2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #30

07 Nov

Shirley Choat

812

Good Morning Thoughts 10-17-08

"If we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus Christ His Son cleanseth us from all sin." 1 John 1:7 &nbs read more..

04 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4752

Quiz Query

My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she announced, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."That's when her little brother piped up, saying, "Are you ... read more..

03 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4893

Nice Boyfriend

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.Later, the parents pul... read more..

03 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

25853

Yellowbrick Election

This bi-partisan message is brought to you by everyone who is happy that the 2008 US election has reached the end of the yellow brick road. Actually, the Wizard of Oz is a great metaphor for voters e... read more..

02 Nov

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2618

Jesus is Coming

Jesus is coming. Be ready. Be comforted. {audio}podcast/sm20081102.mp3" target="_blank" class="jce_file{/audio} ... read more..

01 Nov

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4643

Note From Judge

During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call someone." Understandably alarmed, the clerk called for help before whi... read more..

01 Nov

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

23125

Apathy Party

Don't be a member of this party. Exercise your right to vote - if they'll let you. ... read more..

31 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4584

Committee Praise

The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship committee stood to go to the church hall and prepare snacks for the congregation. Seeing them rise, Pastor Mike, ... read more..

30 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4862

Computer One-liners - Part 3

Computer One-liners - Part 3Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.Programming is an art form that fights back.RAM disk is not an installation procedure.Real programs don't eat cache.Rem... read more..

27 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4510

Sick Call

Mr. Frobisher constantly called Dr. Wilson at all hours of the day and night and would then keep him on the phone with a litany of imagined ailments. Finally the doctor could take it no longer. "Lis... read more..

27 Oct

Misc

Paul Wayne Foltz DD

3278

Rough Times are Coming....

Not only is a financial crisis looming over our Country, but times of persecution are coming for Christians. If the fairness doctrine is reinstated all christian programs will be removed from the TV, ... read more..

20 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4729

Computer One-liners - Part 2

Computer One-liners - Part 2ISDN: I Still Don't kNowISDN: Idiot Services you Don't NeedIt said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.Manual Writer's Creed... read more..

19 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2496

Safe Asleep

Jesus is taking care of - and will take care of - those who trust in Him and die before He comes again. {audio}podcast/sm20081019.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Finding Longitude and Latitude on Google Maps

16 Oct

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

4326

Finding Longitude and Latitude on Google Maps

GoogleMaps is great for looking up the location of places, but if you want to know the longitude and latitude of the place you are looking for, there is no obvious way to gather that info. However, t... read more..

16 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5104

Politcal Quotes

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "If Lincoln were alive today, read more..

14 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4493

Pants Dilemma

A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.""Forget... read more..

13 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5288

Late Arrival

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"He replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"... read more..

12 Oct

Thanksgiving

Pastor Tim

2961

Be Thankful for Little

When you have little to be thankful for, be thankful for little. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20081012.mp3{/audio}... read more..

11 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4657

Cake Question

While working at Baskin-Robbins, I helped a woman, who was full of questions about the flavors and types available, pick out an ice-cream cake.As I was boxing it up for her, she had one last question:... read more..

10 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

13520

Computer One-liners - Part 1

Computer One-liners - Part 1Hard Disk space: the final frontier!Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb ... read more..

08 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5357

Mr. Scwartz

Mr. Schwartz was the oldest of 7 children, so he had to quit school and work to help support his younger brothers and sisters. He never learned to read, so when he married and started a checking accou... read more..

06 Oct

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

5367

This Little Piggy-Bank Went to Market

In our house, we have a saying. "A penny saved is a borderline miracle." Like most people, we find it very difficult to save when it comes to money. We have in the dark recesses of our back bedroom cl... read more..

05 Oct

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2584

Press On

Keep pressing on with the things God has made you good at. {audio}podcast/sm20081005.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1458

Good SeptemberMorning 9-26-08

"If you love them which love you, what reward have you? Do not even the publicans the same?" The test of love is not in loving our friends as that would b read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1488

Good September Morning 28-08

TWENTIETH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isa. 5:1-7 also Num. 27:12-23 Phil. 3:12-21 Matthew 21:33-43 Psalm 81:1-10 &nbs... read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1435

Good September Morning 9-27-08

"Are not Abana and Pharpar, rivers of Damascus, better than all the waters of Israel? May I not wash in them and be clean?" 2 Kings 5:12 Naaman, the Syria read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1432

Good September Morning 9-29-08

"What thinkest Thou? Is it lawful to give tribute to Caesar or not? Matthew 22:15-22 The Pharisees hated Jesus because His teaching of forgiveness by grace was read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1487

Good September Morning 9-30-08

"How can a man be born when he is old?" John 3:1-17 Nicodemus was one of the few Pharisees to be attracted by Jesus' teachings and miracles. During an ear read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1580

Good Oct. Morning 10-1-08

"What manner of Man is this, that even the wind and the sea obey Him?" Mark 4:35-41 Jesus and His disciples were in a small boat on the Sea of Galilee, and it was night. A read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1612

Good Oct. Morning 10-2-08

"LORD, how often shall my brother sin against me and I forgive him? Till seven times?" Matthew 18:21-35 It may be that the Apostle Peter had been read more..