December 2006 - Monthly Archive

04 Jan

Wonders of Creation

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Wonders of Creation - Butterflies in Amber

Here is how an evolutionist reports a discovery: ?Ancient butterflies exquisitely preserved in amber hint that the winged insects evolved far earlier than previously thought. They may even have flutte... read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Rules for Writers

1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.3. And don't start a sentence with a conjunction.4. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive.5. Avoid clich read more..

04 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Eye Contact

A customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention. When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally he followed her into the kitchen and bl... read more..

03 Jan

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

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Three Rs for 2006

My husband preached a sermon from Malachi last Sunday. It was a message for the New Year that gave us all a theme to think on as we launch into 2006. The theme consists of three admonitions (it was a ... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Goober with a Pager

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller... read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Haircut ID

I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself, and I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy o... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3837

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that peopl... read more..

02 Jan

Dr. Harold McNabb

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It's About Time

By now if you are connected by email to the internet you will have received at least five Happy New Year greeting cards. That's not counting all the personal greetings if you were with other people la... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Paper Walls

As a young married couple, a husband and a wife lived in a cheap housing complex near the military base where he was working.Their chief complaint was that the walls were paper-thin and that they had ... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Puzzled Border Guard

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "... read more..

01 Jan

Barb's Mantle

Barbara Sanders

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Ringing In The New Year

Right now, all I want to do is go to bed! I've not felt all that good this week, but had been getting better the past two days. But, over did it today, running around with my husband all day. Then, ca... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Birthday-Anniversary

A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a 'birthday/anniversary card.' The clerk replied, 'We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?'The man said... read more..