2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #390

19 May

Shirley Choat

2254

Good Morning 05-19

"Feed My lambs.. Feed My sheep." - John 21:15-16 Giving up may seem to be the easy way out for Steven, but soon enough he will learn what Peter learned. Just before Jesus was cr read more..

18 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5069

My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was escorting the suspect to the office in the front, near the cash registers, when the shoplifter broke from hi... read more..

18 May

Shirley Choat

2299

Good Morning 05-18

"And they said one to another: Did not our hearts burn within us while He talked with us by the way and while He opened to us the Scriptures?" - Luke 24:32 To see a great paint read more..

17 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5020

Interactive Weather

Our part of the country had gone for weeks with little or no rain. The TV weatherman, on his computerized map, was pointing out a thunderstorm 50 miles away. He placed his cursor over ... read more..

16 May

Shirley Choat

2240

Good Morning 05-17

Ascension Day "When He had led them out to the vicinity of Bethany, He lifted up His hands and blessed them. While He was blessing them, He left them and was taken up into heaven. Then the read more..

16 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5260

Seatbelt Support

I was teaching my 6-year-old daughter how to unbuckle her seat belt. She asked, "Do I click the square?" I said, "Yes." She asked me, "Single click or double... read more..

16 May

Shirley Choat

2265

Good Morning 05-16

"And He laid His right hand upon me, saying unto me: Fear not; I am the First and the Last; I am He that liveth and was dead; and behold I am alive forevermore. Amen." - Revelation 1:17 read more..

The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

15 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5625

The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness

*The Ten Most Common Forms of Office Illness* 1. The Macy's One Day Sale Flu. 2. The Drivers License Renewal Appointment 24-Hour Virus. 3. The Friday-Afternoon-Start-The read more..

15 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2355

Tortoise vs. Cats

We are all familiar with the historic race that took place between the tortoise and the hare - proving the old addage that "slow and steady wins the race." Here is the re-match: read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6442

Low 80's Golf

"I play golf in the low 80's," the little old man was telling one of the young boys at the club. "Wow," said the young man, "that's pretty impressive." &quo read more..

14 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2878

Suitor Approval

A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date, I'd disapprove of every young man who took them out.But when the time came, I was pleased that my friend's predic... read more..

14 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2782

Violin Fence

For a long time people have complained that there is too much violence on TV. After listening to some of the sounds on this site you may be tempted to declare that there is too much violins on the in... read more..

14 May

Shirley Choat

2238

Good Morning 05-14

"You heard me say, "I am going away and I am coming back to you."If you loved me, you would be glad that I am going to the Father, for the Father is greater than I. I have told you read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

11619

Absent Minded Professor

One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his ticket. The conductor said,... read more..

13 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3010

Live to 100

When a grandmother was in her late eighties, she decided to move to Israel. As part of the preparations, she went to see her doctor and get all her charts. The doctor asked her how she was doing, so s... read more..

13 May

Shirley Choat

2788

Good Morning 05-13

Take time to read Isaiah 66:13 "As one whom his mother comforteth, so will I comfort you." HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY "I thank God when I call to remembrance the genuine fait read more..

13 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3284

In-Laws, Out-laws, and Shotgun Shells

Sometimes our closest relationships are not blood relationships. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20070513.mp3{/audio} read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6439

Movie Breakout

A fellow took his girlfriend to the movies. During the previews, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, pick... read more..

12 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4422

Chapstick

We had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died.Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap a... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5367

Hard to Pronounce

As a Dominican sister, I lived in a convent named for a deceased pope. One day while I was wearing contemporary clothes instead of my habit, I drove into a gas station to get the communal ca... read more..

11 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3088

Tech Smoke

A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.Tech: What's the problem?User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.Tech: You'll need a new power supply.User: No, I don't! I ju... read more..

11 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2374

The Fifth Guy

This is a fun look at a serious problem - germ transmission. When I visit at the hospital I try to remember to wash my hands before going into a patient's room and after leaving. A n read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5558

39 And Holding

A young child asked a woman how old she was. She answered, "39 and holding." The child thought for a moment, then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?" ... read more..

10 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3243

Coach Call

As a high school football coach, I'm aware that student athletes tend to focus too much on sports. Bob, a fellow coach, was talking about one such player, who called him at home one night.When his wif... read more..

10 May

Shirley Choat

2273

Good Morning 05-10

"And if thou draw out they soul to the hungry and satisfy the afflicted soul, then shall thy light rise in obscurity and thy darkness be as the noonday." - Isaiah 58:10 Behind read more..

09 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5199

CIA Note

A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As... read more..

08 May

Shirley Choat

2297

Good Morning 05-09

"Be watchful, and strengthen the things which remain, that are ready to die." - Revelation 3:2 When a person has sustained a loss or a handicap, he is apt to focus attention upo read more..

08 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4814

Half Diet

A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The... read more..

08 May

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3439

Curve Ball

You never know when life will throw you a curve ball, but when it does at least try to throw one back. The same holds true for this game. If you hit the ball with the very middle of the paddle you s... read more..

08 May

Shirley Choat

2351

Good Morning 05-08

"Call unto Me, and I will answer thee and show thee great and mighty things which thou knowest not." - Jeremiah 33:3 Many people are humbugged into believing too little than were read more..