mintutes as I am at my son's house and need to get a lot done in read more..

12 Dec

Shirley Choat

2320

Good Morning 12-13

"I thank my God upon every remembrance of you." Phil. 1:3-5 When was the last time you wrote a letter? Before the invention of the telephone and email, writing was the only way read more..

12 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

4099

Stereograms

It may sound like someone has mailed you a new stereo system, but a stereogram is actually a 3 dimensional image you can see if you relax your eyes a certain way. The first time I ever saw one read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4761

Newlywed Breakfast

"If you'll make the toast and pour the juice, sweetheart," said Tracy the newlywed bride, "breakfast will be ready." "Good, what are we having for breakfast," said read more..

12 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2788

Lengthy Discourse

A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point during his sermon and a member of the congregation responded with "Amen" or "That's right, preacher" he would get... read more..

11 Dec

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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To Be All Wrapped Up And Nowhere To Go

Each Christmas season brings with it all sorts of wonderful things. Topping the list is Christmas caroling and celebrating with our family and friends, and even people we don’t like. After a read more..

11 Dec

Shirley Choat

2228

Good Morning 12-12

"Who can stand when He appears? For he will be like a refiner's fire or a launderer's soap." - Malachi 3:1-4 Have you ever built a new home or remolded an old one? Some s read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4290

No More Gators

While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standi... read more..

11 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2795

Golf Survey

My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18 holes.Using a machete to clear thick brush in an area I was mapping, I came upon a golf club that an irate play... read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2120

Companies Not Delivering Our Mail

There are some internet companies (listed at the end of this page) that will not deliver our e-mail to their clients. Why? One reason is their spam filters. We don't send spam. We read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1925

Reasons Given for Unsubscribing

Here are some of our favorite and most entertaining reasons people have given for unsubscribing from some or all of our lists. "You are retarded." - Jenny "not send something everyday, becau... read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2400

Bounce Management Policies

A bounce is a system message that is returned with information about why an e-mail could not be delivered. Bounces matching the following rules result in the bouncing e-mail address read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1727

Unsubscribe

If you are trying to unsubscribe from just one of the lists offered through our system, please follow the directions posted here. If you want to unsubscribe your address address and ne read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

1841

Change Your Subscription

There are a number of options available to change the details of your CybersaltLists subscription. Option 1 In order to change the details of your subscription, please use the link at read more..

11 Dec

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

8434

Contact Us

Privacy Policy

Pastor Tim and Cybersalt do not sell, loan, or give away the e-mail addresses of those subscribed to newsletters and lists hosted by our site. So be assured that you can subscribe to any of the lists... read more..

11 Dec

Policies

Pastor Tim

3100

Anti Spam Policy

Hi. I'm Pastor Tim Davis - a real life pastor of a real life church. In September of 1998, I innocently started an e-mail list for sending jokes to my family and friends. Somehow other people began t... read more..

11 Dec

CybersaltLists

Pastor Tim

3101

There's a newsletter for you!

Since starting the CleanLaugh List in 1998, Pastor Tim has become known as a reliable and safe source of entertainment and inspiration on the net. All of his e-mail lists are free to subscribe to. Yo... read more..

11 Dec

Shirley Choat

2071

Good Morning 12-11

"Prepare the way for the LORD." Luke 3:4 Again we take another look at yesterday's Gospel text. There is something persistently compelling about the figure of John the Bapti read more..

11 Dec

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2166

Rabid Transit

Here's a tough truck contest with a twist to it - an art element. It's interesting to see the Chinese approach to the obstacles in this race. I've been around a few monster t read more..

10 Dec

Rev. Spence Laycock

5408

Immanu - el

G. Campbell Morgan once said, ?A man's concept of God creates his attitude toward the hour in which he lives.? It's like the story of the bible college students who were taking apples from the cafeter... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4420

Goober Travel Times

A Goober gets on a bus and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork. "About two hours," says the conductor. "OK," said the man... "then how l... read more..

10 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2685

Naturally Born

An eighth grade teacher was leading a discussion on the qualifications for being president of the United States.After the teacher commented that a person must be a natural-born citizen, one of the stu... read more..

09 Dec

Shirley Choat

2202

Good Morning 12-10

THE SECOND SUNDAY IN ADVENT "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Malachi 3:1-4 Phil. 1:3-11 Luke 3:1-6 Psalm 126 God's read more..

09 Dec

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4188

Funny Boss

The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously. "What's the matte... read more..