December 2006 - Monthly Archive

09 Feb

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4405

A Lost Opportunity

It must have looked like this was an important prisoner. He was guarded by two hundred soldiers, seventy horsemen and two hundred spearmen. They had heard there were men who wanted him dead, so they h... read more..

09 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2841

Noise Abatement

"Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise abatement.""Roger," the pilot responded, "but we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?""Sir," the radar man read more..

08 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4118

George W. meets Moses

George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone table... read more..

07 Feb

Guest Authors

Pastor Tim

8557

The Problem of Evil and Suffering

When asked what questions they would like to ask God if given the opportunity, forty-four percent of Americans said they want to know, "Why is there evil or suffering in the world?" John Hick noted, "... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8908

Ah, Newlyweds

There are never any secrets! A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each o... read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2774

Mrs. Hunter Jury Duty

Mrs. Hunter was called to serve for jury duty, but asked to be excused because she didn't believe in capital punishment and didn't want her personal thoughts to prevent the trial from running its prop... read more..

06 Feb

Wonders of Creation

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Wonders of Creation - Ice Layers and Tree Rings

National Radio (24th March 2005) ran a debate between David Penny an evolutionist, and Adrian Bates a creationist, in which both men were allowed a little time to present their case. Adrian went first... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3738

Goober Line Painter

A goober who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation a... read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3077

Haircut Plan

I was getting my hair cut at a neighborhood shop, and I asked the barber when would be the best time to bring in my two-year-old son.Without hesitation, the barber answered, "When he's four."... read more..

05 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4298

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut

Ladle Rat Rotten Hut Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putt... read more..

Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

05 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Political Power and the Follower of Jesus

Can political power help God?s kingdom grow? That?s the question answered in this sermon. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060205.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

04 Feb

Dr. Harold McNabb

4729

Walk in The Light

The little village of Rattenberg is the smallest town in Austria, and getting smaller each year. The town has lost 20 percent of its population in the past two decades, and as of 2005 had only 440 res... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4520

Tendjewberrymud

Its amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation...... Read aloud for best results. "Tendjewberrymud" Be warned, you're going to find yourself talking "funny" for a whil... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3091

Senior's Ode to Medication

A row of bottles on my shelfcaused me to analyze myself.One yellow pill I have to popGoes to my heart so it won't stop.A little white one that I takegoes to my hands so they won't shake.The blue ones ... read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5121

Preacher's Donkey

A man bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told the man that this donkey had been trained in a very unique way, (being the donkey of a preacher). The only way to make the donkey g... read more..

You Light Up My Life ... Or Don't Darken My Door

02 Feb

Peggie's Den

Peggie Bohanon

4458

You Light Up My Life ... Or Don't Darken My Door

The title says it all--it's either all or nothing for the Valentine lovers or ex-lovers preparing to celebrate - or un-celebrate Valentine's Day on its way to the USA. You either catch the fever and k... read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4357

Merchant Captain

One of the world's most famous merchant captains died, having long been admired by his crew and fellow officers. They remained puzzled, however, over a strange ritual he performed daily. While at sea... read more..

01 Feb

Wonders of Creation

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Wonders of Creation - Stalactites & Stalagmites

A stalactite grows downwards from the roof of a cave, and a stalagmite grows upwards from the floor. They are formed slowly, drip by drip, as dissolved calcite is brought down by water. When the water... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7047

Student Driver

As an instructor in driver education at Unionville-Sebewaing Area High School in Michigan, I've learned that even the brightest students can become flustered behind the wheel. One day I had three beg... read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5171

Pain Management

My niece, pregnant with her second child, was certain she wanted an epidural for pain management during childbirth.Her doctor asked her at which stage of labor she wanted the epidural administered.Her... read more..

31 Jan

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

4082

We'll See

?We?ll see,? I said, and heard my daughter sigh. She knew what that meant, just as I knew when my mother said it to me when I was her age. It meant the answer was probably ?no.? It meant my mother did... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4424

Border problem

An elderly woman lived on a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for years.... read more..

31 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3162

Hearing Request

During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One man's request was for his hearing. The evangelist spit on his finger, put it in the man's ear, prayed for him and a... read more..

30 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Planning Ahead

A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing ... read more..

To Fully Follow the Lord - Joshua 14: 6-15

30 Jan

Rev. Spence Laycock

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To Fully Follow the Lord - Joshua 14: 6-15

I imagine it was about dusk as the first ones made it back into camp, then within minutes the whole team had arrived. There was an air of excitement as the word spread that the twelve men had returned... read more..

30 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3224

Oarsmen News

One day, the Captain of the 40-oared royal Nile barge goes down to speak to the oarsmen in the hold of his ship."Men, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, the Queen will be joini... read more..

29 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5104

Family Problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my sit... read more..

29 Jan

Dr. Harold McNabb

4434

Like a Summer Thunderstorm

Introducing someone is easy enough if the person is there with you. Introducing someone who is not present requires you to describe the person in terms that accurately portray who that person is. For ... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4960

Comedians' Convention

Someone brought a visitor and the new fellow sat fascinated as the funnymen shouted out numbers--"56!" "923!" "307!" Each time a number was called, the others would laugh and laugh. Finally he asked ... read more..

28 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3267

Sunday Complaints

After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this morning."The father commented, "The sermon was too long."Their 7-year-old daughter added, "You've got to admit it was a p... read more..