February 2008 - Monthly Archive

08 Feb

Shirley Choat

1711

Good Morning 02-08

"Then Jesus said, "Did I not tell you that if you believed, you would see the glory of God?" - John 11:40 After four days of mourning had passed Jesus came to Bethany. He is read more..

Sometimes Life Is Like A Jelly-Filled Donut

07 Feb

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

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Sometimes Life Is Like A Jelly-Filled Donut

If it were not for certain rituals in life, life would be a rather drab business. I know some celebrate a ritual because they have celebrated it before and are just going through the motions. J read more..

07 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Spin the Bottle

"We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime.By the time I was 14, I owne read more..

07 Feb

Shirley Choat

1966

Good Morning 02-07

"I am Jesus whom you are persecuting, now get up and go into the city, and you will be told what you must do." - Acts 9:5,6 Accepting Jesus as our Savior implies submitting to Hi read more..

06 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3113

Psychology Course

During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course at the university."Oh, great," I said. "Now you'll be analyzing everyone in the family.""No, no," he replied. "I... read more..

06 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2772

Personal Helicopter

This personal helicopter is pretty cool - unless (I am guessing) this guy lives next door to you. I personally am opposed to the general population having their own flying machines because look at t read more..

05 Feb

Shirley Choat

1793

Good Morning 02-06

Ash Wednesday Old Testament Lesson: Joel 2:1-2, 12-17 Epistle: 2 Cor. 5:20-6:10 Gospel: Matthew 6:1-6, 16-21 Psalm: 51:1-18 Ash Wednesday is the f read more..

05 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2770

Monkey Kick

Don't be discouraged by your first attempts at this game. My initial kicks were pretty pitiful. But after a while I did get some good ones - 4526 meters and then 5321! I may go pro! (adsby... read more..

04 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5633

Birds and Bees

Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the age of fourteen, Stewart wrote him the following letter:"Dear son, now that you have reached the magic age of ... read more..

04 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3257

Human Tetris 6

Another fun episode of Human Tetris - with a couple of key subtitles at just the right time! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); read more..

04 Feb

Shirley Choat

2088

Good Morning 02-04

"He brought me forth also into a large place; he delivered me; because he delighted in me." - Psalm 18:19 A favorite charge against Christians is that they live in a narrow worl read more..

03 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3076

Mom's Phone

Because my mother had a habit of losing her cordless phone, I bought her a phone with a clip on it so she could attach it directly to her belt. A few days later, I walked into my mother's home and fou... read more..

03 Feb

Sermons

Pastor Tim

5761

The Body of Christ

Can you recognize the body of Christ when you see it? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080203.mp3{/audio} read more..

02 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2888

Cleaning Job

Fresh out of high school, I found a job cleaning the elegant home of an older couple. Among other duties, I had to dust their many imported carvings and petrified collectibles, as well as pick up aft... read more..

01 Feb

Shirley Choat

1885

Good Morning 02-02

"When Moses' hands grew tired, they took a stone and put it under him and he sat on it. Aaron and Hur held his hands up, one on one side, one on the other so that his hands remained steady ti read more..

01 Feb

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Shopping Bags

It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing... read more..

01 Feb

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2516

Squirrel Course

Squirrels drive me nuts. I have 2 squirrel stories from my past that have left me with mixed feelings about these rodents. So I am always happy to find people who fight back and make thi read more..