May 2008 - Monthly Archive

31 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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The Chief's Wife

"NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol, Roger Ledding, who is here with his lovely wife, Beverly." The chief took his place at the lectern. "I'm read more..

31 May

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3244

Cooter vs. Sada'am

"Sada'am? This here's Cooter over here in Arkansas. I am callin' long distance to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!" "Well, Cooter," Saddam replied, "This is indeed important n read more..

30 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4983

Proud Grandmother

An elderly, wealthy woman in Florida was boring fellow beachcombers as she bragged on and on about her two remarkable grandchildren.Unable to stand it any longer, a fellow sunbather interrupted her."T... read more..

30 May

Shirley Choat

1388

Good May Morning 5-31-08

"He that hath ears to hear, let him hear." Matt. 11:15 Do we hear the full left and right ear range of God's Word? It is so easy for us to hear the sweet strings of t read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10915

Vulture Catch

First they planned to attract the vultures. After that they'd figure how to catch them. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

24793

Cat With Rat

Why can't we all just get along? ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

8837

Cat Boot

PETA and the SPCA were not inpressed by the fur-lined boots sale. read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

9771

Cat TV

All the cats loved the new TV. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10661

Vacation Needed

At only 3 months old Faye needed a vacation already. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

17865

Cat Volleyball

Felix was drafted for his cat like reflexes. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

11851

Tiger Lie

Tiger Lie ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

16569

Too Tired To Eat

After all, eating is tiring work. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10666

Cat Tobasco

Fluffy quickly found out catnip and tobasco sauce were not a good combination. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

14586

Cat Slump

Morris still can't believe they got a second puppy. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

18407

Cat Spy

Who Could It Be? ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

16635

Super Kitty

Super Kitty ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

11839

Cat Rescue

You should see the mouse they used to catch him! ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

13936

Cat Shooter

Violent video games were having an obvious negative effect on the Johnson kitten. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

23878

Catnip Legalized

Canada's recent move to legalize catnip is having horrible consequences. ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

10705

Cat Paint Dump

Hey baby! Why you feelin' so blue? ... read more..

29 May

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

17701

Cat Pray

Please, please, please, PLEASE, don't buy a puppy! ... read more..

29 May

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5323

Foot Snuggle

On a chilly winter evening, my husband and I were snuggled together on the floor watching television. During a commercial break, he reached over and gave my foot a gentle squeeze."Mmmmm," I said. "Tha... read more..

29 May

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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25th Anniversary of First Sermon

On May 29, 1983, Pastor Tim preached his first sermon at First Baptist Church in Orillia, Ontario. Back then it was the custom at First Baptist to have the youth group take and conduct one evening ser... read more..

29 May

Shirley Choat

1330

Good May Morning 5-29-08

"Be ye doers of the Word and hot hearers only. Do what it says." James 1:22 Do you remember your old record player and we were so excited when it came in High-fi. Fidelity, or faithfuln read more..

Good May morning 5-27-08 continued from Sat.

28 May

Shirley Choat

1303

Good May morning 5-27-08 continued from Sat.

"Your words were found, and I ate them, and Your word was to me the joy and rejoicing of my heart. Jeremiah 15:16 continued from Saturday. I promised to give you three way read more..

28 May

Shirley Choat

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Good May Morning 5-28-08

"Singing and making melody in your heart to the LORD." Eph. 5:19 As I look through the Bible I find bells mentioned only in Exodus 28 and 39 and in read more..