April 2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

05 Apr

Shirley Choat

2197

Good Morning 04-06

GOOD FRIDAY "When they were come to the place, which is called Calvary, there they crucified Him." - Luke 23,33 Tonight we go to Golgotha to see with our own eyes read more..

05 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2594

Japanese Pac-Man

Once again, my current language skills prevent me from previewing this clip to make sure it's appropriate language-wise. So if you speak Japanese, I'll let you assume the risk of liste read more..

05 Apr

Shirley Choat

2384

Good Morning 04-05

MAUNDY THURSDAY "Ye shall say unto the goodman of the house, The Master saith unto thee, "Where is the guestchamber, where I shall eat the passover with My disciples? And He sha read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4316

Call to Principal

The telephone rings in the principal's office at a school. "Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal. "Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all n read more..

04 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2796

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off."You look tired, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment, a... read more..

04 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2337

Upside Down Typing

OK, so you sent your friend randomly generated text and they are really angry that you wasted so much of their time. Why not send them a note of apology - only type it upside down. The read more..

04 Apr

Shirley Choat

2135

Good Morning 04-04

WEDNESDAY OF HOLY WEEK Does this week not grow heavy upon us? As the feet of Jesus approach ever nearer the Judgment Hall, we feel the burden of our sin press down upon Him. Surely it is read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6021

Open Mouth, Insert Foot

At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax. One day he thought he recognized a woman as a read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3284

Cat Sitting

One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When it failed to return the following morning, I found the beast clinging to a branch about 30 feet up in a spindly ... read more..

03 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3891

Random Letters

We all face writer's block from time to time when it comes to saying what we want to say. When that happens some people turn to Hallmark greeting cards to say if for them. But those can be read more..

03 Apr

Shirley Choat

2108

Good Morning 04-03

THE SEVENTH AND LAST WORD FROM THE CROSS. "Father, into Thy hands I commend My Spirit." - Luke 23:46 This last Word of Jesus on the Cross was to the Father, like the first W read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4297

Dental Mommy

For the first time, my four-year-old daughter Kelsey was coming to my office to have me, a dental hygenist, clean her teeth. She was accompanied by her grandmother. When they came read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3623

Stockbroker's Secretary

The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning."I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's on another line.""This is Mr. Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish ... read more..

02 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2372

Horse Skid

Modern technology is making it harder and harder to tell the difference between special effects and real life action in the movies. As computers getter faster and faster and programmers get sm read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4627

Birth Warp

Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was elated when he called me at work with the news of my grandchild's birth. I took down all the statistics and tu... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9817

Minivan Tow

A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned on his flashers and tried to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. ... read more..

01 Apr

Shirley Choat

2578

Good Morning 04-01

PALM SUNDAY This is the day the LORD hath made, we will rejoice and we will be glad in it. "After Jesus had said this, he went on ahead, going up to Jerusalem." - Luke 19:28&n read more..