2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #660

05 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5220

Leaky Pipe

A lady answered her front door to find a plumber standing there. "I'm here to fix the leaky pipe," he announced."I didn't call a plumber," said the lady."What?" huffed the plumber. "Aren't you Mrs. Fr... read more..

03 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2951

Mechanic Applicant

A man is applying for a job as mechanic that he really wants to get.The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?"The mechanic nods, confused."Can you play lig... read more..

03 Apr

Shirley Choat

1943

Good Morning 04-03

"Exhort one another daily, while it is called today, lest any of you be hardened through the deceitfulness of sin." - Hebrews 3:13 Today in Heb. 3:13 we read: "Encourage one read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2886

Dewey Check

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew, Dewey, having a snack."Where's your mother?" I asked."She said she was going to have a shower. Just a second, I'll see."Dewey went to the kitchen... read more..

01 Apr

Shirley Choat

1946

Good Morning 04-02

"He that sits in the heavens shall laugh; the LORD shall hold them in derision." - Psalm 2:4-12 In this Psalm we are told about some wicked leaders who thought they could succes read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3048

Blind Date Slap

An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset."What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked."I had to sla... read more..

31 Mar

Shirley Choat

1980

Good Morning 04-01

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! "Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil." - Ephesians 6:11 St. Paul t read more..

31 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3051

Paul Top Ten

TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys9. Visit WebMD.com about t... read more..

30 Mar

Shirley Choat

1833

Good Morning 03-31

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! "He that winneth souls is wise." - Proverbs 11:30 Our greatest business on earth as Christians is the building of the Kin read more..

30 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3014

1-800-45TEACH

A high school senior, saw an inspirational advertisement on television about becoming a teacher. She called the number shown: 1-800-45TEACH. After a woman answered, the student babbled on about how sh... read more..

30 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3609

Model Believers

The followers of Jesus living in Thessalonika were models to Christians all over the world and are to us - especially when we need to regain our sense of assurance that God truly has saved us. {audio... read more..

29 Mar

Shirley Choat

1973

Good Morning 03-30

THE SECOND SUNDAY OF EASTER Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Acts 2:14, 22-32 1 Peter 1:3-9 Joh... read more..

29 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3463

Kitten Revival

A mother looked out a window and saw Johnny playing church with their three kittens. He had them lined up and was preaching to them. The mother turned around to do some work.A while later she heard me... read more..

28 Mar

Shirley Choat

1949

Good Morning 03-29

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! "Be glad in the LORD, and rejoice, ye righteous; and shout for joy, all ye that are upright in heart." - Psalm 32:11 What read more..

28 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3035

Overdue Rent

Walpole had lived in his loft for six months, and by now it was filled with the paintings he had created. He worked day and night, stopping only occasionally for something to eat.He thought little abo... read more..

28 Mar

Shirley Choat

2056

Good Morning 03-28

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! "He which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death and shall hide a multitude of sins." - James read more..

27 Mar

Shirley Choat

1841

Good Morning 03-27

Christ is risen! He is risen indeed! Alleluia! "If our heart condemn us, God is greater than our heart and knoweth all things. Beloved, if our heart condemn us not, then have we conf read more..

26 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3198

New Apartment

A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions."Professionally employed?" he asked. "We're a military family," the wife answere... read more..

25 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2959

Cadet Sign

When my brother was a cadet at the U.S. Air Force Academy, there was an overhead walkway with a sign reading "Bring Me Men."As my parents were touring the grounds during Parents' Weekend, they could t... read more..

24 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2816

Fan Help

Although I have three sons, it was always my daughter who helped me with chores around the house.One day we decided to install ceiling fans in the bedrooms. We thought it would take about an hour, bu... read more..

24 Mar

Shirley Choat

2175

Good Morning 03-24

"So the soldiers took the money and did as they were instructed. And this story has been widely circulated among the Jews to this very day." - Matthew 28:11-15 Easter is a big p read more..

23 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3313

Found Wallet

While shopping in a supermarket in Washington, D.C., I heard over the PA system:"A wallet containing a large sum of money was found, but it contains no ID. Will those laying claim to it please form a ... read more..

23 Mar

Easter

Pastor Tim

5437

Powerless Wondering

Though what God is doing around us may cause us to wonder, let's not stay in that wonder and miss the power of God for our lives. Listen Here: {audio}podcast/sm20080323.mp3{/audio}... read more..

23 Mar

Shirley Choat

2144

Good Morning 03-23

"Christ is risen! He is risen indeed!--This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it." OT Lesson: Isaiah 25:6-9 Epistle: 1 Cor. 15:1-11 Gospel: John 20:1- read more..

22 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3054

Sarahella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant th... read more..

21 Mar

Shirley Choat

2247

Good Morning 03-22

PREPARATION AS THE GROUND TESTIFIES TO OUR KING'S VICTORY. Read Matthew 27:51,52 Can we rescue at least part of this day to prepare the altars of our hearts as well as the chancels of our read more..

20 Mar

Shirley Choat

2086

Good Morning 03-21

"When they were come to the place, which is called Calvary, there they crucified Him." Luke 23,33 Tonight we go to Golgotha to see with our own eyes what happened at the crucifi read more..

20 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3793

It's Good Friday, but Sunday's a comin’

For those who follow the church calendar Good Friday is a special day. It is one of the high religious days among many Christians. Personally, I think it is a good one to remember and celebrate. Ove read more..

19 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3058

Wallet Tip

Leaving a plush night club one evening, a miserly gentleman walked past the doorman without tipping him.Never the less, the doorman helped the man into a taxi with a flourish and said pleasantly, "By ... read more..

19 Mar

Shirley Choat

2588

Good Morning 03-19

"Whoever believes in Him is not comdemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son." - John 3:18 read more..