March 2009 - Monthly Archive

29 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2158

Melchizedek Mystery

The meeting of Melchizedek and Abram reminds us that God wants to be with us today. {audio}podcast/sm20090329.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

28 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2622

The Exquisite Art of Shutting Up

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22 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2302

Many would be surprised if they really knew how God wants us to treat those around us who have rejected Him. Abram's treatment of the Kings of Sodom and Gomorrah is our example to follow. {audio}podc... read more..

21 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2805

A Stimulus Plan from the Parsonage

After several quality moments in deep thought, I have concluded that being an American is a very taxing occupation. Of course, we have to give it to our government (and boy would I li read more..

20 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2609

Cantina Band from Star Wars on Harp

I could never really put my finger on what was missing in Star Wars but now I know - harps! That's all I'll say because I know nobody wants me to harp on and on about it. ... read more..

Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

18 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5810

Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

Emboldened by their success in declaring Pluto not a planet, the International Astronomical Union determined this week by a close vote that February is too short to be considered a true month. It has,... read more..

17 Mar

The Spur

Marcia Lee Laycock

3713

Letting Lucy Lead

I've just returned from four days on the road, traveling to various communities and speaking to Christian women's groups. Three of those engagements were in a large city that I'm not terribly familiar... read more..

17 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3595

The Lion and the Lamb Controversy

Every year about this time, a friend of mine always says, "If March comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb." I would not mind it so much if I knew what in the world he was ta read more..

16 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2946

Comedic Laugh

Usually it's a comedian's material that gets the laughs - not the laugh of one of the guys he's trying to make laugh. ... read more..

16 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4566

Watch This

A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel... read more..

16 Mar

Funny Dog Pictures

Pastor Tim

17494

Dog Marker

Dogs mark their territory. Children marker it. ... read more..

08 Mar

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2330

The Fork in the Road

At the fork in the road choose wisely. {audio}podcast/sm20090308.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

07 Mar

General News

Pastor Tim

3551

Lose an Hour, Gain a Life

If you live in a part of the world that does so, don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour before going to bed tonight. And remember to do one more thing that can safe your life - change the bat... read more..

The Proper Etiquette for Eating an Ice Cream Sundae

07 Mar

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

3965

The Proper Etiquette for Eating an Ice Cream Sundae

Not everybody realizes how important it is to follow protocol. Many Philistines in our society do things so haphazardly that it is a real affront to those of us who know better. There read more..

02 Mar

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

20375

Fun Times Daycare

Pastor Tim's sermons were a big hit at the Fun Times Daycare. ... read more..

02 Mar

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2583

The Sliding House

Here is the perfect house for Pastors who's churches insist they live in glass houses. Your problem is solved - on the slide. ... read more..

02 Mar

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

6221

NTSB Report on Flight 1549

Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549. Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions which resulted in crash says F.A.A.. Subject: NTSB Report on Flight 1549 US Airways violated Federa... read more..