2008 - Monthly Archive - Results from #780

18 Jan

Shirley Choat

1804

Good Morning 01-18

"Therefore his sisters sent unto Him, saying, LORD, behold, he whom Thou lovest is sick." - John 11:3 We find it strange that Jesus had been an intimate friend of the family an read more..

17 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2793

After every flight, pilots fill out a form (called a "gripe sheet," at some airlines) which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs... read more..

17 Jan

Shirley Choat

1869

Good Morning 01-17

"So the spirit took me up and brought me into the inner court; and behold, the glory of the LORD filled the temple." - Ezekiel 43:5 When the tabernacle in the wilderness was com read more..

16 Jan

Shirley Choat

1871

Good Morning 01-16

"I will praise Thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Marvelous are Thy works and that my soul knoweth right well." - Psalm 139:14 Epiphany places a tremendou read more..

15 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2692

Filler

Here's a really fun game that has the same goal I had in college - to reach about 67%. The instructions on how to play are below. See how well you can do in the 5 minutes you have to pla read more..

14 Jan

Shirley Choat

Pastor Tim

1887

Good Morning 01-15

This devotion is by request: It was my confirmation verse. "I beseech you, therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable read more..

14 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2723

Kitchen Help

The wife was busy frying eggs, when her husband came home. He walked into the kitchen and immediately started yelling. "CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL! MORE OIL! TURN THEM! TURN THEM NOW! WE NEED MORE OIL! THEY A... read more..

14 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2750

Aging Blues

With the passing of time new challenges come to life. There isn't much we can do about it but at least one thing we can do is laugh at our senior moments. Here's a fun song for senior citizens read more..

13 Jan

Shirley Choat

2099

Good Morning 01-14

"Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you and persecute you." - Matthew 5:44 You might ask, &qu read more..

13 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

4186

Certainly Not Them!

Some people just give us the feeling that there is no hope for them in life. Others just rub us the wrong way and we can't even be bothered to hope for them. In both cases it's important to read more..

12 Jan

Shirley Choat

2048

Good Morning 01-13

THE BAPTISM OF OUR LORD This is day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 42:1-7 Acts 10:34-38 Matthew 3:13-17 Psalm 45:7-9 -Jesus' baptism marked the be read more..

12 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2674

Walk-in Scream

A woman went to a walk-in clinic, where she was seen by a young, new doctor. After about three minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.She burst out, screaming as she ran... read more..

12 Jan

Shirley Choat

1906

Good Morning 01-12

"We have not followed cunningly devised fables when we made known unto you the power and coming of our LORD Jesus Christ, but were eyewitnesses of His majesty." - 2 Peter 1:16 read more..

11 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2945

Change is the Operative Word

I had just finished reading a good book and was putting it back onto the shelf when the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage came in the front door. The door slammed shut and I heard her declare, &l read more..

10 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2891

Failing Eyesight

An older lady was expecting a gentleman friend to call on her later in the day. She was nervous because her eyesight was failing and was afraid her friend might reject her because she was less than pe... read more..

09 Jan

Shirley Choat

1894

Good Morning 01-10

"I came to the exiles who lived at Tel Abib near the Kebar River. And there, where they were living, I sat among them for seven day, overwhelmed." - Ezekiel 3:15 Ezekiel sat qu read more..

09 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3381

Human Tetris 5

Ok, this one had me laughing in tears towards the end. I think the fix was in for the blue team. But then again, controversy has always followed the human tetris sporting industry hasn't read more..

09 Jan

Shirley Choat

1665

Good Morning 01-09

"And Nathanael said unto him, Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth?" - John 1:46 This question was asked by Nathanael, a man whom Jesus Himself described as being witho read more..

08 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2476

Window Seats

At the airport check-in counter, I overheard a woman ask for window seats for both herself and her husband.The clerk pointed out that this would prevent them from sitting together."Sweetie," the woman... read more..

08 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2457

Crosswalk Caper

Yes, people are strange - especially when they go through elaborate planning and scheming to pull off a great practical joke like this. I guess nobody told these people to not play on the road. read more..

08 Jan

Shirley Choat

1945

Good Morning 01-08

"O God, You are my God: early will I seek Thee: my soul is thirsty for Thee, my flesh longs for Thee in this dry and thirsty land where there is no water." - Psalms 63:1 read more..

07 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2550

Location Question

Tiring of the same old buzz cut from the base barber at Fort Dix, New Jersey, I went into town to get my haircut. The hairdresser noticed my accent and asked where I was from. "Trinidad," I said."Is t... read more..

07 Jan

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2579

Clapping Record

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Clap and they will probably do the same - that is of course if you are clapping slow enough for them to keep up. Kent "Toast" French read more..

07 Jan

Shirley Choat

1794

Good Morning 01-07

"I thank my God upon every remembrance of you, always in every prayer of mine for you all making request with joy for your fellowship in the Gospel of this very thing that He which hath read more..

Welcome To 2008: The Year Of The Party Animal

07 Jan

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3644

Welcome To 2008: The Year Of The Party Animal

Another great season of parties has just passed and I was reflecting on how great it was for all this nonsense to be over until next year. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a party as well as the next o read more..

06 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2841

Audi Alteram Parten

During a Law course class, the 'Audi Alteram Parten' rule was explained. Translated it means "To hear the other party" After discussing the subject at great length, the lecturer asked if anyone didn't... read more..

The Power of a Personal Relationship With the Living God

06 Jan

Sermons

Pastor Tim

3767

The Power of a Personal Relationship With the Living God

Having a personal relationship with the living God means powerful things for our lives. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20080106.mp3{/audio} read more..

05 Jan

Shirley Choat

1834

Good Morning 01-06

This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it. Isaiah 60:1-6 Ephesians 3:2-12 Matthew 2:1-12 Psalm 72 During the Christmas season, God appears as man. Dur read more..

05 Jan

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

2583

Patient Problem

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session."I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginn... read more..

04 Jan

Shirley Choat

1817

Good Morning 01-05

"and what does the Lord require of you but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with your God?" - Micah 6:8 If I were to challenge the most prominent “voices&rdq read more..