Monthly Archive

I've said it before and I'll say it again: "Won't somebody do something about the Raelians?!" ... read more..

Moose had heard thatlife in the country was hard,but he never imagined anything like this! ... read more..

Clyde was planning the last laugh -a present in the middle of the living room.  ... read more..

Ah yes . . . . There's nothing like a kissthat lingers on your lips. ... read more..

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Two more days untilthe vet removed that growth off of Rex. ... read more..

Long after the pussy willow,botanists have discovered the dogboo plant. ... read more..

Why can't we all just get along?  ... read more..

Rover could tell the toddler yearswere going to be difficult! ... read more..

I am so going to make a mess on your rug for doing this to me! ... read more..

Office Pranks for the Summer1. Go into MS Word or similar program on co-worker's computer, and add an entry to the AutoCorrect feature. This is a very simple prank that will send the novice user into ... read more..

There were two old guys, Abe and Ken, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just like they did every day. Abe turns to Ken and says, "Do you think there's baseball i... read more..

Why you shouldn't respond to chain messages.If you send this message off to 20 people within the next 4 days, and each of them send this letter off to 20 other people within 4 days...In 40 days, appro... read more..

Today on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall." It actually read "Beef Recall." The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States.  Mad cow diseas... read more..

A Texan, trying to impress a Bostonian with tales about the heroes of the Alamo, said, "I'll bet you never had anyone so brave around Boston." "Ever hear of Paul Revere?" asked the Bostonian. "Paul ... read more..

At an annual Bosses Night dinner for Helena, Montana, lawyers, sponsored by legal secretaries, it was time to announce the Boss of  the Year.The master of ceremonies began: "First of all, our winner i... read more..

First of all, let's be clear and state that metronomes are not really short people who live in a large city.  They are clicky things that help you to keep track of the time while you are playing ... read more..

Needless to say . . . . .Rex did not like vet visits. ... read more..

McDuff rolled his own. ... read more..

I don't believe we've been introduced. ... read more..

Rex was so not into this! ... read more..

With the kids back in school, Fido had the first chance to rest in months! ... read more..

What were you expecting - Santa? ... read more..

Now you know why he named his dog "Evinrude". ... read more..

This was bound to happen once ALPO let it's taste testers telecommute! ... read more..

The extended warrantee on your laptop does not cover this. ... read more..

Needless to say, Sparky was not thrilledwith how the decorationg was going. ... read more..

The Raelians are at it again! ... read more..

A new breed has been found:The Lazy Husband Dog! ... read more..

The sprinkler running in the backgroundisn't helping anything either.  ... read more..