April 2009 - Monthly Archive

26 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2091

The Merciful Old Testament God

A lot of people think that God is cranky, unkind, and unmerciful in the Old Testament. This is simply not true. {audio}podcast/sm20090426.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

19 Apr

Sermons

Pastor Tim

2123

God's Good, Free, Gift

Salvation is God's good and free gift - ours unconditionally after we believe in Him. {audio}podcast/sm20090419.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

15 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5004

A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a letter. The only problem was that he didn't know the plural of "mongoose."He started the letter: "To whom it may co... read more..

15 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

3062

Susan Boyle

Never judge a book by its cover. This video is getting so much play that it's not being embedded in other's pages right now. So if you can't view it below you can view it here. ... read more..

12 Apr

Easter

Pastor Tim

2394

Resurrection Response

Jesus is risen from the dead! Our resurrection response needs to be on track. *Please note: due to technical difficulties beyond our control the recording has some audible static* Listen Here:... read more..

11 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5382

School Days

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I don't want to go." "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids h... read more..

Why I am Happy to Pay My Taxes and Other Mendacities

11 Apr

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

2565

Why I am Happy to Pay My Taxes and Other Mendacities

Last week I was going along just fine. Things were being accomplished and I was rather enjoying myself. Dutifully, I was checking off item after item on my "to-do-list." I love it wh read more..

09 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5094

New Car

The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of the church lot, not wanting to be ostentatious.While talking with friends after the service, my husband accide... read more..

07 Apr

Funny Cat Pictures

Pastor Tim

12534

Cat Fowl Gesture

Simon, Clyde, and Rusty did not appreciate this fowl gesture. ... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4822

D.C. Flyover

On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father pointing out a well-known building to his son: "You see that triangular-shaped octagon over there? That's the Penta... read more..

07 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4829

Flight Booking

After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her special needs. The representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an... read more..

05 Apr

Christmas

Pastor Tim

2566

Your Parade Prayer

If Jesus were to parade down the street past you, what would you cry out to Him? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20090405.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

04 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

2879

Microsoft Photosynth

Numerous times I have taken a number of pictures of a scene in the hope of somehow sewing them together and making a nice panoramic shot. As you will see from this video, it's apparently just one mor... read more..

02 Apr

FunBlog

Pastor Tim

6243

Hartford Hotline

Here's a hilarious recording from the Hartford Hotline to the Hartford (I am guessing) 911 dispatcher. I don't know which Hartford it is, but it doesn't matter. I'm guessing every Hartford in the wo... read more..

02 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

4546

Conductor Problem

The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor.Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did n... read more..

02 Apr

Totally Tim

Pastor Tim

7677

Twitter Status and Facebook

+ I've been asked a number of times how it is that the Cybersalt Twitter updates are automatically appearing as status updates on my Facebook Account. It is very easy to do. Log in to your Facebook read more..

01 Apr

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

19232

Cola Wars

The war between Coke and Pepsi has been escalating. ... read more..

01 Apr

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5141

Never Be Late

A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give ... read more..