January 2007 - Monthly Archive

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4840

Freshman's Blind Date

"How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce." "Wow read more..

20 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2782

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.""... read more..

20 Jan

Shirley Choat

2330

Good Morning 01-20

"Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning." - Psalm 30:5 Too often we allow the future to be colored by our present circumstances. We have a tendency to bec read more..

19 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4809

Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener. Confused guests constantly mistaking him for a beanbag chair. Fifteen month gestation period, and still no kittens. No longer cleans self unless... read more..

19 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

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Cool Cakes

One of my happy memories from childhood is the birthday cakes my mom would make for me. Many times she spent hours baking one from scratch (she often scratched open the cake mix box) in the sh read more..

18 Jan

Shirley Choat

2303

Good Morning 01-19

"Rather, clothe yourselves with the LORD Jesus Christ, and do not think about how to gratify the desires of the sinful nature." - Romans 13:14 Many of us would find victory over read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

21682

Back In My Day

For those of us who remember the good old days. In my day, we didn't have no rocks. We had to go down to the creek and wash our clothes by beating them with our heads. Back in the 1970... read more..

18 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8323

Happy Birthday Grandpa

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62." He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"... read more..

18 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2082

Catch 33

You can catch a cold and you can catch a train. You can catch a ball and you can catch a dog. When you walk into a room you may catch someone's eye or at a restaurant you can order the catch of the d... read more..

18 Jan

Shirley Choat

2168

Good Morning 01-18

"The LORD said to my father David, "Because it was in your heart to build a temple for my Name, you did well to have this in your heart." - 2 Chronicles 6:8 The desire of D read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Anesthesiologist Bill

Margie received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery, and was astonished to see a $900 fee for the anesthesiologist.She called his office to demand an explanation. "Is this some kind of mi... read more..

17 Jan

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 01-17

"How priceless is your unfailing love. Both high and low among men find refuge in the shadow of your wings. They feast on the abundance of your house; you give them drink from your river of d read more..

16 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5935

Buffalo Comments

Two buffalo were standing on the range when a passing tourist said, "Those are the mangiest, scroungiest, most moth-eaten, miserable beasts I have ever seen." One of the buffalo turned to... read more..

16 Jan

Games

Pastor Tim

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Penguin-Throw

I'm not sure what yetis have against penguins, but I guess if you want to play baseball in a wintery location you do what you have to. I don't think there are enough Yeti in the world to form a ... read more..

16 Jan

Shirley Choat

2387

Good Morning 01-16

"There are different kinds of gifts, but the same Spirit." - 1 Corinthians 12:1-11 The Christmas tree has been taken down for a week or two and we don't want to look at the read more..

15 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Chemistry Stir

This was a story told to us by our chemistry master at school. A female student wished to make some potassium hydroxide solution (aqueous) and decided to throw a large lump of potassium into a bucket ... read more..

15 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2442

Freehand Circle Drawing

It was a few years ago when I realized that there was pretty much a world championship for every activity that means anything to anyone. If you play rock, paper, scissors - there is a world ch read more..

15 Jan

Shirley Choat

2202

Good Morning 01-15

"For Zion's sake I will not keep silent, for Jerusalem's sake I will not remain quiet, till her righteousness shines out like the dawn, her salvation like a blazing torch." - Is read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4487

Macho Dude

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "Macho", and went out walking with one of the hired hands. Walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that ... read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2941

Coffee Vending Machine

A man put his fifty cents in a vending machine and watched helplessly while the cup failed to appear and a nozzle sent coffee down the drain while another poured cream after it."Now that's automation!... read more..

14 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3603

Know Their Religion

Understanding the religion of the people we are defending Jesus to is important. Constantly talking about how the truth applies to ourselves - without consideration of their own spiritual beliefs and ... read more..

How does a home schooler change a light bulb?

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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How does a home schooler change a light bulb?

Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on electricity out of the library, then the kids make models of light bulbs, read a biography of Thomas Edison and ... read more..

13 Jan

Shirley Choat

2293

Good Morning 01-14

SECOND SUNDAY AFTER EPIPHANY "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Isaiah 62:1-5 1 Cor. 12:1-11 John 2:1-11 Psalm 36 The gos read more..

13 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Unique Breakfast

A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read Unique Breakfast, so he walked in and sat down.The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted."What's your Unique Breakf... read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Ten Things a Mom Doesn't Want to Hear

1. I swallowed a goldfish. 2. Your lipstick works better than crayons. 3. Does grape juice leave a stain??? 4. The principal called... 5. But DAD says that wo read more..

12 Jan

Shirley Choat

2261

Good Morning 01-13

"A good tree cannot bring forth bad fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit." - Matthew 7:18 Jesus declared that the quality of the fruit is determined by the c read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Dollar Math

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?"Vinny raised his hand and answered, "One dollar."The teacher shook her head. "You don't know your math."V read more..

12 Jan

Shirley Choat

2287

Good Morning 01-12

"Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth." - Colossians 3:2 Many young people have had the advantage of a Christian home but have turned their backs on i read more..

12 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2237

Dragon Illusion

Here is an illusion you don't have to be David Blayne, David Copperfield, or any other magician named David (for that matter) to be able to afford to do. As for how to create this optical i read more..

11 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Convent Card

As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I was wearing contemporary clothes instead of my habit, I drove into a gas station to get the communal car fille... read more..