November 2008 - Monthly Archive

25 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5285

Bank Line

With only two tellers working at the bank, the line I was standing in was moving very slowly. As I waited, I began to fill in my withdrawal slip. Not sure of the date, I turned and asked the woman beh... read more..

24 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

7586

Prescription Labels

A pharmacy major was taking a course in Dispensing. One day they were discussing the various labels affixed to prescription containers, such as, "Take with food," and "Take with water."At the end of c... read more..

23 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2472

Help Yourself - Respect Your Leaders

We help ourselves when we respect the leaders God has given us. {audio}podcast/sm20081123.mp3{/audio}... read more..

23 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4620

$50 Question

A scientist and a poet were traveling in the same compartment on a train. They had never met before, so naturally there wasn't much conversation between the two.The poet was minding his own business, ... read more..

16 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2321

Krinkled Gifts

God blesses us by using others in our lives. Honor Him by honoring them - even if they come in imperfect wrapping. {audio}podcast/sm20081116.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1527

Good Morning Thoughts 10-5-08

TWENTY-FIRST SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Deuteronomy 34:1-12 Philippians 4:1-9 Matthew 22:1-10 Psalm 135:1-14 ... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1352

Good Morning Thoughts 10-7-08

When a man is gloomy, everything seems to go wrong; when he is cheerful, everything seems right! Prov. 15:15Click on the link below to enjoy an Autumn Greetinghttp://llerrah.com/dreams.htm... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1524

Good Morning Thoughts 10-7-08

When a man is gloomy, everything seems to go wrong; when he is cheerful, everything seems right! Prov. 15:15What world is filled with so much good, Little things that bring us pleasure, Bu... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1509

Good Morning Thoughts 10-8-08

GOOD MORNING ! "Delight yourself in the LORD and He will give you the desires of your heart." Psalm 37:4Oh LORD I cast my care on Thee, I triumph and adore; Hencforth read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1702

Good Morning Thoughts 10-9-08

"I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me." Phil 3:14. The important thing in this world is not where we stand, but in what direction we move. Onward and upwar read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1629

Good Morning Thoughts 10-11-08

I will be out of town a couple of days. Hold emails till Monday, Thanks. "If anyone among you does not bridle his tongue, this one's religion is useless." James 1:26 MAY ... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1643

Good Morning Thoughts 10-13-08

While in the quiet of my room, at the hospital this last weekend, Faith came singing into my room And other guests took flight. Grief, anxiety, fear and gloom, Sped out into the night. &n... read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

570

Good Morning Thoughts 10-15-08

"God has given each of you some special abilities; be sure to use them to help each other, passing on to others God's many kinds of blessings. 1 Peter 4:10 Every talent that I read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

1549

Good Morning Thoughts 10-16-08

http://llerrah.com/hereiamlord.htm What does the LORD require of you?to act justlyto love me read more..

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

829

Good Morning Thoughts 10-17-08

"If we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus Christ His Son cleanseth us from all sin." 1 John 1:7 &nbs read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4789

Quiz Query

My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she announced, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."That's when her little brother piped up, saying, "Are you ... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4910

Nice Boyfriend

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.Later, the parents pul... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

25868

Yellowbrick Election

This bi-partisan message is brought to you by everyone who is happy that the 2008 US election has reached the end of the yellow brick road. Actually, the Wizard of Oz is a great metaphor for voters e... read more..

02 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2635

Jesus is Coming

Jesus is coming. Be ready. Be comforted. {audio}podcast/sm20081102.mp3" target="_blank" class="jce_file{/audio} ... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4660

Note From Judge

During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call someone." Understandably alarmed, the clerk called for help before whi... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

23143

Apathy Party

Don't be a member of this party. Exercise your right to vote - if they'll let you. ... read more..