August 2008 - Monthly Archive

31 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2888

You Can Count on God's Word

Acts 27 tells the story of Paul becoming shipwrecked on his way to Rome to be presented to Ceasar. God gave Paul very precise and clear messages as to what the passengers needed to do on this doomed v... read more..

30 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4021

Shirt Note

The trendy dresser fancied himself quite a lady-killer, and was delighted to find a note pinned inside a new shirt. It contained a girl's name and address, and asked the recipient to send a photograp... read more..

30 Aug

Shirley Choat

1392

Good AugustSunday Morning 8-31-08

SIXTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Ezekiel 33:7-9 Romans 13:1-10 Matthew 18:15-20 Psalm 95 &nbs... read more..

30 Aug

Shirley Choat

1523

Good August Morning 8-30-08

"Whom say ye that I am?" Luke 9:20 Jesus had taught His twelve disciples less than two years. During that time He had brought the comfort of peace read more..

29 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4355

Dear Dog

Dear Dog,I am so sorry about you being sent to the dog pound for the broken lamp which you did not break; the fish you did not spill; and the carpet that you did not wet; or the wall that you did not ... read more..

29 Aug

Shirley Choat

1355

Good August Morning 8-29-08

"And grieve not the Holy Spirit of God, whereby ye are sealed for the day of redemption." Eph. 4:30. When the Lord presents evidence upon read more..

29 Aug

Shirley Choat

1410

Good August Morning 8-28-08

"Have we not all one Father? Hath not one God created us?" Malachi 2:10 by request With every privilege goes responsibility. The privilege of being read more..

28 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

15507

Cinnamon Rolls

At breakfast one day, I eagerly waited for my husband to comment on my first attempt at homemade cinnamon rolls.After several minutes with no reaction, I asked, "If I baked these commercially, how muc... read more..

27 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7364

Reading Glasses

I took my 5 year old grandson to the optometrist to pick up his new glasses. The glasses were prescribed "to help him read and be able to see the computer better".When we got back home, he got on the ... read more..

27 Aug

Shirley Choat

1375

Good August Morning 8-27-08

"What does it profit, my brethren, though a man say he has faith and have not works? Can faith save him?" James 2:14 by request. The fact that we are save read more..

25 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

8158

Fate

A young pupil asked, "Master, what is fate.""Ah, my son, it is what has brought great nations together. It has made the world a smaller place in which to live. It has inspired men of worth to work end... read more..

25 Aug

Shirley Choat

1425

Good August Morning 8-25-08

"Walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given Himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweet-smelling savor." Eph. 5:2 What a read more..

25 Aug

Shirley Choat

1382

Good August Morning 8-26-08

"Sir, what must I do be saved?" Acts 16:30 Paul and Silas were in prison because of their preaching. They had been beaten cruelly. Yet in the read more..

25 Aug

Shirley Choat

1582

Good August Morning 8-21-08

"As far as the east is from the west, so far hath He removed our transgressions from us." Psalm 103:12 East is entirely and completely removed from the we read more..

24 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2562

You are worth more than many sparrows.

The words from the Lord Jesus in Luke 12 clearly show how God feels about His creation; ``you are worth more than many sparrows``. God places the importance of humans above the rest of creation yet th... read more..

24 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4780

Rustic Dining

As a trail guide in a national park, Danny ate with the rest of the seasonal staff in a rustic dining hall, where the food left something to be desired. When they were finished with their meals, they ... read more..

24 Aug

Shirley Choat

1536

Good August Sunday Morning 8-24-08

FIFTEENTSUNDAY AFTER PENTECOSTThis is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.Jeremiah 15:15-21Romans 12:1-8Matthew 16:21-26Psalm 114Most of us want to find ourselves and to disco... read more..

22 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4888

Dog Growth

A distraught dog owner called his vet pleading for an immediate appointment. He explained that his dog had a large growth or swelling near the corner of its mouth. The vet told him to bring the ... read more..

22 Aug

Shirley Choat

1447

Good August Morning 8-23-08

"A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." Luke 12:15 requested.What are people talking about these days? "Things" Listen to the read more..

21 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4138

Store Safety

While attending college, I worked evenings at a retail store. On slow nights my co-worker Susan would often sing along with the radio while we did paperwork or restocked merchandise.One evening as the... read more..

21 Aug

Shirley Choat

1359

Good August Morning 9-22-08

"I delight to do Thy will, O My God." Psalm 40:8 These words are a prophetic message on the part of our blessed LORD through the mouth of His servant Davi read more..

20 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4889

Fax Hint

As a professor at the Air Force Institute of Technology, I taught a series of popular courses on software engineering. The program was highly competitive and difficult to get into, but one student mad... read more..

20 Aug

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3062

Water Painting

You should maybe go to washroom before watching this video as it may have the same effect on you that staring at fire before bedtime has on others after they go to sleep. The good folks at Canal City... read more..

19 Aug

Shirley Choat

441

Good August Morning 8-19-08

"Be not overcome of evil, but overcome evil with good." Romans 12:21 We often rebel against things which irritate us, but these very things may become the read more..

19 Aug

Shirley Choat

957

Good August Morning 8-16-08

HYMN- Count Your Many Blessings "Blessed be the LORD, who daily loadeth us with benefits, even the God of our salvation. Psalm 68:19 Read the entire 68 ... read more..

19 Aug

Shirley Choat

1350

Good August Sunday Morning 8-17-08

FOURTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOSTThis is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Exodus 6:2-8 Romans 11:33-36 Matthew 16:13-20 Psalm 95 &... read more..

19 Aug

Shirley Choat

1365

Good August Morning 8-20-08

"Then flew one of the seraphims unto me, having a live coal in his hands, which he had taken with the tongs from off the altar; and he laid it upon my mouth and said: "Lo this hath touched t read more..

17 Aug

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2582

Who speaks for God?

There seems to be a never ending supply of people who think they speak for God. The bible clearly helps us to discern who can speak with God's authority in our lives. {audio}podcast/sm20080817.mp3"> L... read more..

17 Aug

Shirley Choat

724

Good August Morning 8-18-08

"Ask for the old paths and walk therein, and you shall find rest for your souls." Jeremiah 6:16 Jeremiah meant the old paths of faith in which the fathers read more..

16 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5667

Ask Jeeves

My 50-something friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular "Ask Jeeves" site, and we told her it could answer any questi... read more..