Monthly Archive

December 2006
Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 1001 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.

Forbidden Words
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4357

Forbidden Words

An English professor announced to the class, "There are two words I don't allow in my class.  One is gross and the other is cool."From the back of the room a voice called out, &quot... read more..
Repeat Position
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2783

Repeat Position

A lifeboat was called out to rescue a yacht in trouble. The coastguard, trying to get the yacht's location, called it on the radio. "What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"And the repl... read more..
Meteor Strike
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2454

Meteor Strike

This one has me rethinking my trip to the moon. After all, who wants to vacation somewhere you can get hit by a meteorite? Of course, it seems that NASA has the moon covered with their high pow read more..
High Speed Camera
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2566

High Speed Camera

Just when you wanted to film a bullet going through a lightbulb, along comes a high speed camera that can do so at 10,000 frames per second. Not into shooting lightbulbs?  Then why not sho read more..
Refrigerator Cam
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3033

Refrigerator Cam

Does the light in your refrigerator go out when you close the door?  Apparently it doesn't in this one.  Once the image loads, drag with your mouse to take a panoramic view inside this kit read more..
Moon Map
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2753

Moon Map

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars!  Wait - I need a map before I get there. I guess this one will do. Check it out and don't forget to zoom right in as close as you can.& read more..
Write on Water
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2883

Write on Water

Ok, there really isn't going to be much of an aplication for this other than to entertain people on vacation at Disneyland, Knottsberry Farm, Six Flags or some other amusement park, but just the read more..
The Half Cake Diet
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3933

The Half Cake Diet

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight.She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.The next day, ... read more..
Toaster Oven
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4164

Toaster Oven

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" h... read more..
Just Say Yes
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3403

Just Say Yes

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "Yes".  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060806.mp3{/audio}... read more..
Race Rocks
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2341

Race Rocks

A few miles up from where I live along the Straight of Juan de Fuca, you will find Race Rocks. Race Rocks is an island with a lighthouse, marine animal life, wonderful ocean views, passing cruise sh read more..
Positively Wrong
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4333

Positively Wrong

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class."In English," he explained, "a double negative forms a positive.  In some languages, such as Russian, a double negative is still a n... read more..
Kitchen Help
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2644

Kitchen Help

My brother-in-law came home to an empty house one day and decided he would start dinner. First, he would make the salad. He searched high and low for the big bowl for making the salad and finally foun... read more..
Online Kaleidoscope
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3917

Online Kaleidoscope

Remember having a kaleidoscope as a kid? Now you can make your own online. If you are at work don't get hooked or you may end up looking for a new job! Update:  The creator of the kaleidoscope read more..
Hostage Situation
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5501

Hostage Situation

Do you know anyone in your office like this?At the data-entry company where I work, the other operators and I share a coffeepot.  One morning I took it into the ladies room to fill it with water.... read more..
Healthful Place
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2560

Healthful Place

Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Barbados. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?""It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here... read more..
Red, Yellow, Blue
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4008
2 min read

Red, Yellow, Blue

One afternoon, this guy drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax.  On his way to the lake, a guy dressed from head to toe in red standing on the side of the highway gestures for him... read more..
Denture Feedback
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3278

Denture Feedback

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is tha... read more..
How To Fold a Shirt
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2772

How To Fold a Shirt

Household chores can sure take a lot of time. Appliances like washers and dryers, stoves, ovens, and microwaves can save time, but unfortunately no one has invented a laundry folder yet. Until they ... read more..
Goober Computer Virus
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4492

Goober Computer Virus

You have just received the Goober Computer Virus.Because we don't know how to program computers, this virus works on the honor system.  Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually... read more..
75 Stories
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2354

75 Stories

Fred, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper.After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the elevators in thei... read more..
Buy A Verdict
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3963

Buy A Verdict

Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the state.The jury was out for sever... read more..
Orchestra Note
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3123

Orchestra Note

While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room door one night:"I think you should know that the fellow in your band who plays the instrument that pulls in and... read more..
Getting To Heaven
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4493

Getting To Heaven

The pastor was talking to a group of young children about believing in Jesus and going to heaven.At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?""Heaven!" they all pipe... read more..
Bear Hunting
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4434

Bear Hunting

Two men went bear hunting.  While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear.  He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it.When the enraged bear charged tow... read more..
A few thoughts and thinkings
Misc
Randall brown
1996
2 min read

A few thoughts and thinkings

Perhaps you've seen people in the church pew next to you, and wondered why they are there. Perhaps for you its quicker to judge that person than it is to see the face of Christ in them. Walking th... read more..
Just Say No
Sermons
Pastor Tim
3993

Just Say No

The Grace of God teaches us to say, "No".  Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060730.mp3{/audio}... read more..
More Incorrect
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4575

More Incorrect

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.  They both had the same qualifications.   In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were as... read more..
Maranatha
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3300

Maranatha

David Jeremiah told of this one conference where a pastor was talking to the group and said "If nothing else, I want you to remember this one word; maranatha. It means 'The Lord comes'. So when you le... read more..
Goober Mirror
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4518

Goober Mirror

Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up.She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmmm, this person l... read more..
Results 481 - 510 of 1001
Powered by Monthly Archive