June 2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #150

09 Jun

Uncategorised

Pastor Tim

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Random Quote

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09 Jun

Shirley Choat

1355

Good June Morning 6-10-08

"You are the most excellent of men and your lips have been anointed with grace, since God has blessed you forever." Psalm 45:2 Solomon said, "There is a time to read more..

Rejected Methods of "Successful" Service

08 Jun

Sermons

Pastor Tim

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Rejected Methods of "Successful" Service

There are many methods of doing ministry that should be rejected. Some of these are the same methods that the Apostle Paul refused to use. {/audio}podcast/sm20080608.mp3" href="/podcast/sm20080608.mp... read more..

07 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

10069

Morning Tea

Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little Johnny that a very important bishop was coming and that he would be staying with them. Little Johnny became very e... read more..

07 Jun

Shirley Choat

1357

Good Sunday Morning 6-8-08

FOURTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST &nb read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Dog Calls

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . ."Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.Berna... read more..

06 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6822

Apples for Teachers

There are about 50 million American children enrolled in elementary school and high school. They are taught by a little over 6 million teachers, who earn an average salary of about $42,000 a year. If ... read more..

06 Jun

Shirley Choat

1069

Good June Morning 6-7-08

"The LORD turned and looked upon Peter and Peter went out and wept bitterly. Luke 22:61,62 In Jerusalem, in Galilee, beyond Jordan, wherever Jesus went, His holy eyes were read more..

05 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5941

Drug Store Questions

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way home they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go... read more..

05 Jun

Shirley Choat

1106

Good June Morning 6-6-08

"O Thou that hearest prayer, unto Thee shall all flesh come." Psalm 65:2 It is a noisy world we live in, with TV, radio, cell phones, traffic noises, bells, whistles read more..

04 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5697

Summer Job Hunt

My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my friends, my business associates.Then he asked me to run off 100 copies of his resume, call up the employment agencie... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2912

Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had t... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2964

New Slogans for Federal Agencies

New Slogans for Federal Agencies The National Institute on Aging ..."Celebrating our 39th Year!" The Department of the Interior ..."Oddly, All Our Stuff is Outdoors!" The Internal Revenue Service .... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3044

The Month After New Year's

Twas the month after New Year's, and all through the houseNothing would fit me, not even a blouse.The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd tasteAt the holiday parties had gone to my waist.When I got on... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2733

Divorce Call

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enoug... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2822

Canada Busy Sending Back Bush-dodgers

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The re-election of Presid... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3871

Senile Virus

Just got this in from a reliable source. It seems that there is a virus out there called the Senile Virus that even the most advanced programs from Norton cannot take care of, so be warned. Symptoms... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3158

Argument Ended

A guy was telling his friend that he and his wife had had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees." "What did she say?" ask... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2713

Another Ooops

Dear PearlyGates Subscribers, Well, imagine my surprise at the end of the day, just when I went to send out another day’s posts, that I had a bunch of e-mails concerned about a word in one of my mail... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2874

Because I'm a Man

Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire long after hypothermia has set in. Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare a... read more..

04 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2862

Why I Didn't Show Up For Work

I had twelve bottles of whisky in my cellar, and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each bottle down the sink or else. So I said I would, and proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

17048

Cat Sneeze Guard

The buffet sneeze-guard was cramping Whisker's style. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Bath

FiFi had a love of plumbing, not a fear of water. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Tiger Cage

This wasn't exactly what Nick bargained for when he agreed to change the tiger cage. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Diet

It may have just been the diet, but Shadow was having a hard time not thinking about food. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Slippers 2

That was the day when Buttons stopped sleeping in the window where everyone could see him. ... read more..

04 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

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Cat Yawn 2

Music calms the savage beast. Pastor Tim's sermons? - a slightly different effect. ... read more..

04 Jun

Shirley Choat

1481

Good June Morning 6-5-08

"As for me, I will behold Thy face in righteousness: I shall be satisfied, when I awake, with Thy likeness. Psalm 17:15 Through the years artists have tried to portr read more..

04 Jun

Shirley Choat

1554

Good June Morning 6-4-08

"I am crucified with Christ nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me and the life Which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave read more..

03 Jun

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

17799

Cat Wet

Nobody ever figured out how the dog learned to turn the hose on. ... read more..