2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #630

20 Apr

Shirley Choat

2385

Good Morning 04-20

FIFTH SUNDAY OF EASTER This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Acts 17:1-15 1 Peter 2:4-10 John 14:1-14 Psalm 31:1-8 (Several of you commented tha... read more..

19 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6653

Kids' Letters to the President

Dear Mr. President: How much money does the president make? Could you please write and tell me because if it isn't enough money then I will become a dentist. --Timothy U., age 7 Jamestown, NY When wil... read more..

19 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

4063

A Tribute to the Common Germ

I recently heard a report suggesting that an absolutely sterile world would not be a healthy world. According to the report, some germs play an important part in maintaining a healthy environment. read more..

19 Apr

Shirley Choat

2306

Good Morning 04-19

"The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full." - John 10:10 ( This is the last in this series) Jesus closes t read more..

17 Apr

Shirley Choat

2322

Good Morning 04-18

"I am the gate for the sheep. All who ever came before Me were thieves and robbers, but the sheep did not listen to them. I am the gate; whoever enters through Me will be saved. He will come read more..

17 Apr

Shirley Choat

2258

Good Morning 04-17

"Jesus used this figure of speech, but they did not understand what He was telling them. Therefore Jesus said again, "I tell you the truth. I am the gate for the sheep." - John 10: read more..

16 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2992

Air Boss

Activated from the Army Reserves for a joint service Arctic exercise, I was assigned to the air reconnaissance section.Although I had recently been promoted, I was feeling rusty, and wanted to get sta... read more..

15 Apr

Shirley Choat

2260

Good Morning 04-16

"When He has brought out all His own, He goes on ahead of them, and His sheep follow Him because they know His voice. But they will never follow a stranger; in fact, they will run away from him read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5804

Deacon's Minutes

The newly elected secretary for the Deacon Board at church submitted this report:October the something Deacon's meetingPresent was most of the deacons; one was absent.Chairman Tad asked Luke to say so... read more..

14 Apr

Shirley Choat

2304

Good Morning 04-15

"The watchman opens the gate for Him, and the sheep listen to His voice. He calls His own sheep by name and leads them out." - John 10:3 A common complaint today is that with the c read more..

14 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3064

One Hard Question

There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progre... read more..

Why are powerful men drawn to prostitution?

14 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

6258

Why are powerful men drawn to prostitution?

As an observer of the human scene for... say quite a few years... I have come to one amazing conclusion. Some people are born stupid, while others have to spend years at a college or university to read more..

14 Apr

Shirley Choat

2197

Good Morning 04-14

"The man who enters by the gate is the shepherd of the sheep." - John 10:2 Yesterday we considered how vulnerable sheep are to the predator on the outside of the sheep pen. We wer read more..

13 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6375

New Passport Photo

Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old passport and the new picture to the clerk, I sighed. "I like the original better," I told her."Trust me," she sa... read more..

13 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3632

Work Produced by Faith

Many people put their trust in good works to grease the rails with God, but works can never earn forgiveness for us. However, make no mistake! Good works are a key part of following Jesus and God'... read more..

12 Apr

Shirley Choat

2054

Good Morning 04-13

FOURTH SUNDAY OF EASTER (Good Shepherd Sunday) This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Acts 2:42-47 1 Peter 2:19-25 John 10:1-10 (1) Psalm 23 read more..

12 Apr

Shirley Choat

2050

Good Morning 04-12

"How long halt you between two opinions? If the LORD be God, follow Him; but if Baal, then follow him." - 1 Kings 18:21 "No man can serve two masters." - Matthew 6:24 read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3361

Flight Observation

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant."I'm sorr... read more..

11 Apr

Shirley Choat

2081

Good Morning 04-11

"It is sown a natural body, it is raised a spiritual body." - 1 Corinthians 15:44 Last autumn I planted some bulbs, but nothing I planted looked particularly healthy. But I have n read more..

10 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2826

Starting To Date

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?"Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm arou... read more..

09 Apr

Shirley Choat

1887

Good Morning 04-10

Do Not Enter The Battle Unprepared Too many of My people are running to the front lines of spiritual warfare before they have been prepared for the battle. Then they are wounded, and the read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2952

First I Got

Elmer says, "First, I got tonsillitis, followed by appendicitis and pneumonia. After that I got erysipelas with hemachromatosis. Following that I got poliomyelitis and finally ended up with neuritis. ... read more..

08 Apr

Shirley Choat

1885

Good Morning 04-09

"You are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid." Matthew 5:14 and Ephesians 5:8 Have you ever wondered what went through the minds of the disciples when J read more..

08 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3937

Transcribing Confusion

We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came upon the following garbled diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry."Knowing nothing about that particular conditio... read more..

08 Apr

Games

Pastor Tim

34314

Random Defence 2

Here by special request for Bryce. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

08 Apr

Games

Pastor Tim

64137

Random Defence

Here by special request for Phill B. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ... read more..

07 Apr

Shirley Choat

1878

Good Morning 04-08

"A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth." - Luke 12:15 The pursuit of possessions continues to be one of the most powerful motivations th read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2699

Analytical Gunfighters

Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw their weapons.One says: "Don't MOVE, or I'll fill you full of 98% Lead, 1% Antimony, 0.98% Cobalt, and 0.02% eleme... read more..

06 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3585

Approval Letter

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, Dewey mailed off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer.Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the... read more..

06 Apr

Shirley Choat

1887

Good Morning 04-06

THIRD SUNDAY OF EASTER Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Acts 2:14, 36-47 1 Peter 1:17-21 Luke 24:13-3 read more..