February 2008 - Monthly Archive

29 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8018

Horseshoe Look

One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge.He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to ac... read more..

29 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3280

How to Spend an Extra Day

Recently, I was pleasantly surprised to discover I was wearing my lucky pants. I do not have that many pants in my wardrobe and to discover I had put on my lucky pants really made my day. I hav read more..

28 Feb

Shirley Choat

2094

Good Morning 02-29

"Whosoever shall deny Me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven." - Matthew 10:33 We may never be asked to die for our Savior, but we are asked to l read more..

28 Feb

Shirley Choat

2094

Good Morning 02-28

"Are not two sparrows sold for a farthing? And one of them shall not fall on the ground without your Father. But the very hairs of your head are all numbered." - Matthew 10:29,30 read more..

27 Feb

Shirley Choat

1908

Good Morning 02-27

"Ye are in heaviness through manifold temptations, that the trial of your faith, being much more precious than of gold that perisheth, though it be tried with fire, might be found unto praise read more..

25 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3596

Found Cell Phone

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at "Mom" and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened."Don't worry," she said, "I'l... read more..

25 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2739

Charlie Bit Me

Charlie bit him - there isn't much more to say about it! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood

25 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3405

The Art and Craftiness of Grandfatherhood

Recently, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly were blessed with the arrival of our seventh grandchild. Jordan Nichole Papanu arrived on planet earth on February 13. The grandfat read more..

25 Feb

Shirley Choat

2055

Good Morning 02-25

"Thou wilt keep him in perfect peace whose mind is fixed on Thee, because he trusteth in Thee." - Isaiah 26:3 God wants us to have peace of mind. He has made peace of mind possib read more..

24 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3339

Circles

During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degrees.“But, sergeant, all circles ha... read more..

24 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

4121

God is Reaching Out

God is reaching out. What is your reaction and role? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080224.mp3{/audio} read more..

23 Feb

Shirley Choat

2091

Good Morning 02-24

This is day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 42:14-21 Ephesians 5:8-14 John 9:13-39 Psalm 142 We who have our eyesight live in a world full of light. read more..

22 Feb

Shirley Choat

1775

Good Morning 02-23

"So teach us to number our days that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom." - Psalm 90:12 Someone has figured out how an average lifetime of 57 years is spent: "We sleep 18 read more..

22 Feb

Shirley Choat

2058

Good Morning 02-22

"O foolish Galatians, who hath bewitched you, that you should not obey the truth?" - Galatians 3:1 Paul confronts the erring Churches of Galatia. He holds nothing back, calling read more..

21 Feb

Shirley Choat

1949

Good Morning 02-21

"Open my eyes, that I may behold wondrous things out of Thy Law." - Psalm 119:18 The Bible always helps if it is used in the way which God wants. This is the spirit in which we s read more..

20 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2939

Tea Service

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me and my brother who is four years older than I am. I was maybe 1 and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident in which my arm ha... read more..

20 Feb

Shirley Choat

2328

Good Morning 02-20

"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated Me first. If you belong to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of read more..

18 Feb

Shirley Choat

1968

Good Morning 02-19

"But you will receive power when the Holy Spirit comes on you; and you will be my witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea and Samaria, and to the ends of the earth." - Acts 1:8 read more..

18 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3984

Love Is Sometimes a Little Off

My wife and I have been celebrating Valentine's Day for as long as I can remember. This, of course, does not mean very much because I cannot remember what I had for lunch yesterday. All I know is read more..

18 Feb

Shirley Choat

2071

Good Morning 02-18

"When you stand praying, forgive, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins." - Mark 11:25 Unforgiveness spoils read more..

16 Feb

Shirley Choat

1822

Good Morning 02-17

This is the day the LORD hath made let us rejoice and be glad in it. Genesis 12:1-8 Romans 4:1-17 John 4:5-26 Psalm 105 Jews did everything they could to avoid going through Sam read more..

16 Feb

Shirley Choat

1873

Good Morning 02-16

"Let us not sleep, as do others; but let us watch and be sober." - 1 Thessalonians 5:6 Paul wrote to the Christians in thessalonica, reminding them that the day of the LORD woul read more..

15 Feb

Shirley Choat

1811

Good Morning 02-15

"I count all things but loss for the excellency of the knowledge of Christ Jesus, my LORD." - Philippians 3:8 After Paul considered everything he had accomplished in his life, he read more..

14 Feb

Shirley Choat

1822

Good Morning 02-14

"We are ambassadors for christ, for He hath made Him to be sin for us who knew no sin, that we might be made the righteousness of God in Him." - 2 Corinthians 5:20,21 There is read more..

13 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3774

The End is Near

A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing ... read more..

12 Feb

Shirley Choat

1766

Good Morning 02-13

"Charge them that are rich, that they do good, that they be rich in good works, laying up in store for themselves a good foundation against the time to come." - 1 Timothy 6:17-19 read more..

12 Feb

Shirley Choat

1762

Good Morning 02-12

"We know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to His purpose." - Romans 8:28 Our life is like the dial of a clock. T read more..

11 Feb

Shirley Choat

2044

Good Morning 02-11

"I press toward the mark for the prize of the high calling of God in Christ Jesus." - Philippians 3:14 There is great power in the atoning blood of our LORD Jesus Christ. Christ read more..

10 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

5760

We are Heard

Even when we feel down and in despair we can know that God hears the prayers of those trusting in Him with their hearts. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080210.mp3{/audio} read more..

09 Feb

Shirley Choat

1826

Good Morning 02-10

"This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." Genesis 2:7-17, 3:1-7 Romans 5:12-19 Matthew 4:1-11 Psalm 130 The number 40 in the Bible is associate read more..