Monthly Archive

December 2006
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1001 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

18 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3764

Three Legged Chicken

A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken. He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken wa read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7327

Confession

A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of pride.She said, "When I look in the mirror, I think I am beautiful."The priest said, "That's ... read more..

17 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2933

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin snow plowing."Twenty minute... read more..

17 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3125

Stare Down Sally

Here's a game that guarantees there won't be a dry eye in the house. It's just too bad that Sally has such freaky eyes - although that might be part of her strategy. If she keeps staring like that ... read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4635

Muddy General

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel."Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieu... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4254

Paid For Standing

The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking through the warehouse he noticed a young man lazily leaning against a packing crate.The factory owner an... read more..

15 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2752

What's Good Tonight?

Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?"Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was goo... read more..

14 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2589

Ballbot Robot

Oh James! Get me my slippers. James. James? Man, good help is hard to find. I can hardly wait for the day when robots help out around the house and work. Ma read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4063

Too Late To Date

An elderly woman died last month.Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while ... read more..

14 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3276

Coin Test

During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. "Now I'm dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?""No, sir," a student called out."... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4247

Meteor Miss

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system."Coming up on the right, yo... read more..

13 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4103

Rest Stop

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flig... read more..

13 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4304

5 min read

Pardon My Yiddish, but...

One night recently I was sipping a sugar-free Kool-Aid while watching TV while reading a book, which is my normal activity. With the state of TV these days, I can read all of William Shakespeare read more..

13 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3622

Just Wait

The Grace of God teaches us to wait for Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060813.mp3{/audio}... read more..

12 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2591

Staplers

There are few things more beautiful than a favorite paper stapler. Ok there are a lot of things more beautiful than a favorite stapler or any other kind of office equipment (though to be hones read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4538

Latin Lesson

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)"Domino vobiscum."(The pizza guy's h read more..

12 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3041

What Happened

"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up read more..

11 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2376

Amusement Park Physics

Here's a fun site that gives you insight and knowledge into the physics behind amusement parks. When I was young(er) and in high school, I didn't really see how important physics was to read more..

11 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4386

The Big Sale

It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's open... read more..

11 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2873

Bunyan Fall

My son, Bunyan, is a construction foreman. One day he tumbled from a scaffold, managing to break his fall by grabbing on to parts of the scaffold on the way down. He received only minor scratches.Emba... read more..

11 Aug

Misc

Teresa hauber

1904

Summer is at an end for the kids...

I would really like to keep up a Blog but I am finding it difficult... I do not do well with a diary either.. Anyhow... School has started ..As of this last Monday....and the girls read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4058

Bad News From The Doctor

A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward the doctor came out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," ... read more..

10 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2627

Instrument Test

I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on various mouthpieces. While most children demonstrate aptitude on more than a single instrument, there was one ... read more..

10 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2185

Growing Contest

That guy who like the Remmington Electric Razor Company so much that he bought it never took part in this contest! I'll admit that when I had a beard there was the odd time that I found som read more..

09 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2606

Straw House

People in straw houses shouldn't throw pitch forks - especially at firemen. In a world where modern building construction methods involve using new space age materials, here's how to bu read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4169

Parenting Tip

Mary Siegel was almost crazy with her three young kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts!! Such pests. They give me no rest and I'm half way t... read more..

08 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2863

Parking Lot Speed Limit

Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise. "Does anyone know," I asked a few guys, "what the speed limit is in... read more..

08 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2740

Blue Ball Machine

Somebody has way too much time on their hands - a problem solved by time management software or a good high speed internet connection I suppose. I suggest you pick a ball, any ball, and try to read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2301

How To Fold A T-Shirt Video

Save time by folding your t-shirts quickly like this. You don't need to speak the language to figure out the technique used in this video. read more..

07 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2710

Rag Doll George

This is not a political statement! I looked all over for another version of this and the only one I found was not suitable for this site. So really, this is not a political statement - don't e-mail ... read more..

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Monthly Archive

December 2006 Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1001 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

December 2006
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1001 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.