2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #60

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1569

Good Oct. Morning 10-3-08

"Whom shall I send, and who will go for us?" Isaiah 6:8 God has given His children various commands, such as "Go, and teach all nations," Preach read more..

03 Oct

Shirley Choat

1598

Good Oct. Morning 10-4-08

"What has thou that thou did not receive? Now, if thou did receive it, why does thou glory as if thou had not received it?" 1 Cor. 4:7 This is a great ver read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5783

Government Pipe Specifications

1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centered around the hole.2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes of different length than read more..

01 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6052

Family Dinner

Family dinner was an enjoyable weekly ritual for us. Although my Mother was in her late 80's she certainly still had the ability to clearly say what was on her mind.This was the first dinner on my sis... read more..

01 Oct

Misc

Teresa hauber

2925

Loving the fall ...

It is so nice to have the summer behind us..The only thing I miss is going out to the pool for a few minutes in the afternoon.Brrr,,,tried it once but man it is tooo cold..I have been so busy lately w... read more..

25 Sep

Shirley Choat

1487

Good September Morning 9-25-08

"What is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul?" Matthew 16:26 A Christ read more..

23 Sep

Shirley Choat

1285

Good September Morning 9-23-08

"Pilate said unto him, Art thou a King then? Jesus answered, Thou sayest that I am a King. To this end was I born, and for this cause I came into the world, that I should bear witness u read more..

23 Sep

Shirley Choat

1446

Good September Morning 9-24-08

"If Thou, LORD, shouldest mark iniquities, O LORD who shall stand?" Psalm 130:3 The Pharisees objected to Jesus' dealing with sinners. At times they grumb read more..

22 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4793

Power Lesson

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?"One child blurted ... read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

607

Good September Morning 9-15-08

James 5:19-20 (NLT) My dear brothers and sisters, if anyone among you wanders away from the truth and is brought back again, you can be sure that the one who brings that person back will save tha... read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

643

Good September Morning 9-16-08

"Cast away from you all your transgressions, whereby you have trangressed; and make you a new heart and a new spirit: for why will you die, O house of Israel?" Exekiel 18:31 &nbs read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

1415

Good September Morning 9-17-08

would like you all to click on this link and enjoy the pictures and music. If you like it let me know and I will send you more. http://worriersanonymous.org/Share/Trueprayer.ht read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

658

Good September Morning 9-19-08

"What, could you not watch with Me one hour?" Matthew 26:40 Jesus' suffering had begun in the Garden of Gethsemane. He chose three of His disciples to be near Him i read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

1321

Good September Morning 9-19-08

"Why should it be thought a thing incredible with you that God should raise the dead?" Acts 26:8 During His public ministry, as far as we know, Jesus read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

1428

Good September Morning 9-20-08

"Who is my neighbor?" Luke 10:29 A Pharisee lawyer asked Jesus what he must do to inherit eternal life. He had asked in good faith, for Scripture expressl read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

1347

Good Sept, Sunday Morning 9-21-08

NINETEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST &nbs... read more..

22 Sep

Shirley Choat

1268

Good September Morning 9-22-08

"What? Shall we receive good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive evil?" Job 2:1-10 Not many people have gone through trials and suffering like Jo read more..

21 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2740

My Body is God's Body

Having entrusted our lives to Jesus and begun our walk with him, God calls us to live for Him more and more. How we conduct ourselves sexually is part of this calling and the claim He has on us. {au... read more..

14 Sep

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2922

Don't Think About Pink Flamingos

We are bombarded by images of sexual desire all around us and thoughts of temptation enter our minds whether we want them or not. In this second part of Pastor Tim's message on sex we see just how fut... read more..

14 Sep

Shirley Choat

1463

Good September Morning 9-12-08

" Is anything too hard for the LORD?" Genesis 18:14 Abraham had entertained three men, one of whom was the LORD. Then the LORD promised Abraham and Sarah read more..

14 Sep

Shirley Choat

1407

Good September Morning 9-13-08

BY GRACE ALONE "Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own? Is thine eye evil because I am good?" Matthew 20:1-16 (15) A man had hired... read more..

14 Sep

Shirley Choat

1311

Good September Sunday Morning 9-14-08

EIGHTEENTH SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 55;6-9 Phil. 1:1-5,19-27 Matthew 20:1-16 Psalm 106:7,8 &nbs... read more..

13 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4565

Sister Repair

My sister has the courage, but not always the skills, to tackle any home repair project. For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4174

Newborn Utterance

The birth of our second child, a daughter, came after a long and difficult labor. But it was definitely worth it when our beautiful little girl emerged, perfect in every way.Later, in my room, my husb... read more..

12 Sep

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

5072

The Front Fell Off

I don't know what the funniest thing about this video is - the material itself or that it's so nonsensical that it's hard to see if this is an interview with a real politician or not.Of course it's no... read more..

10 Sep

Shirley Choat

1165

Good September Morning 9-9-08

"What shall we say, then? Shall we continue in sin that grace may abound?" Romans 6:1-4 by request. Evangelical Christians are sometimes accused of read more..

10 Sep

Shirley Choat

1351

Good September Morning 9-10-08

"Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness: and what communion hath light with darkness?" 2 Corinthians 6:14 (by read more..

09 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4482

First Day Answer

The child comes home from his first day at school. His Mother asks, "Well, what did you learn today?"The kid replies, "Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow."... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5595

Locked Out

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberA goober notices that she's low on gas so she stops at the ga... read more..

08 Sep

Shirley Choat

1387

Good September Morning 9-8-08

"What shall I do, then, with Jesus, which is called Christ?" Matthew 27:19-28 Pontius Pilate did not know what to do. He had placed Jesus and Barabbas, a criminal, before t read more..