2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

24 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3108

Primative Tech Support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate:This "Fire Help." Me Groog.Me Lorto. Help. Fire not wor... read more..

23 Sep

Shirley Choat

2104

Good Morning 09-24

"Thy kingdom come." - Matthew 6:10 The Second Petition of the LORD'S Prayer has been called the missionary petition. In this petition we pray not only that the Kindgom of God ma read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

1992

Good Morning 09-23

SEVENTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST Exodus 32:7-14 1 Timothy 1:12-17 Luke 15:1-10 Psalm 51 How wonderful it is to know that each and every person has worth in God's sight. How g read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3008

Tree Trouble

Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on my father's young peach tree for two years in a row. This spring, Dad was ready. He replanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and put ... read more..

21 Sep

Shirley Choat

2004

Good Morning 09-22

"Come, all you who are thirsty, come to the waters; and you who have no money, come, buy wine and milk without money and without cost." - Isaiah 55:1 This is one verse my grandf read more..

21 Sep

Shirley Choat

1865

Good Morning 09-21

"If any man be in Christ, he is a new creature." - 2 Corinthians 5:17 Faith in Jesus Christ is never without a renewing effect in the life of the believer. It shows him how to r read more..

21 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3165

Fire Hose Fly

Here is another reason to be a fireman - making cars fly. It's also another reason to not have a barn fire on a lazy Saturday afternoon in Sheepjaw, New Mexico. Victor Aerbos was admitted read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10529

Car Fire

I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames began pouring from under my hood. Frantic, I bolted into the store and ran up to the first clerk I saw. As luc... read more..

20 Sep

Shirley Choat

2219

Good Morning 09-20

"Verily, I say unto you, inasmuch as you have done it unto one of the least of these My brethren, you have done it unto Me." - Matthew 25:40 How often have you said, "I must read more..

19 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2294

Shopping Reaper

Here is just one more reason to avoid grocery shopping. It's just easier and safer to order your food for home delivery. Of course, the grim reaper can find you at home too - it's just ni read more..

19 Sep

Shirley Choat

2166

Good Morning 09-19

"But the greatest of these is charity." - 1 Corinthians 13:13 I remember my grandfather saying: "Of all the texts in the Bible this is one which most of all I prefer to rea read more..

18 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3409

Driving Flash

A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash.Astounded that he had been caught speeding when he was doing the speed limit, he turned around and, going even slower, he p... read more..

18 Sep

Shirley Choat

2427

Good Morning 09-18

"Martha received Him into her house. And she had a sister called Mary, which also sat at Jesus' feet and heard His Word." - Luke 10:38,39 Jesus was on His way to Bethany and was read more..

17 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2797

Homework Problem

One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't complete his math homework," his mother explained."Why's that?" I asked."Apparently," she said, "our computer doesn... read more..

17 Sep

Shirley Choat

2128

Good Morning 09-17

"And this they did, not as we hoped, but first gave their own selves to the LORD and unto us by the will of God." - 2 Corinthians 8:5 For many years the question has been asked: read more..

17 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2243

TP Commercial

Ok, this is perhaps more weird than fun, but the strange feeling it will give you in the head at the end will eventually begin to feel like fun. Confused? Good, now you are ready to watc read more..

16 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3232

Pupil's Question

A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great nations together. It has made the world a smaller place in which to live. It has inspired men of worth to work end... read more..

16 Sep

Shirley Choat

2319

Good Morning 09-16

SIXTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST Proverbs 9:8-12 Philemon 1:7-17 Luke 14:25-33 Psalm 119:169-176 If you read the gospel lesson you found it filled with harsh words and demands. read more..

16 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3726

Water Baptism

Here's all you need to know about water baptism - what it is, what it isn't, and how to do it best. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070916.mp3{/audio} read more..

14 Sep

Shirley Choat

2131

Good Morning 09-15

"Will He not repay each person according to what he has done?" Prov. 24:12 and Prov. 2:6 We all need to see people as God sees them. But that revelation also brings responsibili read more..

14 Sep

Shirley Choat

2133

Good Morning 09-14

"God loveth a cheerful giver." - 2 Corinthians 9:7 The only giving which deserves any credit is that which is done willingly, joyfully and without pressure. There is no legality read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2945

Cell Phone Find

An employee of the airport found a cell phone in one of the boarding areas. She switched it on, hoping a caller would identify the owner. It rang, and she answered it, but there was no response. When... read more..

13 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2442

Laughing Baby

Laugh, and the whole world laughs with you - especially if you are a baby. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

13 Sep

Shirley Choat

2053

Good Morning 09-13

"Amasiah willingly offered himself unto the LORD." - 2 Chronicles 17:16 Amasiah was a military man, one of the chief officers in the reign of King Jehoshaphat. So important was read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2977

Smuggler Prosecution

My boss is without peer when it comes to the rules and regulations that customs officials must follow. But when it comes to the law, well, that's a different story.We were attending a court case in wh... read more..

12 Sep

Shirley Choat

2266

Good Morning 09-12

"Silver and gold have I none, but such as I have give I thee." - Acts 3:6 Peter and John were on their way to the Temple for prayer. At the gate they met a beggar asking for alm read more..

11 Sep

Racing

Pastor Tim

6208

Main Event Win

Tim Davis, The Pastor of Disaster, pulled off another main event victory on Saturday night. Tim Davis, The Pastor of Disaster, pulled off another main event victory on Saturday night. Here is ... read more..

11 Sep

Shirley Choat

2060

Good Morning 09-11

"He who dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, 'He is my refuge and my fortress, my God, in whom I trust." - Psalm 91:1, read more..

10 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2379

Panda Sneeze

I'm sure all you nerve frazzled mothers out there understand this video. I suppose I'd be jumpy too if I were on the endangered species list. Come to think of it, though, once I die there read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2903

Help Line

It's clear why these people needed to call a "help" line.------Customer: "I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?" Operator: "Where did you get that number... read more..