2007 - Monthly Archive - Results from #570

13 Mar

Shirley Choat

2350

Good Morning 03-13

The marks of the Cross - A Good Memory "We continually remember before our God and Father your work produced by faith, your labor prompted by love, and your endurance inspired by ho read more..

13 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2259

Have you ever seen a situation that could be best described as an accident waiting to happen? Well, here's a solution waiting for an accident to happen. Just how does one remove a cork that is insid... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4616

College Nerves

While touring the University with some college-bound friends, I saw an advertisement that summed up the pre-college anxieties we were all feeling. Posted in a campus restaurant was this sign... read more..

12 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3094

The Front Pew

An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greeted her at the door and helped her up the flight of steps."Where would you like to sit?" he asked politely."The front row ... read more..

12 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5033

Motorized Desk Chair

I don't know what the policy in your workplace is regarding the modification of office equipment, but I bet that this guy would violate it. I don't mean to be unkind, because I'm su read more..

12 Mar

Shirley Choat

2384

Good Morning 03-12

"At just the right time, when we were still powerless, Christ died for the ungodly." - Rom. 5:6-11 THE MARKS OF THE CROSS One night there happened to be a drunk lying on the s read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4742

Dad and Surgeon

This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renown surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak ... read more..

11 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3572

Movie Impatience

We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start a baby boomer from the center of the row got up a... read more..

11 Mar

Shirley Choat

2335

Good Morning 03-11

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Ex. 3:1-15 1 Cor.10:1-13* Luke 13:1-9 Psalm 126 In Chapter 9 of 1 Cor. Paul used himself as an read more..

11 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3493

Favorite People

Who's your favorite kind of person? Who is your least favorite? Both kinds (and everyone in between) have something in common and God has a desire for how you treat them all. L read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4395

Major League Snacks

I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was delayed, so we spent our time talking and eating everything the concession had to offer: Hot dogs, pretz... read more..

10 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2761

Golf Lesson

This fellow's wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf. Finally, one morning he relented and off they went. The first hole was a par 3, 179 yards, and very pretty. The husband stepped... read more..

10 Mar

Shirley Choat

2093

Good Morning 03-10

"He died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for Him who died for them and was raised again." - 2 Corinthians 5:14-21 "THE MEANING OF HISTORY. & read more..

09 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4883

First Time Babysitter

A young girl was babysitting for the first time - beginning her shift shortly after supper and as the children were playing in front of the house. At bedtime she sent the youngsters upstairs to bed a... read more..

09 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2358

Bowling Blooper

Not since watching the Flintstones have I seen something like these. I didn't even know it was possible outside of classic cartoons and computer generated movie effects. Now I'm a believer. Le me j... read more..

09 Mar

Shirley Choat

2283

Good Morning 01-09

"Jesus went up on a mountain side and sat down, His disciples came to Him and He began to teach them, say Blessed are the poor in spirit. . ." - Matthew 5:2-12 (Jesus give the Sermon on read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4778

Bridge Trouble

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when a sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge... read more..

08 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3547

Record Store

A woman meant to call a record store, but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme?'" she asked."Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowne... read more..

08 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2741

Apple Eater

I was going to start by saying that mankind has gotten into alot of trouble eating apples - but then my wife reminded me that the Bible does not say that Adam and Eve ate an apple in the Garden of Ede... read more..

07 Mar

Shirley Choat

2307

Good Morning 03-08

"One thing I do: Forgetting what is behind and straining toward what is ahead. Press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me heavenward in Christ Jesus. All of us who read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4038

Medically Speaking

The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in... read more..

07 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2612

Diagnosis

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks ... read more..

07 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2155

Rubik's Cube Solver

Remember when the first Rubik's cube came out? I do. I also remember when those horrible smart kids at my school figured out how to solve it first. Shortly after that, a friend showe read more..

06 Mar

Shirley Choat

2101

Good Morning 03-07

His master replied, "Well done, good and faithful servant, you have been faithful with a few things; I will put you in charge of many things." - Matt. 25:14-30 (23) This lesson read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6775

Bar Room Houdini

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's m... read more..

06 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2741

Golf Friendless

"Bob, why don't you play golf with John anymore?" asked a friend."Would you play golf with a guy who moved the ball with his foot when you weren't watching?" Bob asked."Well, no," admitted the friend. read more..

06 Mar

Shirley Choat

2081

Good Morning 03-06

"Peter and the other apostles replied, 'We must obey God rather than men.'" - Acts 5:27-32 Obedience.. is this perhaps one of the dark sorrows of the world and the churc read more..

05 Mar

Shirley Choat

2174

Good Morning 03-05

"You are no longer strangers and foreigners, but fellow citizens with the saints." - Ephesians 2:18-22 In our world today there are many competing values. Each Christian must de read more..

05 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2172

Moon Transit

Don't let the title fool you. This page is not about taking a bus to the moon (a slow but simple trip since there are no transfers to be made once you leave the earth's atmosphere). read more..

04 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5255

Hospital Forms

In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others were being interviewed and still others were being escorted to their rooms. An elderly woman hesitatingly enter... read more..