January 2007 - Monthly Archive

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4303

Bigger and Bigger

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wh... read more..

03 Jan

Shirley Choat

2169

Good Morning 01-04

"Feed the flock of God which is among you." - 1 Peter. 5:2 Grandpa always wondered when he preached if his sermons would feed souls. Some would comment on his message and if he read more..

03 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2951

When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout counter.During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing... read more..

03 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2725

Red Box Escape

I was told that this exercise is something that they test Air Force recruits with. I'm not sure if that is the case, but let me tell you that if they do, it appears that you won't soon be seei read more..

02 Jan

Shirley Choat

2137

Good Morning 01-03

"Thou remainest; Thou art the same, and Thy years shall not fail." - Hebrews 1:11,12 This week has brought us into a new year. As the years come and go, we realize more an read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4398

Blessed Be The Tie

A guy walking in the desert desperately needed a drink. As he followed the dunes, he came upon another man riding a camel. He asked the man if he had something to drink. The man on the ... read more..

02 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3200

Zoo Thank You

As a volunteer who conducts educational tours of the Zoo, Sally occasionally receives thank you notes from members of school groups.One of her favorites said: "Dear Sally, I am a third grader. I loved... read more..

02 Jan

Misc

Teresa hauber

1984

Happy New Year

It certainly has been a different kind of Christmas and New Year. For one thing the weather has been more like early november since the freezing temps killed our garden off..... left us wit read more..

02 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3379

Sheep Darts

Here is a game (thanks to member Michael S. for pointing it out) that involves something that most pastors out there would love to add to their options when dealing with the sheep in their church. I'... read more..

01 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3935

Young Businessman

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wish... read more..

01 Jan

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 01-02

"See, then, that you walk circumspectly, redeeming the time, because the days are evil." - Ephesians 5:15,16 The old year has died and 2006 is history. As Christians, we should b read more..

01 Jan

Shirley Choat

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Good Morning 01-01

"Lord, make me to know my end, and what is the measure of my days." Psalm 39:4 This new year is an unwritten book, we'll fill up its pages in the day and months to come. We read more..