2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #270

11 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2540

Big Horns

Here's a cow with really big horns and a really funny name - Lurch. I'm not sure why this cow is so fascinating, but I have to admit he is. It's mind boggling and reminds me how disappoi read more..

11 Jul

Shirley Choat

2070

Good Morning 07-11

"The LORD Jesus Christ be with your spirit. Grace be with you." - 2 Timothy 4:22 Most of our church services close with a benediction. In so doing we follow the pattern set by G read more..

10 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3669

The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as throughout the store. Every receipt also had the same information. A store credit would be given on all returns, but t... read more..

09 Jul

Shirley Choat

2101

Good Morning 01-10

"He saw that there was no one, he was appalled that there was no one to intervene; and his own righteousness sustained him." Isaiah 59:16 - Heb. 7:25 - James 5:16 Here is a state read more..

09 Jul

Shirley Choat

2024

Good Morning 07-09

"Whatever may be your task, work at it heartily (from the soul), as (something done) for the LORD and not for men." - Colossians 3:23 Paul had been telling servants how to serv read more..

08 Jul

Shirley Choat

1889

Good Morning 07-08

Sixth Sunday After Pentecost "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." 1 kings 19:14-21 Gal. 5:1-25 Luke 9:51-62 Psalm 16 The Gospel pas read more..

08 Jul

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3851

A Better Country

Do you like your country? God has an even better one for you. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070708.mp3{/audio} read more..

07 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3655

Overboard Rescue

Passengers aboard a luxurious cruise ship were having a great time when a beautiful young woman fell overboard. Immediately there was an 80-year-old man in the water who rescued her.The crew pulled th... read more..

07 Jul

Shirley Choat

1795

Good Morning 07-07

"Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace." - Luke 7:50 These are blessed words! They fell as a heavenly balm upon the distracted soul of this distressed woman. There was a pe read more..

05 Jul

Shirley Choat

1814

Good Morning 07-06

"Comfort ye, comfort ye My people." - Isaiah 40:1 There is much need of comfort today by God's people. Sin has produced a harvest of misery in the world. The present war has ad read more..

05 Jul

Shirley Choat

2023

Good Morning 07-05

"Blessed are they that hear the Word of God and keep it." - Luke 11:28 Don't we all wish to be happy? Go the world around you and you will find that each and everyone wishe read more..

04 Jul

Shirley Choat

1966

Good Morning 07-04

"Except the LORD build the house, they labor in vain that build it." - Psalm 127:1 It was the summer of 1776, and delegates had come from 13 colonies to make a momentous decisio read more..

03 Jul

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2291

Touch, Dont Touch

Here's a fun, maddening challenge. Basically, use your arrow keys to make the grey circle touch the grey box. Just don't touch any of the blue balls, or let them touch you, while you are at it. If ... read more..

02 Jul

Shirley Choat

1818

Good Morning 07-03

"Watch and stand fast in the faith, quit you like men, be strong." - 1 Corinthians A fourfold challenge rings out in this text. This challenge is addressed to each one of us. &n read more..

02 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3335

Mail Worker

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA goober got a part time job at the Post Office. The first as... read more..

02 Jul

Shirley Choat

1901

Good Morning 07-02

"Seekest thou great things for thyself? Seek them not." Jeremiah 45:5 Have you ever heard, "Hitch your wagon to a star?" Ambition has its place in life, but ambition is like read more..

30 Jun

Shirley Choat

2087

Good Morning 07-01

FIFTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST "This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Zech. 12:7-10 Gal. 3:26-29 Luke 9:18-24 Psalm 63:1-8 Jesus aske read more..

30 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3104

Just Visiting Here

The tall, handsome, confident gentleman walked over to the girl and made a disparaging remark about the men who had been chatting her up.She laughed gaily, "When I don't want a man's attentions," she ... read more..

29 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7404

Aunt Emma

A couple's happy married life almost went on the rocks because of the presence in the household of old Aunt Emma. For seventeen long years she lived with them, always crotchety, always dema read more..

29 Jun

Shirley Choat

2026

Good Morning 06-30

"The beloved of the LORD shall dwell in safety by Him; and the LORD shall cover him all the day long." - Deuteronomy 33:12 These gracious words form a part of the blessing which read more..

29 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3703

Dancing Horse

I know the title of this fun link sounds like a character from Buffalo Bill's Wild West Show, but let me tell you that this horse really dances. I am not really an equine fanatic, but I st read more..

29 Jun

Shirley Choat

1843

Good Morning 06-29

"Teach me Thy way, O LORD; I will walk in Thy truth; unite my heart to fear Thy name." - Psalm 86:11 There is a petition and a pledge blended in one in this text. The Psalmist w read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7199

Quick Thinking Dog

A wealthy man decides to take a hunting safari in Africa, and takes his faithful dog with him, so he doesn't feel so lonely out in the middle of the bush. The first day out on the expediti read more..

28 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2989

French Dream

A boy was having a lot of difficulty in French class.To encourage him, his teacher said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French."The boy ran into class all ex... read more..

28 Jun

Shirley Choat

1939

Good Morning 06-28

"If we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship with one another and the blood of Jesus, his Son, purifies us from all sin." - 1 John 1:7 Many of us have learned read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6367

Losing Load

A trucker stops for red light and a goober girl catches up. She knocks on the door and the trucker lowers the window. The girl says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some read more..

27 Jun

Shirley Choat

2043

Good Morning 06-27

"Because I Love You With an Everlasting Love." - Jeremiah 31:3 We will hear what our Heavenly Father does to motivate us by His everlasting love for us. A love that is perpetual, unen read more..

26 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8920

Weight Training

My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors of blacksmithing. read more..

26 Jun

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2655

Grain Catch

We need grain for many of our favorite cooking recipes and unless you are on the Atkins diet it's in a lot of your favorite foods. Grain is in your cupcakes, bread, buns, croissants, pretzels and mor... read more..

26 Jun

Shirley Choat

2113

Good Morning 06-26

"The Lord will keep you from all harm - he will watch over your life, the Lord will watch over your coming and going both now and forevermore." PSALM 121:7,8 Only the all-knowi read more..